Danny DeVito

10 Greatest TV Themes of All Time

Oh you don't own a TV? How brave. Seriously -- people love bragging about not watching TV, but they're missing out. Whether watching live, on Netflix, or on DVD, there's almost nothing as fun as zoning out in front of the TV. We're partial to music too (you might have guessed), so when we started ... More >>

Spawn Creator Todd McFarlane's New Joe Arpaio-Squashin' Superhero: Paul Penzone

When I heard Spawn creator Todd McFarlane was doing some art for sheriff's candidate Paul Penzone to raffle off as a fundraiser, I didn't realize he was working on a piece featuring Penzone as a Captain America-esque superhero. But, hey, it works. Penzone may not be quite this ripped, but unlike ro ... More >>

Club Candids: Sun Devils and Bachelorettes at Pattie's First Avenue Lounge

Maybe I watch too much It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but when I heard that there's a bar in Scottsdale called Pattie's First Avenue Lounge, I assumed it would be just like Paddy's Pub. To my disappointment, Danny DeVito wasn't scheming, but there were still plenty of shenanigans to be had.

Michelle Ugenti's Masturbation Comment and Her Foot-in-Mouth Disease

Tea Party princess Michelle Ugenti has a mouth on her, that's for sure. The Republican state House Representative and former real-estate peddler was elected to represent District 8 voters in 2010, largely with the assistance of Clean Elections funding and the campaign hackery of Clean Elections ... More >>

Coachella 2011 Friday Recap

The Main Stage at Dusk​The 2011 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival got underway yesterday with the bad taste from 2010's fiasco still in the mouths of many -- myself included. It didn't help that Paul Tollett -- head of the festival's producer Goldenvoice -- recently admitted that he belie ... More >>

Singer Roger Clyne's New Mexican Moonshine Coming to Arizona

​ Will this new brew go down as smoothly as Clyne's lyrics? ​Ah... celebrities and their alcohols. We're not talking about Mel Gilson's booze-fueled tirades, Lindsay Lohan's rehab revolving door or The Hoff's pathetic drunken burger binge in front of his kid. Following ... More >>

The Passion of El Cristo

What if Jesus Christ came back as an illegal alien?

Vince Charming

Vaughn ensures it's amicable

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Get Lost

A bad case of sequel fever can never Be Cool

Dough Boy

Our foodie finds the top five pizza spots in town

My Favorite Year

Critic beholds screen, sees miracles

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

The loving and loathing of a poufy rhino informs Death to Smoochy

A Puff of Smoke

Paul Wesolowski knows the secret word: Groucho

Dearth of a Salesman

Kevin Spacey's the only thing big about The Big Kahuna

Stalkin' Trash

Trailer-park culture unhitched in lowbrow Drowning Mona

Raggedy Andy

Carrey does Kaufman in unenlightening Man on the Moon

Flashes 10/14/99

Open Bar

Dueling attorneys cloud the issues in Coppola's The Rainmaker

The Big Sleazy

Film noir's back on the map with gritty L.A. Confidential

Double Dribble

Space Jam hits the rim but doesn't score often

The Shadiest Guns in the West

When it comes to ethics, some of Sheriff Joe's top aides take after their boss

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