Wanna see Triumph poop on Sheriff Joe, or are you just pissed Conan's gonna blow the geriatric gendarme? Call NBC and tell them how you feel at (212) 664-4444.
As disgusting as this sounds, it's apparently true that Wednesday night NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien will feature a visit by Maricopa County's corrupt top constable, who'll be plugging this retarded Fox Reality show of his, Smile...You're Under Arrest!
Gonad, um, I mean Conan, is not known for his heavy lifting in the m