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Portable Kitchen Loo Handy After a Cakewich, in This Week's "Guess That Gadget"

How well do you know your favorite cookhouse contraptions? See if you can guess today's gadget and check back next week for the answer, and to see if you've won a most-awesome prize. Here are a few shots at this week's trickster, add yours to the comment box below: -...
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How well do you know your favorite cookhouse contraptions? See if you can guess today's gadget and check back next week for the answer, and to see if you've won a most-awesome prize.

Here are a few shots at this week's trickster, add yours to the comment box below:

- Five Course NASA Stacker - Cryogenic Cucumber Chamber - Portable Kitchen Loo





What the heck was this? Find out last week's answer (and winner!) after the jump.



Last Week's Answer: Cakewich Silicone Cake Tray

​Congratulations to Erinn, who correctly guessed the gadget from last week. As a most awesome prize, Erinn will get a mention in the gadget description below. Whee! Aren't prizes fun?

Party-Planner #1: What the hell's that?

Party-Planner #2: It's Erinn's suprise birthday party cake.

Party-Planner #1: It looks like a giant sandwich.

Party-Planner #2: Ha! Fooled you! It's a cake disguised as a sandwich. It's a cakewich!

Party-Planner #1: Hm.

Party-Planner #2: I know, isn't it amazing? It's a silicone mold that makes a cake in the shape of bread. You just bake it, slice it in half, add the filling, and voila, a sandwich cake.

Party-Planner #1: Does Erinn even like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Party-Planner #2: What's that got to do with anything?

Party-Planner #1: Well, if you didn't like meatloaf, would you want to eat a birthday cake that looks like one?

Party-Planner #2: If it tasted like cake I would.

Party-Planner #1: But it looks like meatloaf.

Party-Planner #2: That's not the point.

Party-Planner #1: It is if you don't like meatloaf.

Party-Planner #2: Screw off! Who cares about meatloaf? We're talking about a friggin' peanut butter and jelly sandwich -- everyone likes those. This cakewich is going to be the talk of Erinn's party, unlike your sad, peach-colored streamers and Shrek-head balloons. I'm surprised your sorry ass even got asked to help plan this thing, you colossal shit hole of human excrement.

Party-Planner #1: ...wanna go back to my place?

Party-Planner #2: I thought you'd never ask.

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