Subject: AFC South Division

• THANKS,JOE, FOR THAT GREAT LOSING SEASON

  December 23, 1992

• SAY GOODBYE, JOE

  December 1, 1993

• THE HOUSE THAT YOU BUILT

  IF QUESTIONS ABOUT ITS RETRACTABLE ROOF, POWER-HUNGRY AIR CONDITIONERS AND SUN-STARVED GRASS CAN BE ANSWERED, BANK ONE BALLPARK WILL BE A STATE-OF-THE-ART VENUE. FOR SEPARATING FANS AND TAXPAYERS FROM THEIR MONEY.

  September 21, 1995

• Mall Americans

  A fledgling indoor-football league is a steppingstone -- for some, to the future; for others, to the past

  April 25, 1996

• Flashes 07-20-2000

  Going Head to Head - Stiff Competition - Pigskin Pickin'

  July 20, 2000

• Take Heart: The Cardinals Lost to the Best Team Football, but They Weren't Dominated

  Look out, dork: We may see you again in the playoffs. The difference in the Arizona Cardinals 37-29 loss to the New York Giants on Sunday was special teams. The Giants' played better. Take kick returner Dominik Hixon, who had run-backs of 83 and 68 yards to set up two Giants' scores. These more than offset kickoff returns by the Cardinals J.J. Arrington of 55 and 27 yards. For the Cardinals, it was a game of crazy kicks: two onside attempts. One nearly worked, and other didn't come clos

  November 24, 2008

• Cardinals' Game Day Concerts: A Look Back at the Season

  For someone like me, who is an Arizona Cardinals season ticket holder, this season has far exceeding any expectations I had for the team heading into September. Not to toot my horn or anything, but after watching the Cardinals dismantle the playoff-caliber Miami Dolphins in the home opener, I said that the Cards will make the playoffs, hardly expecting them to catch lightning in a bottle and make it all the way to Tampa for the Super Bowl. What does any of this have to do with music? Well, Card

  January 22, 2009

• Hey Cardinals, Don't Pull a '92-'93 Suns or a '96 Sun Devils. Just Win It Now!

  The Phoenix Suns nearly pulled it off in 1993. The 1996 Arizona State Sun Devils football squad totally had it until the final seconds. And now the Arizona Cardinals are a game away from sports immortality. (And, arguably, the biggest comeback in modern-day athletics.) So some words of advice to the Cardinals as they head into the biggest game in franchise history: Just win the fricking thing now because this could be your only chance for a long, long while.

  January 30, 2009

• If Kurt Warner and His Agent Persist in Asking for Max Dollars for a 38-Year-Old QB, Maybe the Cardinals Should Go With Matt Leinart

  Didn't we predict it would come to this? Yes we did, over and over. We said Kurt Warner would seek the highest salary possible following his improbable Super Bowl run, and that the Arizona Cardinals would resist. For two reasons: Because the Bidwills who own the franchise are known to be a tight-fisted clan. And because the Cardinals have a potential star NFL quarterback in the making. That would be Matt Leinart, he of Heisman Trophy and two National Championships at USC fame. Okay, ev

  February 25, 2009

• Arizona Cardinals Fans, You'd Better Get Ferocious or Steeler Nation Will Eat You Alive

  January 29, 2009

• Patriots Game

  18 reasons the Giants will come away with zip

  January 31, 2008

• Snoop and Diddy headline a cast of stars destined to steal the spotlight from Super Bowl XLII

  January 31, 2008

• Levi Playing Field

  They may be birdbrains, but they’re our birdbrains

  August 16, 2007

• Into the Fire

  Dennis Erickson's a frightening choice to lead a college football program plagued by murder and NCAA violations

  September 6, 2007

• The Curse

  Here's why the Cardinals have sucked forever, and why they might never suck again

  January 11, 2007

• Everlasting Sounds

  Ten of the year's most timeless records

  January 4, 2007

• Training Day

  Feel-good football tale scores with charm and sincerity

  August 24, 2006

• Kenny Chesney

  Spreading country charm

  June 12, 2003

• Super Bowl V

  The Valley's bid for the Big Game may be derailed by five missing tortoise babies

  January 16, 2003

• Ladies Who Crunch

  The hard-hitting Knighthawks are bringing a new edge to women¹s football

  October 10, 2002

• National Football Cartel

  How the Arizona Cardinals and their NFL brethren exert monopoly power to extract billions of dollars from American taxpayers

  January 31, 2002

• Grandstanding

  Everyone wants a football stadium in his 'hood. Downtown is a late entry, but don't bet against it.

  December 14, 2000

• War of the Words

  With big dollars at stake, rival newspapers duke it out to capture Valley's rapidly growing Hispanic market

  December 7, 2000

• Mean Season

  A once-powerful Arizona Boys Ranch football team struggles to find its way into the end zone

  October 28, 1999

• Things Are Getting Back To Normal In Glendale; Cards Look Like Crap In Loss to San Francisco

  www.nfldotcom.com Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals put on a laughable performance in Glendale yesterday. These guys really almost won the Super Bowl?​ After nearly not selling out on opening day, after a lackluster training camp, after a quiet off-season, and after winning the NFC Championship, the Arizona Cardinals are finally back. We don't just mean that it's football season again, we mean that the Cardinals are back to playing, well, like the commiserable Cardinals of old,

  September 14, 2009

• Joe Arpaio Hosted in Houston by Two Nativist Extremist Groups

  photo by Liana Lopez Arpaio wows the old fogies in Houston... I don't know about the devil goin' down to Georgia, but Sheriff Joe did go down to Houston this weekend to pimp the pack of bogus yarns in his 2008 tome Joe's Law. You know, the one wherein he claims credit for busting the French Connection, says he pulled over Elvis, spins his nickname "Nickel Bag Joe" as a positive thing (though it's not), insists the Mexican mafia along with Phoenix immigration activist Elias Bermu

  September 14, 2009

• Arpaio Visits Houston and the Bigots at Westboro Baptist Church Have a New Target: Jews

  September 17, 2009

• Mano A Manning

  September 24, 2009

• Joe Arpaio Stumps Southern California for Conservative Sheriff Wannabes Jay LaSuer and Bill Hunt

  from sheriffjay.org The happy couple: Arpayaso and San Diego Sheriff hopeful Jay LeSuer... Sheriff Joe Arpaio's political stock isn't exactly at an all-time high here in Maricopa County, what with ongoing probes by the U.S. Department of Justice -- and reportedly the F.B.I. as well --into his department, a big racial profiling lawsuit being pursued against him in federal court, and the backlash from local political elites over the arrest and re-arrest of county su

  October 2, 2009

• Arizona Cardinals Game Risks Blackout -- Again!

  www.everythingishistory.com​Any big plans for the weekend? Going to the mall? Golf? Bed Bath and Beyond? Here's something you may not be doing: Watching the Cardinals game on television!

  October 7, 2009

• Cardinals' Sin

  October 8, 2009

• UPDATE: Cards Fail to Sellout Sunday's Game but Given Blackout Extension by NFL

  www.thischicksviewonsports.com​As we reported yesterday, for the second time this season, the Arizona Cardinals were on the verge of not selling out Sunday's game and being blacked out on local television.NFL rules state that if a game is not sold out 72 hours before kickoff, it will not be broadcast on local television.

  October 8, 2009

• Forget the Alamo: Arizona Cardinals Must Whup Hubris and the Houston Texans to Salvage Their Season

  If Beanie can hold on to the ball, expect a breakout day for the rookie RB against the Texans.​ Three years ago, Suns fans considered Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers their personal bitches. Two years ago, D-Backers openly lampooned the hapless, pre-Joe Torre L.A. Dodgers. Last year, Arizona Cardinals fans noisily pooh-poohed the antics of the San Francisco 49ers and the team's head coach, Mike Singletary, who dropped his drawers in an ill-advised (though not entirely unsuccessful) atte

  October 9, 2009

• Cards Game Sells Out; Cardinals Birds Escape Blackout Once Again

  ​The Arizona Cardinals narrowly avoided making history today, as Sunday's game against the Houston Texans finally sold out.The Cards have sold out all of the 36 games at University of Phoenix Stadium and without the extension, Sunday could have been the first time the team failed to sell out the stadium.

  October 9, 2009

• Cards Hang On to Beat Texans; Rodgers-Cromartie Saves the Day

  Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie performed some late-game heroics in the Cards victory over Houston on Sunday​The Cardinals' (2-2) 28-21 victory over the Houston Texans (2-3) Sunday in Glendale came in a way that would even raise the blood pressure the 1980 "Kardiac Kid" Cleveland Browns. 

  October 12, 2009

• Arizona Cardinals Visit a Sleeping Giant in the Seattle Seahawks

  Seattle QB Matt Hasselbeck may be bald and married, but he's not a wimp.​ On par with the ascension of the Denver Broncos and the complete collapse of the Tennessee Titans is the threatening-on-complete-resurgence of the Seattle Seahawks. Now, how is that possible, considering that the NFC West contenders are sitting in third place with a 2-3 record? Stick with us for a moment and we'll tell you. Take a look at the other teams in the division -- the San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, an

  October 16, 2009

• Mano a Manning: Cardinals Couldn't Rattle Peyton. They Need to Piss Off Eli.

  An exultant Darnell Dockett is not what Giants QB Eli Manning wants to see. A flustered Eli Manning is exactly what the Cardinals need to see.Oh, great. Another chance to be humbled by a Manning brother on national TV. The Arizona Cardinals can look at their prime-time game against the Giants in New York on Sunday that way, or they can view it as another golden opportunity to -- sigh -- prove their Super Bowl run was no fluke, that their dominating 27-3 victory last

  October 23, 2009