Mark Burnett has yet another reality show in the works. The upcoming singing competition called The Voice is coming to NBC. Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and Cee Lo Green of Gnarls Barkley and independent fame will be the judges, according to Entertainment Weekly.Christina Aguilera has also been negoti ... More >>
In a sports team precedent, WNBA team the Phoenix Mercury accepted a sponsorship deal with identity theft protection company LifeLock. According to reports, the word "LifeLock" will replace "Mercury" and "Phoenix" on the team's jerseys...Another alleged UFO over Valley skies has been explained as so ... More >>
We've been known to pull one over on the public before -- our spoof stories on Preserve A Life garnered fax orders for human taxidermy, and the Anna Nicole Smith secret love child story was picked up by major media outlets, including People, US Weekly, and TV's Inside Edition. But this time, we ... More >>
Pathologist Cyril Wecht, who performed a "backup autopsy" on Carol Gotbaum's corpse late today. Spoke with Gotbaum family attorney Mike Manning earlier this evening, around 6 p.m. He informed me that noted forensic pathologist Cyril H. Wecht had been flown in from Pittsburgh to do a "backup autopsy ... More >>
Know-it-all media the world over got punked by the latest New Times parody, and now (sigh . . .) its time to cop to the details.
A Royal pain: Tabloid talking head Royal Oakes Check this Friday, March 16 post from The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies (AAN) concerning the Anna Nicole spoof and the somewhat preachy piece from the TV show that birthed Bill O'Reilly, Inside Edition: Phoenix New Times' Anna Nicol ... More >>
Jim Moret & moi: As you can see, Jimbo's dreading that drive to Sells. Now that the word's out that our wildly successful Anna Nicole Smith spoof was, um, a spoof, I can reveal the events of this Monday that resulted in Thursday's Inside Edition segment on yours truly and the story of ANS' Nat ... More >>
Move over, Dannielynn; Anna Nicole's Native son is alive and well on the Tohono O'odham reservation, and he may be the rightful heir to the tabloid temptress' millions
www.911Accountability.org White-boy Muslim prof Kevin Barrett denies he's a Holocaust denier. Nobody wants to be a Holocaust denier, not even a Holocaust denier like Eric Williams, author of The Puzzle of Auschwitz, and formerly the head of the 9/11 Accountability Conference. Same goes for Kevin ... More >>
"Goodbye, Norma Jean..." Anna Nicole and I, moments before she buried my grill in her massive cleavage. Can someone punch up Elton John's Candle in the Wind? Yes, as our year of national mourning begins for Anna Nicole Smith, with zeppelin-like statues to be erected in her honor and her inev ... More >>
The taloned one sucks up to breast-feeding MILFs, observes that Smoke Free Arizona ain't no pot initiative and squawks at union boss Billy Shields
Bikers, skinheads, punks and coeds love getting bent at the PV, the divey-est dive in Tempe.
The Kreme Team dives headfirst into the Valley's poshest flesh pit, Skin Cabaret
Lypsinka is much more than a drag queen
What better way to await the end of civilization than with the pupu platter at Drift?
Impact Zone shows wrestlers the ropes
Skimpies revives the fun in summer theater
But just think, no one hates TV more than Trent Lott
No doubt about, Sea Saw is unequivocally good sushi
Along Came a Spider is so bad it'll bug you
Fighting for a fortune, a bimbo faces a bimbo eruption