Bahamas

John McCain's bimbo and corruption eruptions...

Bartenders & Baristas: Scott Pierce at Ice Pics

Mighty Dogs

It's hard to tell what's Spinal Tap and what's not

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL YOU LITTLE PEOPLE . . . WHY PETER FRAMPTON OWES IT ALL TO THE CROWD

It's hard to tell what's Spinal Tap and what's not

Pic Hits for the week

It's hard to tell what's Spinal Tap and what's not

Hail, Caesar

It's hard to tell what's Spinal Tap and what's not

Reeling and Dealing

"Suge" Knight is behind bars, Tha Doggfather is on the shelves, and the future of Death Row Records hangs in the balance

Impersonation Nation

The Blues Brothers, Marilyn, The Killer, Ol' Blue Eyes, Der Bingle and The King himself! The "Legendary Superstars" revue takes a Las Vegas formula to Apache Junction and audiences are, well, doubled over.

Thief Jerky

Power-tripping Eastwood stumbles over geriatric political thriller

Goin' Fishin'

Arizona's tight-knit blues community is about to lose its longtime ambassador, Big Pete Pearson

The Stopgap Coach

Don Newman lifted ASU's basketball program out of the trash heap by making his players believe in themselves. Despite 18 wins and an NIT berth, ASU boosters remain unconvinced.

Armistice Day

Franco Gagliano and the Beat Angels lay down their arms and get down to business

Lizard Lounge

Forget dog days, August will be the month of the Iguana

Lil Wayne’s Live Performance Track Record Might Make You Think Twice about Attending His Show

Forget dog days, August will be the month of the Iguana

Top Ten Dance Collections of 2008, Both Mixed and Unmixed

By Randall RobertsAny knucklehead with DSL and a laptop can now make an electronic track. With a half hour of clicking and fiddling, you can sample enough cheesy beats and mashups to clog arteries from here to Berlin. Simple dropdown mouse maneuvers can transform electro tracks into progressive hous ... More >>

ASU Women's Basketball vs. UC Riverside

By Randall RobertsAny knucklehead with DSL and a laptop can now make an electronic track. With a half hour of clicking and fiddling, you can sample enough cheesy beats and mashups to clog arteries from here to Berlin. Simple dropdown mouse maneuvers can transform electro tracks into progressive hous ... More >>

Postmodern John McCain: the presidential candidate some Arizonans know — and loathe

By Randall RobertsAny knucklehead with DSL and a laptop can now make an electronic track. With a half hour of clicking and fiddling, you can sample enough cheesy beats and mashups to clog arteries from here to Berlin. Simple dropdown mouse maneuvers can transform electro tracks into progressive hous ... More >>

Scott Coles: The story behind the life — and death — of the flamboyant owner of Mortgages Ltd.

By Randall RobertsAny knucklehead with DSL and a laptop can now make an electronic track. With a half hour of clicking and fiddling, you can sample enough cheesy beats and mashups to clog arteries from here to Berlin. Simple dropdown mouse maneuvers can transform electro tracks into progressive hous ... More >>

Arizona's homeopathic board is the second chance for doctors who may not deserve one

By Randall RobertsAny knucklehead with DSL and a laptop can now make an electronic track. With a half hour of clicking and fiddling, you can sample enough cheesy beats and mashups to clog arteries from here to Berlin. Simple dropdown mouse maneuvers can transform electro tracks into progressive hous ... More >>

Book Scam

A lying president begets a lying author. Good thing that wouldn't happen today

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, March 22, 2007

A lying president begets a lying author. Good thing that wouldn't happen today

Tohono O'odham With Love

Move over, Dannielynn; Anna Nicole's Native son is alive and well on the Tohono O'odham reservation, and he may be the rightful heir to the tabloid temptress' millions

Royale Flush

The Bond franchise takes a gamble on a new guy, and comes up aces

McCain Shame

The political parrot previews a copy of Dennis DeConcini's new book, in which John McCain's portrayed as a backstabbin' scalawag

Wee Hours

Park hosts a "Little" something for the kids

God's Banker

One of the world's most notorious holy men is quietly giving Mass in Sun City

Culture Shock

How will Hollywood react now that real life is more terrifying than fiction?

Jamaican Whoopie

Take a vacation to Callaloo

The Pampered Politician

Arizona Senator John McCain is ready for a presidential run — if the national press corps has anything to say about it

Blues Bodhisattva

Valley jazz singer and devout Buddhist Sherry Roberson answers the question "What's the sound of one woman scatting?"

CANADA DRY

Valley jazz singer and devout Buddhist Sherry Roberson answers the question "What's the sound of one woman scatting?"

For Sale: One War Hero

Valley jazz singer and devout Buddhist Sherry Roberson answers the question "What's the sound of one woman scatting?"

Call My Travel Agent; There's an Election Coming Up

Valley jazz singer and devout Buddhist Sherry Roberson answers the question "What's the sound of one woman scatting?"

Rumors of Tiger Woods Going to Wickenburg for Sex Rehab Could Boost Business

​If Tiger Woods winds up in Wickenburg for rehab over his apparent sexual compulsion and pill addiction, local businesses are ready. As the rumor mill seems to suggest, Tiger would be checking into the Meadows Rehabilitation Center in Wickenburg just after New Year's, and despite be ... More >>

"X" Wine Dinner and Lasagna Cupcakes in Today's Eater's Digest

framed-mylifeonepictureatatime.blogspot.com​Hungry for your early morning serving of food news, with no preservatives or additives?Dinner with "X" WineryWednesday night Tommy Bahamas Restaurant and Bar in Scottsdale will be hosting a special wine dinner with "X" wine maker and president Reed Renau ... More >>

Top Chef All-Stars Season 8, Episode 13 Recap: Fire's a Beach and Then You Cry

Go Carla! It's your birthday!​It's the final four five, yo, thanks to last week's non-decision of whom to eliminate. Please pack your knives and flip-flops -- it's off to the Bahamas! After some flashbacks and "what I did during my time off" reports (yawn), the chefs walk into a fort and see ... More >>

Top Chef All-Stars Season Finale: Finally, What We All Knew Would Happen Did

​We made it, yo! After what has seemed like an eternity in the Bahamas (BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!), we're finally down to crowning a Top Chef, and Bravo is all business right out of the gate -- straighten that tie, Bravo! Padma and Tom tell the chefs there will not be a Quickfire and tha ... More >>

Lagunitas Sucks Holiday Ale

Zach Fowle ​Beer: Lagunitas Sucks Holiday AleBrewery: Lagunitas BrewingStyle: Imperial IPAABV: 7.85% Lagunitas sucks, but at least they know it. I have a list of favorite winter brews, and right near the top is Lagunitas' Brown Shugga. I love its origin story, which goes like this: Somethin ... More >>