Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle Defends "Worst President in History's" Golf Game

www.needlenose.comDan Quayle's totally cool with Barack Obama playing golf.​Barack Obama may be the Ben Quayle-certified "worst president in history," but if you ask the freshman congressman's old man, the president spending time on the golf course as the entire world slips into chaos is A-OK.Obam ... More >>

March 17 In Blogs: Leprechauns, Alex Chilton, Vegans, Russell Pearce, and Dan Quayle

​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Jon Hulburd's a Turncoat, and Terry Goddard's Weak. So Who Are This Year's Democratic Role Models?

Congressional Candidate Jon Hulburd Dumps $250k of (Ahem) His Money Into Campaign

SC Jon Hulburd​Democratic Congressional candidate Jon Hulburd has found himself smack-dab in the middle a closer-than-expected race that, according to the only poll released on the matter, has him leading his Republican opponent Ben Quayle by two points. So he's decided to dump a ton of his ... More >>

Tater Tot: Ben Quayle's Smart. He Can Spell Potato. But He Wouldn't Be a GOP Congressional Nominee Without the Name Daddy Dan Made Infamous

Arizona Capitol Times Now Calls Tales of Ben Quayle's Demise "Unfounded;" We've Been Sayin' That Since Last Week

Ben Quayle​Attention Arizona Capitol Times, KTAR, ABC 15, The Huffington Post, and all the other media outlets who ran with Cap Times reporter Jeremy Duda's claim last week that Ben Quayle had fallen from frontrunner status in the District 3 Congressional primary: we hate to say we told ya so, but ... More >>

Morning Poll: Which Primary Race Was the Ugliest?

www.jefflewis.net​Primary day is finally upon us, folks, and we're a little bummed out. The daily bickering between candidates and the cruel-but-entertaining political attacks will be coming to an end.We've been blessed with some fairly ugly campaigns this primary season, which have only been made ... More >>

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, August 12, 2010

Ben Quayle Boasts About Exceeding Campaign Fundraising Goal; Campaign Spokesman Encourages New Times to Write "Hit-Piece" -- We'll Do Ya One Better, Pal

Image: James King Ben Quayle​Ben Quayle, the son of former Vice President Dan Quayle, and Congressional candidate in Arizona's third district, announced last night that his campaign has exceeded its fund-raising goals this quarter.It may come as no shock to anyone, the dude's got a shitload ... More >>

Morning Poll: Does Ben Quayle Deserve to be a "Top Tier" Candidate in Congressional Primary?

James KingBen Quayle​The District 3 Republican Congressional primary is one of the most crowded races in the country. According to an article in the Arizona Capitol Times yesterday, Ben Quayle, son of former Vice President Dan Quayle, is a "top tier" candidate in the race, despite his lack of expe ... More >>

Paradise Valley Mayor Vernon Parker to Give Up Mayoral Duties to Focus on Congressional Race

Paradise Valley Mayor (for the next few days, anyway) Vernon Parker.​Paradise Valley Mayor Vernon Parker announced this morning that he will be giving up his duties as mayor to focus exclusively on his Congressional campaign.Parker, Paradise Valley's first black mayor, will hand over his duties to ... More >>

Ben Quayle Picks Up Endorsement From Indiana Congressman Mike Pence

James King Congressional candidate Ben Quayle​Ben Quayle, son of former Vice President Dan Quayle, and Congressional candidate for the House seat being vacated by Congressman John Shadegg, picked up the endorsement of Indiana Congressman Mike Pence, the campaign announced last night. Quay ... More >>

Ben Quayle Makes Congressional Bid Official; Gives John McCain Shout-Out, Too

James King Congressional candidate Ben Quayle​At a press conference that more resembled a garden party for Scottsdale's elite -- complete with Range Rovers and BMWs lining the streets near Ben Quayle's 44th Street campaign headquarters (we even caught Marilyn Quayle telling pals t ... More >>

Ben Quayle, Son of Mr. Potato Head, to Officially Announce Candidacy for Congress

​Ben Quayle, son of potato-plagued former Vice President Dan Quayle, says he will officially announce his candidacy tomorrow for the Congressional seat being vacated by Congressman John Shadegg. Quayle, who was only rumored to be running until his father unofficially let the c ... More >>

Jim Waring Leads GOP Congressional Race But Ben Quayle's Numbers Are on the Rise, According to Recent Polls

​Former state Senator Jim Waring seems to be the man to beat in the GOP primary for the district three Congressional seat but Ben Quayle, son of former Vice President Dan Quayle, might be the man to beat him -- despite having no apparent campaign platform other than his last name.A poll released y ... More >>

Paulina Morris, a Phoenix Attorney, Announces She's Running for John Shadegg's Congressional Seat; Join the Club

www.asu.edu Phoenix Attorney Paulina Morris​The race is on to see whom the GOP will choose as its candidate to defend the Congressional seat getting vacated by Congressman John Shadegg, and there's a new kid in town hoping to get the nod.Phoenix attorney Paulina Morris announced her ca ... More >>

Ben Quayle Has Never Voted in a Local Arizona Election, Records Show

​Ben Quayle, the son of former Vice President Dan Quayle and the latest addition to the jam-packed list of candidates for the district three congressional seat, hasn't voted in a municipal election since registering to vote in Arizona in 1997, a new report claims.According to voting records dug up ... More >>

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