George Lopez

Joe Arpaio Still Trying to Invite Himself to the White House to Drink Obama's Alcohol

For the second time, Sheriff Joe Arpaio had publicly attempted to invite himself to the White House and consume President Obama's alcohol.We can't remember the last time Arpaio actually succeeded in inviting himself to meet someone (examples: George Lopez, Puente, the Mayor of Columbus, the CEO of C ... More >>

Joe Arpaio Begging George Lopez to Call Him a "Fat Motherf***er," Promises to Stand There and Take It

See also: George Lopez Isn't a Big Fan of That "Fat Motherf***er" Joe ArpaioJoe Arpaio's Comeback to George Lopez: "Go Back to School"Sheriff Joe Arpaio's star power seems to be approaching rock-bottom -- he was relegated to a Tampa zoo instead of a speaking role at the Republican National Conventio ... More >>

George Lopez Isn't a Big Fan of That "Fat Motherf***er" Joe Arpaio; Crowd Agrees

Based on the video above, George Lopez is no fan of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.Or, according to Lopez, the "fat motherfucker," "fucking puto" Joe Arpaio.

Joe Arpaio's Epic Comeback to Alleged Comedian George Lopez: "Go Back to School"

Sheriff Joe Arpaio had about an entire day to come up with a response to alleged comedian George Lopez calling him a "fat motherfucker" and "fucking puto."And here's what Arpaio's "ghost tweeters" eventually delivered to the world."Go back to school. Learn to make intelligent commentary rather than ... More >>

Jokers Run Wild

Overzealous Prosecutors, a Runaway Jury, and a Dead 5-Year-Old

Major League Baseball and Arizona Diamondbacks Unveil Plans for All-Star Game Collector Cacti, Ballot Candidates, Glee and Whoopi Goldberg

Photo by Matthew Hendley From left to right, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon, MLB Executive Vice President Tim Brosnan, Diamondbacks legend Luis Gonzalez, right fielder Justin Upton, Managing General Partner Ken Kendrick, team CEO Derrick Hall, and play-by-play TV announcer Darin Sutton in front of ... More >>

Curious George

G-Lo posts up in downtown

Incoming: Umphrey's McGee, Best Coast, Country Thunder, Interpol, Flogging Molly

Celtic punk rockers Flogging Molly​Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before: Flogging Molly is playing a St. Patrick's Day concert at Tempe Beach Park.In what has become a tradition neither delayed nor waylaid, the Los Angeles Celtic punkers have scheduled yet another show to celebra ... More >>

Ask a Mexican on Apple Day and Targeting African-Americans

John McCain's Wife's Budweiser Distributorship Boycotted by Latino Group Over SB 1070

RenjishinoFirst baseball, now beer's boycotted? What's next, lapdances?Budweiser, which in 2008 was bought out by a Belgian beer giant to form Anheuser-Busch InBev, has spent millions on advertising to the Latino market. According to a 2009 article in Hispanic Market Weekly, the company spent more t ... More >>

Aaron Taylor Talks KISS FM, DMX, Bob Marley, Usher, Masters At Work, and More

DJ Aaron Taylor​Name: Aaron TaylorAKA: Vanilla Gorilla (not really)Current club schedule: Thursday at Jackrabbit Lounge, Friday at Suede, and Saturday at Myst.Genres spun: Hip-hop, Top 40, old school, electro, reggae, or anything else you might tip for.How did you get started as a DJ? Back in '94, ... More >>

Ask A Mexican: A Poem for Know-Nothings

Benjamin Bratt on La Mission, Latino pride, and His Anti-SB 1070 Stand

Benjamin Bratt as Che Rivera in his new film La Mission, which opens today in PhoenixAs I mentioned in my Bird column this week, actor Benjamin Bratt's in town with his brother director Peter Bratt to promote their new film La Mission, a "cinematic love letter" to lowrider culture and the San Franci ... More >>

Arpaio Kicks $40K to New Times, Plus Benjamin Bratt Discusses His New Movie, La Mission, and His Opposition to SB 1070

Hell's Kitchen Season 7 Opener: Continued Abuse, Crazy Contestants, and a (Yech!) Chef Ramsay Make-Out Session

Another Hell's Kitchen, another ride on the Chef Ramsay roller coaster. In last week's first episode, it didn't take long for Gordo to send food flying all over the kitchen, repeatedly kick defenseless stainless steel appliances, and shout out such gems as, "You're gonna blow someone's mind off!" ... More >>

AriZona Iced Tea Unfairly (but Predictably) Targeted in Boycott of All Things Arizona

Arizona Iced Tea: NOT MADE IN ARIZONA​ With Arizona's new immigration law, SB 1070, causing certain groups to call for a boycott of all things Arizona, AriZona Beverages -- the company that makes AriZona Iced Tea -- is probably kicking itself right now for choosing Arizona as the ... More >>

On Seals of Approval and Gifts of Hair

Hail to the King

Hat-sporting humorist posts up at Celebrity

On Dueling Languages and Answering Only Two Questions Per Week

On Gobbling Aztlan and Mexican Poetry

On Sonia Sotomayor and Street Spanish

On the True Meaning of the Word Pinche

Just Announced: Tom Morello at TMF, Arizona MetalFest, Junior Boys

No, dude, he's playing a GUITAR he just makes it SOUND like a turntable!Former Rage Against The Machine guitarist Tome Morello has been added to the Tempe Music Festival lineup. He joins 3 Doors Down, The All American Rejects, Mutemath and Shiny Toy Guns on Saturday, April 4. Kid Rock, Cowboy Mouth, ... More >>

On Thin-Cut Meats, Heartbreak, and the Recent Death of Samuel P. Hunting

The Mexican on benign ball team names and why Cantinflas never took off in the U.S.

The Bird tackles AZ's new immigration czar, Matthew Allen, while Guadalupe revolts against the MCSO's iron grip

A Joe Arpaio Christmas at Pruitt's: Bigotry and hate aplenty.

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, October 18, 2007

Writing on the Wall

Sometimes life is so funny it hurts

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, October 4, 2007

Test My Balls of Fury

The prize is the satisfaction of a job well done

Hilary for President

Well, she's got the teen vote wrapped up

New Times' top DVD picks scheduled for release on July 3

New Times' top DVD picks for the week of April 17

In for a Bean, in for a Burrito

Don't be hecho un mendigo by those cholos

Special Events

Dream Child

A third dimension of fantasy

Lady Luck

BTT gets Holiday Blues

Organ Players

Letters from the week of April 3, 2003

Auld Laugh Syne

Ring in the New Year with standup comedy

Deportee's Over

INS gives Valley mom the boot after criminal past comes to light

Night & Day

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