Bill O'Reilly

John McCain Wants Americans to Be Able to Pick Their Own Damn Television Channels

Are you an alpha-male whose gonads shrivel up every time you see the Lifetime channel? A radical environmentalist who faints at the sight of a Formula One race? Do you just vomit instantly upon hearing the voices of Bill O'Reilly or Rachel Maddow?Don't worry, folks, Senator John McCain's here for al ... More >>

Brad Paisley Tells Country Audiences There's Nothing Wrong With White Folks Becoming the Minority

Editor's note: Every couple weeks, Alan Scherstuhl, the film editor at our sister publication The Village Voice, will be taking a hard listen to the music in which millions of Americans soak. We're happy to share his findings. By Alan Scherstuhl Brad Paisley, Southern Comfort Zone Current Billboa ... More >>

The 10 Most WTF Moments of 2012

Election years tend to carry more chaos then normal ones, but there was something else going on in 2012. Maybe it's the aura of apocalypse made people a little stranger this year. We had the Syrian Civil War, the Aurora Shooting, Israel being dicks to Gaza and vice versa, Mitt Romney was treated l ... More >>

Fellow Republicans: An Emergency Plan to Stop Our Asses From Getting Kicked

To: Lovers of America From: The Republican National Committee RE: Emergency platform changes Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week's election. Henceforth, we urge all Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes.

Your Gonzo Guide to the Republican National Convention

Citizens United President: Ben Quayle Campaign Acting Like (Gasp!) Obama's

Turns out, we weren't the only ones who found yesterday's comments from Congressman Ben Quayle's campaign a little...weird.In fact, the president of Citizens United -- which is supporting Quayle's primary opponent, David Schweikert -- says Quayle's campaign is doing stuff you'd expect from President ... More >>

Bobcat Goldthwait Is Making Comedies in His Own Register

Victoria Jackson Goes From Comedy Heights to Being the Tea Party's Princess

Ornamental Explosions​ by Alan Sailer

​Alan Sailer's been called a grinch. The California-based photographer recently took a few of his leftover ornaments, his camera, and his high-speed pellet rifle to his garage for an experiment. The result is The War Against Christmas, a series of high-speed photos of his exploding ornaments ... More >>

Jon Justice, Wingnut Lip-Flapper, and the Lefties

The boycott of Tucson's right-wing shock jock Jon Justice of 104.1 FM is on like Donkey-Kong.Seems he ticked off talented and tireless Three Sonorans blogger David Abie Morales, who is leading a boycott effort against Justice online. According to Morales, he's gotten one advertiser to bolt from Just ... More >>

"Only Tenants Reside: Chris Mars" at Mesa Contemporary Arts Takes a Second Look at How We Perceive Mental Illness

Right-Wingers Lie on SB 1070, Claim (Falsely) That Majority of Hispanics Support It

Sultans of falsehoods: Man, is Bill O'Reilly looking old these days, or what?The lefty Think Progress Web site has addressed an absurd, nativist shibboleth that I've heard kicking around the conservanut echo chamber lately: The lie that SB 1070, Arizona's new "papers please" legislation, is actually ... More >>

Hearing Tomorrow At State Mental Hospital For Infamous `Blood On Their Hands' Killer

We got an incredible E-mail a few hours ago from Alan Hedges, a Texas man whose 7-year-old granddaughter Alexia and her grandmother Mauricia Aviles (in the photo) were bludgeoned to death in 1999 by seriously mentally ill family member Rodney Aviles.​The brutal murders occurred in Mrs. Aviles' hom ... More >>

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, October 1, 2009

Upset! Allen trumps Lambert in 'Idol' Finale

Sorry, Adam, even your goth angel wings couldn't save you. Single tear.Coming into last night's finale, even the most ardent Kris Allen fans would have to admit that their adorable little troubadour was a long shot for the big title (check this out if you missed the play-by-play). The media (myself ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Smoochin' Joe Arpaio: America's Voice Fires Up Last-Minute E-mail Campaign

Will Arpaio be in on the joke? In a last-ditch effort to impact the way Stephen Colbert treats mean ol' Joe Arpaio on The Colbert Report tonight, the folks at the pro-immigration org America's Voice are urging people to e-mail a message to the show's producers through their Web site. Thi ... More >>

Russell Simmons Calls Bill O'Reilly Out

Hip-hop legend Russell Simmons is calling FOX News personality Bill O'Reilly out.Simmons, the new Editor-In-Chief of Globalgrind.com, recently wrote a blog on the site asking O'Reilly to bring his criticisms of hip-hop directly to the hip-hop community and do a guest blog on the site."For far too lo ... More >>

Feb. 4 In Blogs: Katy Perry, Joe Arpaio, Russell Simmons, Fro-Yo and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Valley Fever: Sheriff's Captain Argues Mysterious Donors to Republican Party Not a Po ... More >>

24 Hour Partisan People

Quench your liberal thirst in Tempe

In their appeal to red-staters, Southern hip-hop and Fox News walk together

Former County Attorney Rick Romley endorses Dan Saban for Sheriff. (w/UPDATE)

Shoot 'Em Up

Fighting the enemy over there

Noam Chomsky and the 9/11 nutbars: Why they suck and he doesn't.

The retards at the Arizona Republic, and why they deserve the fate of T. Rex.

AAN Gets the Anna Nicole Spoof, but Inside Edition's Royal Dumbasses Still Don't

Douchebag Larry Gaydos: Dork After Dark.

Living With Post-War

M. Ward's recipe for political change: Let's ignore the president

Single-File, Please!

No more Mr. Nice Gardeners: The feathered fiend on Mayor Phil's idiot stammerings after the big undocumented-workers' march

Island Hip-Hopping

Stir it up in Scottsdale

Heart and Soles

Savion Glover brings on da funk

How Goth Are You?

A Halloween quiz

Web of Sound

Online or onstage, Donald Martinez is the Shizz

Letters

Letters from the week of April 29, 2004

Rap Attack

Sheriff Joe Arpaio creates a musical monster

Road Voyeur

Public gets insider's view of Roosevelt District

Pistol Swap

A spirited dialogue between the author, a former New Bomb Turk, and Old Man Lydon

Battle Hymns

Iraq and roll don't go together well when rockers protest

Mouf Wash

Conservatives and hip-hop fans weigh the pros and ho's of Ludacris

Year in TV: Fear Factor

But just think, no one hates TV more than Trent Lott

Columbine Harvester

Michael Moore goes threshing about in search of fear itself

Seeing Red

The Cardinals took out a Phoenix DJ. Now we should take out Tony La Russa.

Crushing a Contrarian

The 'patriotic' squelching of Bill Maher is a scary sign of an emerging groupthink