Denise Richards

Quantum of Solace Gives James Bond a License to Bore

Three Men and a Babe

A trio of lashes with a wet noodle for witless Whipped

Fakin' Bacon

Kevin loses his flesh and soils his credibility in vicious, puerile Hollow Man

Junk Bond

The World Is Not Enough -- and neither is 007's umpteenth screen caper

Journey, Man

Kevin Bacon hasn't been in every movie ever made -- it just feels like it

Sash 'n' Burn

Drop Dead Gorgeous beauty pageant spoof isn't even skin deep

Reactionary Pop Gunnery

It's hard to tell the facetious from the straight in the comically martial Starship Troopers