At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, it doesn't feel that great to be a gangsta. Enjoy!
10.)
Charges: Armed robbery, theft of transportation Sweet mustache.
9.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person America's Bicentennial!
8.)
Charges: Armed robbery, narcotic-drug sales, aggravated robbery, possession of drug paraphernalia Especially people who have that tattooed on their faces.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, theft of transportation Are those Pringles on your forehead?
6.)
Charges: Theft of transportation, dangerous-drug possession, unlawful flight from a law enforcement vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia Okay.
5.)
Charges: Failure to comply with a court order Educated guess: If you have a face tattoo that says "boss," you're nobody's boss.
4.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, vehicle operation violation SAMCRO!
3.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug transportation, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession for sale, and more If you have it printed on your shirt, you probably don't have it in your pocket.
2.)
Charges: Burglary, criminal trespassing Hey man, Cosby sweaters are definitely out right now.
1.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, open container of liquor in vehicle -People who make you want your mommy.
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