Dave Chappelle

In Omit the Logic, Richard Pryor Crucifies Himself, Again and Again

Murphy's Law

Nolan Daniels and Paul Horner Didn't Win the Powerball

Who won the Arizona half of the $588 million Powerball jackpot on Wednesday is still a mystery. But we can tell you who didn't win: Nolan Daniels and Paul Horner. See also: Arizona Powerball Winner: Could This Be the Man Who Got Filthy Rich from the Ticket Bought in Fountain Hills?

Finnegan Begin Again

Mr. Miranda Commemorates Rick James with Tribute Album

See also: Mr. Miranda Spits A Freestyle Over Nicolay's "Tight Eyes" Beat See also: Writer's Guild: Don't Call Mr. Miranda, MC Pennywise, Mega Ran and RoQ'y TyRaiD a "Supergroup" Channeling the late, great funk doctor Rick James takes a lot more than throwing on a wig, and screaming, "I'm Rick James ... More >>

Bobcat Goldthwait Is Making Comedies in His Own Register

Kickboxing and $850 Margaritas with Dolh Chompupong at The Mint

Zach Fowle ​The tender: Dolh ChompupongThe bar: The Mint (7373 E. Camelback Rd., 480-947-6468) The pedigree: Dolh's always worked in the industry. He started in his parents' restaurant washing dishes, cooking, bussing tables and making drinks. He's been at several places around town, in ... More >>

Soul Punks: Seven Artists Who Mixed Soul and Punk Before Patrick Stump

​ "This City," the first single from Patrick Stump, previously know as "that guy in Fall Out Boy who doesn't flash his wang on the interwebs," drops on iTunes today.The single, which features Lupe Fiasco, is from Stump's upcoming solo debut, Soul Punk. The record has been plagued with delays, but ... More >>

10 Devin The Dude Songs To Get High With (Video)

Devin The Dude's Top 10 Songs to Get High To

DJ ill-legal? Talks Dubstep, Subversion, Rusko, Lazer Sword, Hyphy, Hovatron, and More

DJ ill-legal?​Name: Blake Ludera AKA: DJ ill-legal? Genres spun: Glitch, dubstep, breakbeats, and hip-hop mostly. I also like to scratch and get into some turntablism stuff, and on rare occassion I'll play house music or drum 'n' bass. I'm really all over the place when it comes to different ge ... More >>

Teen Who Stomped/ Sodomized Alleged Hooker to Death Over "Wetback" Comment Sentenced to Prison

Jose Quintero sodomized a hooker with a stick because she called him a "wetback."​A Phoenix teen convicted of murdering a hooker after she called him a "wetback" has been sentenced to some lengthy prison time after being convicted of murder, kidnapping, and sexual abuse in September.That teen, 16 ... More >>

Russell Pearce Electrocutes Self in Bathtub, Goes Straight to Hell (Um, in New Play)

davidhorowitztv.com Imagine this man with a deep, dark permanent tan... Damn, I love James Garcia. The Phoenix playwright seems hell-bent on fulfilling my fantasies in his annual American Pastorela productions. Last year, the villain was Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who keels over of a heart atta ... More >>

Arizona Democrats' Defeat Dissected and Why the Party Needs to Bust Out a Guillotine or Two

Murphy's Law

Big brother gets some love

Aaron Taylor Talks KISS FM, DMX, Bob Marley, Usher, Masters At Work, and More

DJ Aaron Taylor​Name: Aaron TaylorAKA: Vanilla Gorilla (not really)Current club schedule: Thursday at Jackrabbit Lounge, Friday at Suede, and Saturday at Myst.Genres spun: Hip-hop, Top 40, old school, electro, reggae, or anything else you might tip for.How did you get started as a DJ? Back in '94, ... More >>

Little Munchkin

Bottoms Up! New "Extreme Beer" Outlawed in 13 States Gets the OK in Arizona

www.bostonbing.com​A new "extreme Beer" that has been outlawed in 13 states is coming to Arizona, and in the words of Dave Chappelle, "It'll get ya drunk."

Anarchists vs. Nazis at the Arizona Capitol? The "Phoenix Class War Council" Talks the Talk

from firesneverextinguishedWhere's Brad Pitt when you need him?There's one group talking a big game about confronting the neo-Nazi scum at the state Capitol this Saturday: the anarchists, the traditional foes of goosesteppers going all the way back to the Spanish Civil War, and then some. They're of ... More >>

Pat Benatar Goes Through the Motions, Blondie Rocked and The Donnas Backed Out at Dodge Theatre

Luke HolwerdaPat Benatar​ Picture this: teen girls in too much makeup channeling new wave goddesses with their overbearing, nacho-chowing mothers, wrinkled women in low-cut, studded halters exhibiting chests long past their perky prime, and grooving chicks with hair too long and pants too high ... More >>

Amar'e Stoudemire Backstabs Hispanic Fans; Signs on as "Special Deputy" Under Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Seems Big Stat has some eye trouble when it comes to Arpaio's bigoted misdeeds...(Hey, wasn't he in Escape from New York?)Is Phoenix Suns forward Amar'e Stoudemire blind to the truth about Sheriff Joe Arpaio?Apparently so, and in more than one eye. According to recent news reports, Big Stat w ... More >>

Hot Links: Light Rail, Swine Flu, and Running Nuns

Weekend revelers in the Valley might be pleased to know that Metro light rail may be extending its weekend hours. The last train currently leaves at 11 p.m., but officials are considering extending the last run on weekends until 2 a.m....ASU announced on its Web site that two students have "prob ... More >>

Brother Act

Eddie’s big bro ain’t Rick James anymore, bee-yatch

Rotten Tomatoes' Ofay-Centric Critics, and the Biggie Smalls Biopic Notorious

"It was all a dream..."There are very few film critics I can read without getting at least mildly peeved at their gasbaggery. But the critics' pool on the geek-fan site RottenTomatoes.com really ticks me off, particularly in regards to the Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious, which I caught over the week ... More >>

Why the Huffington Post Needs to Get Over Chip Saltsman and "Barack the Magic Negro"

Is Barack really "the magic negro"? Considering the state of the economy, let's hope so. The liberal political correctness posse over at the Huffington Post is doing backflips of fake outrage over RNC Chairman hopeful Chip Saltsman's sending out a humor CD to Republican committee members -- one tha ... More >>

Brew Review: Surviving Malt Liquor

Murphy’s Law

Everything that can go right has gone right for Eddie’s bro

Someone, please throw Meet the Spartans into that bottomless pit

Black Comedy

Chris Rock takes out the poor white trash

Writing on the Wall

Sometimes life is so funny it hurts

Big Dipper

The cleated tweeter tackles O.J. Simpson, The PHX's hip-hop Klan war, and Police Chief Harris' second helpings of salary pie

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, April 26, 2007

Don Imus, "Nappy-Headed Hos," the Rev. Jarrett Maupin, and me.

Murder City

P-town's scratch-master sharpens his talons over Mayor Goober's crime stats, markers for dead cops and Jarrett Maupin's anti-N-word campaign

Molehill Mountain

Our pervy pelican asks: Where's our sense of humor gone when it comes to office e-mails?

Pause and Effect

A truly universal remote leads to Sandler's best movie in years

Bring in the Trash

Fahrenheit 2050

Al Gore takes on the other imminent threat to America

Get Down With Dave

Chappelle returns with a raucous Party

We Be Buggin'

Frog One, Bugz in the Attic's Daz-I-Kue, and the scrumptious Sy Smith tear up the club at Mythos' Symposium

Assault 'N' Prepper

Cannon goes undercover, fails to ignite

All Keyed Up

Jett and His Royal Kreminess catch the action at Jackson's on Third's Showcase Sunday

Beats 'n' Blunts

The Kreme Team kicks it with the poets and playas of P.I.'s Blunt Club

Butt Not for Me

Pleasant but forgettable, 200 Cigarettes fails to set screen on fire

Down in Smoke

Half-Baked requires a bit more cooking time