At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the Fourth Avenue Jail in downtown Phoenix.
To be considered for Mugshots of the Week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week: Disney movie casting call
10.
Booked on suspicion of probation violation
Triton: [off-stage] I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed.
Ariel: But Dad, I...!
Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?!
Ariel: Daddy, I had to.
Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer world is strictly forbidden! Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that!
Ariel: He would've died!
Triton: One less human to worry about.
Ariel: You don't even know him!
Triton: Know him? I don't have to know him! They're all the same: Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling.
Ariel: Daddy, I love him!
9.
Booked on suspicion of probation violation
"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!....."
8.
Booked on suspicion of dangerous drug possession for sale
"You can own the earth and still,
All you'll own is earth until,
You can paint with all the colors of the wind."
7.
Booked on suspicion of probation violation
"You... BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!"
6.
Booked on suspicion of forgery
"First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here!"
5.
Booked on suspicion of dangerous drug possession
"Mama, there's a girl in the castle!"
4.
Booked on suspicion of shoplifting
"Run away, Simba. Run. Run away, and never return!"
3.
Booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct/fighting
Thumper: He doesn't walk very good, does he?
Mrs. Rabbit: Thumper!
Thumper: Yes, mama?
Mrs. Rabbit: What did your father tell you this morning?
Thumper: "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all."
2.
Booked on suspicion of marijuana possession
Ariel: [Adoring a statue of Eric] It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. "Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so so sudden."
1.
Booked on suspicion of use of a deadly weapon
Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. [Flops on his side]
Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
