Archie Bunker

S.A.N.E. Immigration Initiative Undercut by Bill Montgomery's Nativist Panderings

Russell Pearce's Ban Amnesty Now Announces Boycott of New Times

It's pretty easy for a scribbler in this town to know when you've drawn blood from local hypocrites: Those skewered squeal like hogs being boiled alive in Karo syrup.Recalled ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce is no exception, despite his tough-guy pose. Make that double for his mini-me enable ... More >>

Glenn Spencer, Nativist Anti-Semite, Repped By John Munger, Ex-Gubernatorial Candidate

Right-wing attempts to legitimize nativist border wacko Glenn Spencer persist in the strangest fashion.Today, the conservative website Right Side News reported on a letter from former GOP gubernatorial candidate John Munger to Luis Heredia, Executive Director of the Arizona Democratic Party, de ... More >>

Don't Bet on Arpaio Resigning Over the El Mirage Botched Sex-Crime Cases

John McCain Doubles Down on Racist Scapegoating of Latino Migrants

CNNMcCain, digging the hole deeper after his racist comments over the weekend When white nationalist websites and racist minutemen with erstwhile ties to child killers are championing your cause, you know you've made a serious error. Particularly when you're a failed presidential candidate still des ... More >>

Andy Biggs, the $10 Million Chairman, and His Tuesday Night Massacre

Senator Biggs: Thanking God every day for Ed McMahon It's apropos that state Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Andy Biggs, the man primarily responsible for a bill that will drive a Ryder Truck full of nitro through the state's Medicaid program, is himself a very wealthy man.He's not ric ... More >>

Jon Justice, Wingnut Lip-Flapper, and the Lefties

The boycott of Tucson's right-wing shock jock Jon Justice of 104.1 FM is on like Donkey-Kong.Seems he ticked off talented and tireless Three Sonorans blogger David Abie Morales, who is leading a boycott effort against Justice online. According to Morales, he's gotten one advertiser to bolt from Just ... More >>

Fathers Day Discusses Writing A Pro-Joe Arpaio Song, Dirty Hippies, Headless Torsos, and More

Sara OliverThe members of Fathers Day​ In this week's issue, I penned a piece for the music section pimping tomorrow night's release party for the Chronicles of Sheriff Joe split seven-inch. Three local bands -- Andrew Jackson Jihad, Treasure Mammal, and Porches -- each contributed songs that roas ... More >>

Russell Pearce for Sheriff? Yes, It Could Get Worse than Joe Arpaio

Pearce still lusts after Arpaio's power. Be afraid, very afraid.There's been a whiff of brimstone in the air with the rumor that state Senator Russell Pearce, the most bigoted public servant in Arizona (and that's saying a lot), has been actively lobbying Maricopa County to become its replacement sh ... More >>

Joe Arpaio, Clueless or Cunning? Sheriff Does His Sgt. Schultz Impersonation During Seven Hour Depo in Racial Profiling Lawsuit

Sheriff Joe called this a "vicious" cover during his recent seven hour depo. But, Joe, it was done with love. Really.A cross between Ronald Reagan post-presidency and Sgt. Schultz from a Hogan's Heroes rerun: That's the impression Sheriff Joe Arpaio gave recently during a seven hour deposition under ... More >>

Joe Arpaio vs. Nightline's Martin Bashir: The Good and the Not So Great

from ABC NightlineSo Joe, how did the prostitute "accidentally" touch your officer, again?As I've been on deadline the last couple of days, I haven't been able to comment on Nightline's recent, two-pronged report on Sheriff Joe, the second part of which I enjoyed immensely. That segment dealt mostly ... More >>

Lou Dobbs' Account of Gunfire Incident "Chuckled" at by New Jersey Police Spokesman

CNN screenshotBlue Lou: Many believe Dobbs' house got hit by a hunter's errant bulletAlterNet scribe Isabel Macdonald's scored again. You'll recall her as the Brooklyn-based journalist who along with cameraman Mark Read captured Arpaio losing it a few months back. This, during an interview with our ... More >>

One Mother’s Suffering, Joe Arpaio’s Bigotry, and Stories of Racial Profiling by the MCSO

Joe Arpaio on Glenn Beck Re: Mexican Migrants, "They Like to Fight Each Other"; and Al Sharpton Returns the Day of the Sweep

Glenn Beck has some fun at Arpaio's expense on Beck's Fox TV show I normally loathe Glenn Beck and his smarmy posturings, but I may have to reconsider that attitude after watching Beck mercilessly mess with our geriatric top gendarme on his Friday show. At points, Beck openly makes fun of Arpaio, ... More >>

Joe Arpaio on Mexican Migrants: "They're All Dirty"

Grampa Joe describes his daughter's adopted kids: "I got a black, a Mexican with down syndrome even." GQ magazine just published a damning portrait of Sheriff Joe by writer Alexander Provan titled "The Vigilante," and it couldn't come at better time. I know from experience that way too many re ... More >>

Darrell Ankarlo Returns Part-Time to KTAR: Did the Hate Jock Get Some Sense Slapped Into Him By That Car Wreck?

Post-brain trauma, will Ankarlo start pickin' on people his own size? Ethics-twister, Mexican-basher and tireless self-aggrandizing lip-flapper Darrell Ankarlo, winner of the 2008 New Times Best Bigot Award for constantly being down on the brown during his morning show on KTAR 92.3 F ... More >>

Neo-Nazis and Extreme Right-Wingers Love Joe Arpaio, and There’s Evidence that the MCSO Keeps Them Close

Darrell Ankarlo Dances Shirtless, Caresses Six-Pack to the Tune of Macho Man...Well, at Least on KTARsucks.com

KTARSucks.com's video on Ankarlo's homophobic tendencies. Back on March 9, I told you about my new favorite Web site KTARsucks.com. That's the site that skewers local wing-nut hate jock Darrell Ankkkarlo and keep an eye on all the moonhowlin' nitwittery he's spitting on air every morn at KTAR 92.3 ... More >>

Everyone Knows Darrell Ankarlo Blows, KTARsucks.com Wants to Tell You How Hard

Mostly it sucks Arpaio's wang, but it sucks other stuff too... Who has the time, or motivation to listen to bigoted KTAR blowhard Darrell Ankkkarlo's b.s. on a regular basis? Once in a while I'll flick on PHX's Glenn Beck-wannabe, just to see if KTAR's fired his lame ass yet. But you'd re ... More >>

Joe Crummey, KTAR's L.A. Wing-Nut, and What the MCSO and Al-Qaeda Have in Common

www.ktar.com KTAR's Joe Crummey (in what must be a very old photo), still phoning it in after all these years... Is there a lip-flapper at the Mormon Church-owned, right-wing talk radio station KTAR 92.3 FM that doesn't have his lips surgically connected to Joe Arpaio's flaccid penis? Excludi ... More >>

KTAR Lip-Flapper Darrell Ankarlo: Photo Enforcement Scofflaw and "Illegal"

Wonder if Ankarlo's new "speed camera mask" matches his 'tarded helmet?Look, life is short. Too short to pay any more attention than necessary to wing-nut saliva jockey Darrell Ankkkarlo on KTAR 92.3 FM, winner of this year's Best of Phoenix "Best Bigot" award. This wannabe Archie Bunker gets off on ... More >>

With Gran Torino Clint Eastwood Has Solidified His Position as America's Director

Sheriff Joe Offers Hispanics an Olive Branch, Kinda-Sorta, on Barriozona.com.

Hot Links: Nelson Says Thomas Authored Attack Site, Guadalupe a "Ghost Town," Obama Commercial Draws Huge Numbers, McCain on SNL Saturday.

This pious partridge asks for blessings for Darrell Ankarlo, Candy Thomas, and all the other corrupt politicos in Sand Land

Hispanic News' Jon Garrido disses gays (including Gov. Janet Napolitano), claims "98% of Hispanics" think likewise.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! on immigration...

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, February 23, 2006

Have a Heart

Bill Wohl is serious as a heart attack

Día de las Gracias

Traditional tastes merge on Thanksgiving

White Men Can't Rap

But they talked your ear off about war, morality and patriotism in the '60s. Is Young America again ready for More Talk, Less Music?

The Toxic Sublime

Uncovering the faint beauty of a defaced, degraded American West

Letters

Mike Douglas Held Hostage!

New video relives the surreal week that John and Yoko co-hosted America's most popular daytime talk show

Tums of Endearment

For better or worse, this is As Good As It Gets

In a World of Hurst

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Ol' Spider Eyes is back with a new summer tour--but this time, he's left the guillotine at home

Mill Rats

SEVEN EVIL CLOWNSTHE BLUE MEANIES' G-FORCE CARNIVAL IS A WILD RIDE THAT'S NOT FOR SKA PURISTS

SENSITIVITY STRAINING

YEAR AFTER YEAR, DEBBIE MCQUEEN MAKES NEWS BY FORCING THE GOVERNMENT TO DEAL WITH A CHEMICAL SENSITIVITY SYNDROME THAT SHE CLAIMS AFFLICTS HER CHILDREN. THERE IS REASON TO WONDER HOW SICK THOSE KIDS ACTUALLY ARE.

A PROFILE IN COURAGE

TOUR DE FARCETHE AUTHORS OF AMERICA'S QUIRKIEST GUIDEBOOK PUT PHOENIX ON THE MAP

JAILHOUSE BLUES

PACK 'EM IN AND TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS. THAT'S SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO'S PHILOSOPHY