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  • Music

    April 24, 2014
  • Blogs

    September 3, 2013

    Joe Arpaio's Birther Mouthpiece Suggests New Times Forged Obama's Birth Certificate

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio's comrades in his sham "investigation" into President Obama's birth certificate ought to be committed to a mental-health institution.Why? Consider the "prime suspect" for faking Obama's birth certificate, according to one of the birthers in on Arpaio's gag -- Phoenix New Times.

  • Blogs

    July 25, 2013

    Top 10 Ryan Braun Posters to Bring to the Ballpark

    Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun certainly isn't the most popular guy in baseball since being suspended for the rest of this season for violating the league's drug policy.Many Arizona fans have been especially upset, given that Braun dominated the Diamondbacks in the 2011 playoffs. That same ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2013

    Joe Arpaio Wants to Run the Department of Homeland Security in Kenya?

    Here's your "Moment of Zen" for the day: Elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio wonders if President Obama will call him for the Department of Homeland Security post being vacated by Janet Napolitano.It seems a bit strange that Arpaio has a desire to collude with a president he claims has a fake birth certifica ... More >>

  • Film

    May 16, 2013
  • Calendar

    February 21, 2013
  • Blogs

    January 31, 2013

    Visual Hip-Hop Duo Hobo Stew Has Come Choice Words to Live By

    Thanks to the popularity of the programs such as Photoshop, everyone in this day and age feels like they can become a media design mogul with purchase of a camera and a few ideas. What very few realize is that it takes much more than a few hours in front of a computer to really set yourself apart ... More >>

  • News

    March 1, 2012
  • Blogs

    March 1, 2012

    Joe Arpaio Really Thinks President Obama's Birth Certificate is Fake

    ​There you have it -- Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio actually thinks the President of the United States got into the White House using a forged birth certificate.Yes, the year is 2012, and yes, New Times and several dozen other media outlets just listened to more than two hours of a "birther" ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    Best Reader Caption For Photo of "Marlboro Macho Man" Matt Salmon: MGH

    ​Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle MGH, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Congressional candidate "Marlboro Ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Best Reader Caption For Photo of "Marlboro Macho Man" Matt Salmon?

    ​Last week, we asked readers to come up with their own captions for the above photo of Congressional candidate "Marlboro Macho Man" Matt Salmon's transformation from lobbyist to cowboy for this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.The photo was taken a couple of weeks ago when Salmon hea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Tumblr of the Week: Kim Jong-Il Dropping the Bass

    There's nothing like a good Photoshop job when it's done right (for example, our Shawn Anderson's Photoshopped work on this very blog). Tumblr is a great showcase for creative 'Shop work, and occasionally, when we're not reblogging photo of kittens or vintage black-and-white band photos, we check ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2011

    Top Five Rockin' Grannies

    Image credit: Photoshop.​Last week we announced the bummer news that Blondie has called off the show scheduled for tomorrow at Foundry on First due to "last minute scheduling conflicts. Promoter Danny Zelisko states that the band may reschedule its date, but until then, you can continue l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2011

    Five Tips for Effective Food Photography

    Kholood Eid​ As beautiful as food can be, it's not always that easy to photograph--especially if there's no food stylist on call or elaborate studio space to occupy. Here at Chow Bella, we've compiled a list of tips to keep in mind when out shooting, regardless of how attractive the dish or ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2011

    Tumblr of the Week: Album Tacos

    Album Tacos​For a short time around Thanksgiving last year, our very own Shawn Anderson created Photoshopped, a feature where he edited some photos to make a literal representation of some band names. In the style of the famous Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwiches and Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2010

    The 8 Most Awesome Music Stories of 2010

    ​ Despite what you may have concluded from yesterday's list of the stupidest music stories of 2010, this year in music wasn't all that bad.In fact, a funny blog of Photoshopped album covers was created, a concert for dogs was proposed, and musicians exchanged some choice words.As promised, here ar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2010

    Eric Nally of Foxy Shazam on Twitter, Meat Loaf, and Musicians Becoming Mythical Creatures

    Smallz & RaskindMove over, Tiger. No matter what ancient Chinese wisemen say, 2010 is the year of the Fox. Or at least Fozy Shazam.  The theatrical rockers have definitely made a name for themselves in 2010. The band just began their highly-anticipated tour and has us excited for what they' ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 31, 2009

    Community Collage

    Photoshop for the common good at @Central

  • Blogs

    September 17, 2009

    Michael Jackson Family Reality Show, Ida Maria's Boston Freakout, Kanye West Photoshop Craze

    Electric Mustache: Listen To Electric Mustache On BreakThru RadioIdolator: I Knew That Having Ida Maria On The Perez Hilton Tour Would Be A Bad IdeaNME: Jackson family reality TV show on the wayNME: Bon Jovi joins ex-Nirvana members in condemning Guitar Hero over Kurt CobainPitchfork: Devo Reissue C ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 24, 2009

    Arty Girl: Grey Gardens Coloring Books

    "They don't weaken, no matter what." from the Grey Gardens Coloring Book, Vol. 1 by David Crotty.​When I discover something I absolutely love, I have this insatiable need to share it with the world. And, long before Drew Barrymore wore a bald cap and Angela Landsbury put on an old lady face, I was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    DJ Dossier: Glory Hole

    Bound for glory: DJs Bigie (left) and Epidemic. DJ Bigie is a rotund, foul-mouthed party animal who knows his way around both a turntable and copy of Photoshop. Meanwhile, his partner DJ Epidemic is a wiry mixmaster with a taste for Red Bull and exotic beats. Together they comprise Glory Hol ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 3, 2009

    Andrew Thomas Fights to Keep RICO Funds Despite Flagrant Spending Abuses

      So yesterday Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas sued his client, the Board of Supervisors, again. Taxpayers of this county should be getting to used to this sideshow: By our count, Thomas has now sued the Supes three times during his scant five years in office. And Th ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 25, 2008

    Statues of Liberty

    Photoshop helps artist break free from the portrait rut

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2008

    Janet Napolitano's "Holiday Tree" Flap Invokes Ire of Anti-Gay Right-Wing Blogger

    Conservatives have mixed feelings about what kind of job Janet Napolitano will do as Homeland Security chief, assuming she gets the job, especially on the subject of immigration. But today's post by conservative blogger Debbie Schlussel makes it obvious the Democratic Napolitano faces scrutiny and  ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2008

    The Lost Art of the Concert Poster

    By Martin Cizmar So, hey there, I’m Martin, the new Music Editor here at New Times. It’s Thursday, when Niki usually does her Flier of the Week but, I gotta say, I’m not feeling a lot of the local fliers I’ve been seeing on MySpace this week. I feel like we should be in a Golden Age of con ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2008

    Would the Real Susan Bitter-Smith Please Stand Up?

    By John Dickerson The smiling face of Susan Bitter-Smith is popping up on campaign signs across Tempe and Scottsdale. Only problem is that the campaign photo of Bitter-Smith doesn’t resemble other photos of her, critics say. Bitter-Smith's campaign photo (top) doesn't resemble this 2006 photo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    May 29, 2008

    Cum As You Are

    Intimate portraits put a public spin on a private act

  • Culture

    June 21, 2007

    Beyond the Norm

    Photos are off the beaten Arizona highway

  • News

    March 22, 2007

    Big Boobs

    Know-it-all media the world over got punked by the latest New Times parody, and now (sigh . . .) it’s time to cop to the details.

  • Home Entertainment

    February 22, 2007

    Channel Surfing

    There's more than one way to play with your Wii

  • Calendar

    January 18, 2007

    How to Restore a Photo

    Memory enhancement

  • Culture

    December 28, 2006


    More of the same

  • Culture

    August 31, 2006

    Unnatural Beauty

    The bare facts

  • News

    May 25, 2006

    Man Bites Dog

    If we had it to do over, would we publish the satirical saga of Chef Kaz Yamamoto? Hell yes! Punk you, if you can't take a joke!

  • Culture

    March 23, 2006

    The Art of Darkness

    What's inside

  • Culture

    December 22, 2005

    Shadow Dancing

    Shedding light on old photos

  • Calendar

    September 15, 2005

    Retro Redux

    Local character

  • Music

    August 11, 2005

    Streaming Consciousness

    Your guide to the Valley's Internet radio stations

  • Film

    June 30, 2005

    You So Lazy

    Martin Lawrence in a crappy kid movie? Whassup with that?

  • Culture

    May 12, 2005

    Art Scene

    Current shows, exhibits and installations

  • Culture

    April 28, 2005

    Art Scene

    Current shows, exhibitions and installations

  • Culture

    April 14, 2005

    Street Smart

    Getting their freak on

  • Culture

    April 14, 2005

    Woman on the Verge

    Suffering exposure

  • Best of Phoenix

    September 30, 2004
  • News

    January 2, 2003

    Turning the Tide

    Letters from the week of January 2, 2003

  • News

    December 12, 2002

    Mars Face-off

    Letters from the week of December 12, 2002

  • Culture

    May 10, 2001

    Cy Fi Fan

    Jon Haddock's digital art generates a media buzz and selection in a major exhibition at the Whitney

  • Music

    February 1, 2001

    The Pharcyde

    Cydeways: The Best of the Pharcyde (Rhino)

  • Music

    July 6, 2000

    The Lying Game

    From the ashes of The Generiks comes the Liar's Club

  • Music

    July 11, 1996

    Strange Angel

    Laurie Anderson breaks her own rules--again

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