Bristol Palin

Sarah Palin Not Running For President. But What About an Arizona Senate Seat?

​Former Alaska Governor/the best person Governor Jan Brewer could find to write the foreword to her new book, Sarah Palin, isn't going to run for president this year -- but there's a Senate seat in a certain Southwestern haven for far-right-wing-nuts that she's rumored to have been eying for sever ... More >>

Ben Folds at Marquee Theatre, 7/18/11

Kholood Eid​ Ben Folds Marquee Theatre Monday, July 18, 2011 Ben Folds has been writing piano rock oscillating between sardonic humor and commentary on the human condition since his beginnings with Ben Folds Five. Along the way, he's been cast as many things -- a father, a joker, a pis ... More >>

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Bristol Palin's New Book: Calls Out McCain Family for Being Too Bourgeois, Ex-Fiancée for Adultery

amazon.comBriston Palin coddles baby Tripp on the cover ​Short-lived Arizona resident, Bristol Palin puts her baby daddy, Levi Johnston, and the family of her mother's one-time running mate, Senator John McCain, on blast in her new memoir Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far. The book, set to c ... More >>

Morning Poll: Do You Buy Sarah Palin's Reason for Purchasing Scottsdale Home?

​Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has refused to answer any reporters' questions about a home she was rumored to have recently bought in Scottsdale. But Fox News' Greta Van Susteren apparently isn't any reporter.Despite the former vice presidential candidate's recent media silence, Van Susteren ... More >>

Creature Features

Mack Duncan, What Are You Listening To?

Mack Duncan​Mack DuncanThe improviser, filmmaker, puppeteer, teacher, co-founder of The Torch Theatre and creator of the web series Vincent and Me helped organize the Phoenix Improv Festival this weekend at the Herberger Theater. When you put your key in the ignition and turn on the radio, what s ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Polls Higher Among Independent Voters Than Sarah Palin. It's Called "Winning...Duh"

www.greencelebrity.netCharlie Sheen's "winning" is getting political.​Charlie Sheen's "winning" knows no bounds, which is why it should come as no surprise to learn that when pegged against former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a race for president, Sheen's "winning" among independent ... More >>

Is Sarah Palin Considering a Senate Run...in Arizona?

Arizona Senator Sarah Palin?​Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, we learned earlier this week, is rumored to be planning to base her hypothetical presidential campaign in Scottsdale, but GOP sources tell New Times the one-time darling of the Conservative movement might be coming to the Grand Canyo ... More >>

Palin Invasion of Arizona Continues: Sarah Palin Would Base Presidential Campaign in Scottsdale, According to Rumor Mill

Arizona could be the base for Sarah Palin's presidential campaign.​Fresh from the rumor mill: if Sarah Palin runs for president, she will base her campaign out of Scottsdale, continuing the Palin family's invasion of Arizona.As you know, Palin's daughter Bristol recently/inexplicably bought a home ... More >>

Bristol Palin House Tour: WTF Is She Doing in Arizona?

We're pretty sure Bristol Palin doesn't even know how she ended up in Maricopa, Arizona.​Bristol Palin, daughter of one-time vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, seems to have settled into her new Maricopa home quite nicely, but the question remains: why the f*** did she move to Maricopa, Ariz ... More >>

Bristol Palin Gives Tour of Maricopa Home to E!

www.b96radio.comIf you care what Bristol Palin's house looks like, you shouldn't.​If your last name's Palin, it's apparently mandatory to turn every mundane thing you do into some sort of televised event. For example, buying a home in Arizona.Tonight on E!, Palin will give a tour of her new diggs ... More >>

Feb. 7 In Blogs: Super Bowl, Pinback, Caramelpalooza, and Bristol Palin

​​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Bristol Palin Meets With Phoenix Radio Station About On-Air Job

www.punditkitchen.com​Remember that publicity stunt job offered to Bristol Palin to co-host a morning radio show in Phoenix? About that... Palin's reportedly met with management at Clear Channel's Phoenix-based Mix 96.9 (KMXP-FM) about the gig and apparently "seems interested." If you misse ... More >>

Bristol Palin Calls Radio Station's Bluff; Will Pursue On-Air Gig at KMXP

www.punditkitchen.com​When Clear Channel's Phoenix-based Mix 96.9 (KMXP-FM) offered Bristol Palin an on-air radio job earlier this month, the station's director, Ron Price, insisted it wasn't a publicity stunt. He better hope he was telling the truth because Palin now says she's considering ... More >>

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Phoenix Radio Station Offers Bristol Palin Job. Station Director Says it's Not a Publicity Stunt -- Whatever You Say, Brah

www.punditkitchen.com​Bristol Palin's days of being used apparently didn't end when her baby-daddy said sayonara -- a Phoenix radio station has officially offered the publicity-hound daughter of John McCain's 2008 running mate an on-air job alongside the station's morning show host.But don't ... More >>

Bristol Palin at ASU: Rumors of Her Attending Cronkite School (the School's Potential Demise) Greatly Exaggerated, Dean Says

www.punditkitchen.com​Did you hear Bristol Palin, daughter of one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is moving to the Grand Canyon State to attend Arizona State University? So did Chris Callahan, dean of ASU's Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication -- the school Pal ... More >>

Dec. 27 In Blogs: Desert Car Kings, The National, Verdi Spumante, and Battling Servicemen

​​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Kurt Warner Booted From Dancing With the Stars. Coincidentally, the Arizona Cardinals Need a Quarterback

Come back, Kurt, they need you in Glendale.​The charade that was former Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner's appearance on the ABC dance-u-drama Dancing With the Stars has come to an end, and rather than joining the likes of the other has-beens that didn't make the DWS cut -- including Mike ... More >>

Meghan McCain Says Christine O'Donnell's "Out of Her Frickin' Mind"

www.politicalhumor.comThe witch may not be dead, but her Senate campaign certainly is.​Here at New Times, we always thought the day we applauded Meghan McCain -- the daughter of Senator John McCain -- for anything at all would be a cold day in hell. Well, it's about 75 degrees outside and the youn ... More >>

Daddy's Girl

Meghan McCain Takes Shot at Bristol Palin; Apparently Looking "Like a Stripper" Not as Terrible as Being a Teen Mom

Meghan McCain's scandalous "tweet."​What could potentially be a fairly hot cat fight is brewin' within the GOP and if it goes down, we want a front row seat.Meghan McCain, the daughter of Senator John McCain wrote a book (shocking, we know) detailing her experience as the daughter of a candidate i ... More >>

Levi Johnston's Druggie Mom Gets the Joe Arpaio Pink Handcuff Treatment

from sheriffjoe.org Dare to dream: With any luck, maybe Joe'll get to don a pair someday...So what's this deal about hockey-stud Levi Johnston's druggie ma having Sheriff Joe Arpaio's pink handcuffs slapped on her in an Alaska courtroom after pleading guilty for illegally possessing OxyContin, ... More >>

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Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, October 2, 2008

Something Awful's Sarah Palin Parodies, by Bristol Palin's Faux Babby Daddy.

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sarah Palin can run on her record, proudly

As a working mom with a child with Down syndrome, Sarah Palin makes me shriek

Janet Napolitano Leaps to Sarah Palin's Defense, and I Think I'm Going to Puke.