Charlie Sheen

Whoops! Alex Jones also takes a powder on the 9/11 Chandler conference.

The History Channel pulverizes troofers in 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction.

Jesse Ventura Rallies 9/11 Nutbars, Republic Clueless as to Where.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

HOGAN'S GIEROGLYPHICS DID BOB CRANE REALLY SING OFF?

Hong Kong Phooey

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman make an effective enough Double Team

Flashes

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman make an effective enough Double Team

Beach Blanket Bacchanal

XXX marks the spot at Lake Havasu, "amateur porn capital of America"

BEST PLACE TO GET POP CULTURED

Toy Anxiety

Feeling Feverish?

Toy Anxiety

The Popcorn King

Why you should take Brett Ratner seriously

The Yoda of 9/11

Pat Curley slices through the loony conspiracy theories at his influential "Screw Loose Change" Web site

Cold War Reheated

Pat Curley slices through the loony conspiracy theories at his influential "Screw Loose Change" Web site

Washboard Confessional

Holy saccharine. Absolve this man of his sinful affection for pop-punk.

Hot Wheels

The Spike slides into the driver's seat

Black Power

This Aliens wanna-be can stand on its own two feet

From Schlubs to Sharks

Boiler Room serves up the sons of Gordon Gekko

Wargasm

L7 declares an all-out assault on Warped boys and Lilith Fairies with slap-happy

Master Blaster

Director Bret Michaels blows up on No Code of Conduct set

Washington Press Corpse

Hokey Shadow Conspiracy doesn't hold up in light of day

The Yeeech Files

Hokey Shadow Conspiracy doesn't hold up in light of day

Egg Separator, Snot, and This Week's "Guess That Gadget"

How well do you know your favorite cookhouse contraptions? See if you can guess today's gadget and check back next week for the answer. ​Here are a few shots at the answer, add yours to the comment box below: - Charlie Sheen identity bracelets - Colin Farrell identity bracelets - Tom Sizemore id ... More >>

Flier of the Week: Domo at Yucca Tap Room

​At first glance, you might think this poster is for a 90's movie night. At Yucca Tap Room? Nah.Local pop rock band Domo, including singer/guitarist Jason Sukut (who designed the flier), are simply paying tribute to the film Men at Work, starring Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez."I wouldn't exactl ... More >>

DMX and an Arizona Judge Contribute to Postponement of Celebrity Rehab

www.motivatedphotos.com​The VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab has run into a bit of a production snag that has postponed taping of the upcoming season.While there is certainly no shortage of celebutards fucked up on drugs, there is a shortage of celebs willing to sell their souls to the reality god ... More >>

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps: Oliver Stone's Sequel Lets the Bad Guys Off Easy

www.motivatedphotos.com​The VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab has run into a bit of a production snag that has postponed taping of the upcoming season.While there is certainly no shortage of celebutards fucked up on drugs, there is a shortage of celebs willing to sell their souls to the reality god ... More >>

Brian "The Beard" Wilson Leaves Spring Training to Watch Major League With Charlie Sheen

www.imdb.comRicky Vaughn -- the pride and joy of the California Penal League.​Pitchers and catchers reported for spring training in the Valley last week, but San Francisco Giants closer Brian "The Beard" Wilson didn't spend his weekend working on his fastball -- he spent it partying with Charlie S ... More >>

Morning Poll: Who's Classier -- Joe Arpaio or Charlie Sheen?

www.icanhascheezburger.com​When one candidate has been quoted this week as saying -- amongst several (several) other douchey remarks --  "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special...like I'm not a bitchin' rock star from mars," and the other tried to publicly vilify an elementary school, t ... More >>

John Galliano, Alleged Anti-Semitic Fashion Designer, Checking into Arizona Rehab Center, According to USA Today's Rumor Department

www.hecklerspray.comJohn Galliano apparently hearts Adolph Hitler.​Unlike Charlie Sheen, fashion designer John Galliano -- the other pseudo-celebrity to apparently go off the deep end this week -- isn't "winning!" He is, however, heading to rehab -- and per-usual when a celebrity needs to kick one ... More >>

Morning Poll: Should Westboro Baptist A-Holes be Allowed to Protest Funerals?

www.thepeoplegroupllc.com​The United States Supreme Court ruled yesterday that the anti-gay rights assholes from the Westboro Baptist Church -- as despicable as they may be -- are guaranteed the same First Amendment rights as those of us who don't abuse them just to draw attention to some absurd i ... More >>

An Exclusive Soundtrack to Charlie Sheen's "Bi-Winning" Lifestyle

www.perezhilton.comCharlie Sheen's got hos in different area codes.​​As we all know by now, our all-American main man Charlie Sheen is "bi-winning." He's attempting to leave drug use behind, although he's still down to get crazy with porn starts. Who can blame him? Has the country's classier, o ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Polls Higher Among Independent Voters Than Sarah Palin. It's Called "Winning...Duh"

www.greencelebrity.netCharlie Sheen's "winning" is getting political.​Charlie Sheen's "winning" knows no bounds, which is why it should come as no surprise to learn that when pegged against former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a race for president, Sheen's "winning" among independent ... More >>

Broloaf at Yucca Tap Room Last Night

Melissa FossumBroloaf​ Broloaf Yucca Tap Room Saturday, March 19 The idea of a three-year-old local band playing their 19th show last night is a little ridiculous, but Broloaf isn't the type of band that can churn out one show per week. The amount of planning and money that goes into each perfor ... More >>

McLobster Sandwich Claws Its Way Onto Scottsdale Menu

Did you know that McDonald's restaurants offer a real lobster sandwich? Apparently, if you hit up the Golden Arches in New England or Eastern Canada, you'll find the McLobster: a combination of questionable seafood chunks, mayo, tartar sauce and lettuce packed in an overrated hot dog bun. In early M ... More >>

Mental Work

Did you know that McDonald's restaurants offer a real lobster sandwich? Apparently, if you hit up the Golden Arches in New England or Eastern Canada, you'll find the McLobster: a combination of questionable seafood chunks, mayo, tartar sauce and lettuce packed in an overrated hot dog bun. In early M ... More >>

Fuse Fridays @ 910 Live

Did you know that McDonald's restaurants offer a real lobster sandwich? Apparently, if you hit up the Golden Arches in New England or Eastern Canada, you'll find the McLobster: a combination of questionable seafood chunks, mayo, tartar sauce and lettuce packed in an overrated hot dog bun. In early M ... More >>

Third and Maryland: Wednesday

Third and Maryland: Wednesday​Artist: Third and MarylandTitle: WednesdayBasics: Billed as "funk-based blues and straight-ahead rock n' roll," Third and Maryland (TAM) play more blues than rock on their first full-length. The majority of the album is stripped-down, mellow rock with a few upbeat tra ... More >>

Over the Edge

Third and Maryland: Wednesday​Artist: Third and MarylandTitle: WednesdayBasics: Billed as "funk-based blues and straight-ahead rock n' roll," Third and Maryland (TAM) play more blues than rock on their first full-length. The majority of the album is stripped-down, mellow rock with a few upbeat tra ... More >>

Enrique Iglesias Bails on Britney Spears' Tour in No Time Flat

​Enrique Iglesias wasn't down to be on board with Britney for an upcoming tour after all, according to the Amplifier.Only two hours after Britney made the tour announcement on Good Morning America, Enrique bailed from Britney's tour, and I sure don't blame him.Enrique dropped out without an explan ... More >>

Phoenix Police Go Wild In West McDowell Shooting Spree, According to KPHO Story

We were passing the time last night watching the local TV news (yes, we know.....) as KPHO Channel 5 anchor Catherine Anaya breathlessly read the following story:Charlie Sheen (Ricky Vaughn) should be thankful he wasn't out on West McDowell the other night!​"Phoenix police say they had to shoot a ... More >>

Sheen on the Screen

We were passing the time last night watching the local TV news (yes, we know.....) as KPHO Channel 5 anchor Catherine Anaya breathlessly read the following story:Charlie Sheen (Ricky Vaughn) should be thankful he wasn't out on West McDowell the other night!​"Phoenix police say they had to shoot a ... More >>

All That Glitters

We were passing the time last night watching the local TV news (yes, we know.....) as KPHO Channel 5 anchor Catherine Anaya breathlessly read the following story:Charlie Sheen (Ricky Vaughn) should be thankful he wasn't out on West McDowell the other night!​"Phoenix police say they had to shoot a ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Collaboration with Snoop Dogg, "Winning," Drops Today

Wikimedia CommonsCharlie Sheen is "Winning."​If you still can't get enough of that drug called Charlie Sheen, here's a new fix: a musical collaboration between Sheen and Snoop Dogg called "Winning." Sheen debuted the video for the song in Detroit on his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour last month ... More >>

Tavern in Washington State Meme-ifies Its Entire Drink Menu

​One shot of Insanity Wolf AWESOMENESS, please. AFK, a gaming tavern (yes, gaming tavern) in Everett, Washington recently updated every drink name on their menu to a meme (an idea, belief, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture.) Now, in addition to an Xbox360 and a Dragon ... More >>

Charlie Sheen "Goddess" Bree Olson on New Porn-Star Rock Band: Biggest Problem is "Being Taken Seriously."

www.thebartshow.comBree Olson and her former flame, "bitchin' rock star from Mars" Charlie Sheen.​The biggest problem porn star/former Charlie Sheen "goddess" Bree Olson faces with her new porn-star-comprised rock band is "being taken seriously," she says -- which is a legitimate concern for a roc ... More >>

August 2 In Blogs: America's Best Bathroom, Happy Hour Report Card, A Tribe Called Quest, and a Porn Star Rock Band

​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs.Today's entries:

Morning Poll -- Stupider Idea For Reality TV Show: Bree Olson's Porn-Star Rock Band or Nik Richie?

"Nik Richie's kinda famous -- so, of course, he needs a reality TV show. ​"Bubble-Butt" Bree Olson, porn star/former Charlie Sheen "goddess," just wrapped up filming a reality TV show that recently made a stop in Scottsdale. It's about a rock band comprised of porn stars who apparently just get sh ... More >>

A Challenge to Dave Pratt, 'The Morning Mayor,' on X103.9 FM

A youthful Pratt. ​ X103.9's Facebook fans may still be posting comments like "Maybe you guys can set around in your daily meetings and talk about how great the color red is and the wonders of wearing untied white high tops. You guys really screwed yourselves on this decision" and "Pratt? I though ... More >>

Duos With More Chemistry Than Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

​ Last week's season premiere of Two and a Half Men had nearly 28 million viewers due to sheer curiosity. It played out like a revenge fantasy of Chuck Lorre killing off Charlie Sheen without the gore or entertainment of Kill Bill. Alan (Jon Cryer) wasn't the least bit upset about his brother ... More >>

Halloween Guide 2011

​ Last week's season premiere of Two and a Half Men had nearly 28 million viewers due to sheer curiosity. It played out like a revenge fantasy of Chuck Lorre killing off Charlie Sheen without the gore or entertainment of Kill Bill. Alan (Jon Cryer) wasn't the least bit upset about his brother ... More >>

FBI Report Officially Classifies Juggalos a Hybrid Gang; Arizona Boasts "Strong Juggalo Presence"

​Move over Mara Salvatrucha.Watch your backs Bloods and Crips. The rabidly loyal Insane Clown Posse fanbase otherwise known as Juggalos have earned the title of "hybrid gang" in the FBI's 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. The report states that, "many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like be ... More >>