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Louis Taylor Is Free After Four Decades In Prison For Burning Down A Hotel

After nearly 42 years in prison, Louis Taylor is adjusting to the world as a free man.  Taylor cried Wednesday morning when talking about his new found liberation and says he took a hike and even ate some fast food to help him readjust to society. "I'm kind of overwhelmed," he says, "but I ... More >>

What Should We Make of Radiant Lincoln and Blubbering Private Ryan?

John McCain Has Officially Made President Obama Angry Over the Benghazi Ordeal

Senator John McCain -- who's been barking about the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, for quite some time now -- has officially upset the president over the matter.McCain has insisted that there's either a coverup or incompetence coming from the Obama administration over its response ... More >>

Your Gonzo Guide to the Republican National Convention

Barack Obama Will Not Release Photos of Osama bin Laden's Corpse

This photo of Osama bin Laden is fake. Photos of the real dead Bin Laden will not be released to the public.​President Barack Obama has decided to not release photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse, despite the majority of Americans thinking he should.Obama apparently doesn't pay attention to da ... More >>

Lady Gaga's Apartment Used to Be Covered in Cocaine, Cockroaches

​Lady Gaga has revealed to Neil Strauss that her apartment used to be covered in cocaine and cockroaches, according to NME.American and Kittian author Neil Strauss's upcoming novel, Everyone Loves You When You're Dead: Journeys Into Fame and Madness, has included exclusive Gaga excerpts in his boo ... More >>

Beliebers Are Sore Losers After Grammy Awards

​Apparently Justin Bieber fans can be bitter and vicious, according to Billboard.After a loss for Bieber for Best New Artist award at the Grammy Awards last night, Beliebers took to the internet to express their anger with the intent to directly attack Esperanza Spalding, the talented jazz musicia ... More >>

Jared Lee Loughner Uber Alles? More Debate on Gun Nuttery

Ray, you ignorant...oh, never mind...I've posted my latest riposte to my colleague Ray Stern's passionate defense of Second Amendment gun nuttery, here in Valley Fever.It's a response to Ray's response to my response to his original opinion piece, in which he casually used bogus straw man arguments ... More >>

Lebron 'King' James Has Nothing on ASU Great 'Jumpin' Joe Caldwell

This year's edition of the ASU Sun Devils men's basketball team snuck past a decent University of Alabama-Birmingham squad 69-66 on Saturday at Wells Fargo Arena in Tempe.   ​Nice win that just may help the Devils when March Madness comes around, sooner than later. But the highlight of ... More >>

Eminem Stands Up to Accusations of Homophobia, Attacks Others' Parenting Skills

​Eminem has clarified that there's a borderline between what he raps about and what his opinions actually are, according to NME. Em told CBS in a recent 60 Minutes interview that he doesn't have anything against gay people and that he's on good terms with all groups of people.He went on to address ... More >>

Pulitzer-Prize-Winning Reporter Ryan Gabrielson Leaving East Valley Tribune for UC-Berkeley Fellowship

The East Valley Tribune is losing another member of its Pulitzer-prize-winning team: Reporter Ryan Gabrielson (right), the lead writer of the award-winning series on Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, is heading to UC-Berkeley to work as a journalism fellow.

“Baby Man” William Windsor Found Dead in Home

Postmodern John McCain: the presidential candidate some Arizonans know — and loathe

The Herd With Colin Cowherd Radio Broadcast

Moolah for Mullahs

All aboard the '80s way-back machine

Dull Roar

War drama has an odd upside

Useful Idiots

The pissed-off puffin paddles fellow journalists, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and an FBI monkey-spanker at U of A

Dueling Mormons

Marshal Jeff Flake goes toe-to-toe with Russell Pearce, and a former New Times staffer's popped for armed robbery

Devils in Disguise

A documentary portrait of a pedophile priest and his pious protectors

Devils in Disguise

A documentary portrait of a pedophile priest and his pious protectors

Man Bites Dog

If we had it to do over, would we publish the satirical saga of Chef Kaz Yamamoto? Hell yes! Punk you, if you can't take a joke!

Bob Dylan

No Direction Home: The Soundtrack (The Bootleg Series Vol. 7)
(Columbia/Legacy)

Scoundrel Time

The lies and fall of Enron

The Conservative Rap

Radio's Bruce St. James: hip-hop GOP?

The Full . . . Mindy?

This time, it's the middle-aged ladies of a small English town who bare all for laughs

Muck, Raked

A dirty journo gets busted in Shattered Glass

Shut Up, Andy!

ASU journalism prof vows to boycott luncheon honoring Rooney

Habitat for Inhumanity

The "asylums" depicted in The Magdalene Sisters undermine both the Catholic Church and the popular image of Ireland

Rants Fever

Native Son Neal Pollack Lugs His Anthology to the Valley

Bun There, Done That

Longtime Scottsdale eatery Mag's calls it quits

Pretty Vacant

New Times' panel of critics searches for musical gems in a disheartening 2001

Janet Clams Up

AG Napolitano turns down her 60 Minutes of fame

Various artists

Lookout! Freakout: 2000 Sampler Compilation (Lookout! Records)

Inside the Soap Box

Michael Moore gets out of his La-Z-Boy to find The Awful Truth

The Art of Ordeal

Kidnaped, tortured and nearly killed in a Mexican hellhole, a Phoenix entrepreneur wants to teach others about the perils of doing business south of the border

Flashes

60 Minute Man

Michael Mann's tobacco saga The Insider is an Oscar-worthy tale of real-life suspense

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Letters

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Disarm the Clueless

Our April 1 story was made up -- these responses weren't

The Return of the Native

Sick Willie

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Zen and the Art of Stationary-Bicycle Maintenance

Valley ubercyclist navigates exercise bike path of life

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