Glenn Beck

KTAR's redneck fans ready to starve themselves if Mexicans don't pick their food.

A liberal bastard defends the crypto-racist, conservative wing-nuts at KTAR-FM.

The big leprosy lie, as repeated by KTAR's morning wing-nut Darrell Ankarlo.

Nativist Roy Warden Storms the Arizona Supreme Court, Kinda-Sorta

Roy Warden addresses the troops, all six of 'em...I confess, I'm drawn to the deep and abiding weirdness of the nativist movement for the same reason I watch televangelists, bird-dog neo-Nazis, and listen to on-air wackjobs like Michael Savage or Glenn Beck. Freaks are fascinating, let's be honest. ... More >>

Feathered Bastard's Top 5 Posts of 2008

In the future, there will be nothing but lists, lists, and more lists. We will worship lists as the ancient Egyptians once venerated the sun. There's no use in resisting. So take a sedative, a hit of Scotch, a toke or two of the medical-grade shit, and prepare to be listed, Feathered Bastard-style. ... More >>

Everyone Knows Darrell Ankarlo Blows, KTARsucks.com Wants to Tell You How Hard

Mostly it sucks Arpaio's wang, but it sucks other stuff too... Who has the time, or motivation to listen to bigoted KTAR blowhard Darrell Ankkkarlo's b.s. on a regular basis? Once in a while I'll flick on PHX's Glenn Beck-wannabe, just to see if KTAR's fired his lame ass yet. But you'd re ... More >>

The Pelican Sticks a Fork in Nova M, Finds Out if Obama is a Red, and Logs On to Grant Woods' Web Cast

Mostly it sucks Arpaio's wang, but it sucks other stuff too... Who has the time, or motivation to listen to bigoted KTAR blowhard Darrell Ankkkarlo's b.s. on a regular basis? Once in a while I'll flick on PHX's Glenn Beck-wannabe, just to see if KTAR's fired his lame ass yet. But you'd re ... More >>

Neo-Nazis Flier Phoenix, and Will Possibly Recruit at J.D. Hayworth's Tax Day Tea Party on Wednesday

Part of a racist flier being distributed by local neo-Nazis With the Obama administration floating trial balloons in the New York Times on immigration reform, it doesn't take a clairvoyant to foresee nativists, white supremacists and other elements of the far right seething with reactiona ... More >>

Jibes Sans Frontiers

In which you are sent away to bordering school

Shticks and Stones

Right-wing attack dog ain’t jokin’ around

Shawna Forde, Alleged Kid Killer, Extremist, Phoenix Tea Party Attendee, and Ghost of Tea Parties Future

Shawna Forde, MAD-woman, Tea Partier, alleged murderer... A Petri dish of right wing insanity and goofiness. That was my impression of the April 15 Tea Party that took place on the grounds of the Arizona state capitol and drew thousands in a mass fit of anti-Obama rage. Sure, not eve ... More >>

Why Janet Napolitano Should Read the Cato Institute Report on Immigration Reform

It'd do the hate-filled nativist knuckledraggers good to read the latest Cato Institute report, Restriction or Legalization? Measuring the Economic Benefits of Immigration Reform, but I can't be sure if these pseudo-patriot pinheads can read past a third grade education. So, instead, I'm going ... More >>

Letter to Obama Urges End to 287(g), Signed by 521 Organizations

from the White House President Obama gets whacked, but from the left this time​A just-released letter to President Barack Obama endorsed by a diverse group of 521 civil rights, legal and cultural organizations -- including the ACLU, the ADL, MALDEF, the NAACP Legal Defense Fu ... More >>

GZA Heads to Gammage Auditorium for “Civil Disobedience WU”

from the White House President Obama gets whacked, but from the left this time​A just-released letter to President Barack Obama endorsed by a diverse group of 521 civil rights, legal and cultural organizations -- including the ACLU, the ADL, MALDEF, the NAACP Legal Defense Fu ... More >>

2012 Survival Conference Rocks Scottsdale October 17, Teaches You to Survive Mayan Apocalypse

Woody Harrelson's character Charlie Frost from the Roland Emmerich flick 2012 explains the basics of the Mayan prophecy One thing I learned recently by chatting with Dennis McClung, creator of the 2012 survivalist Web site 2012supplies.com and sponsor of the upcoming 2012 Survival Conference ... More >>

Joe Arpaio Defiant on 287(g), Vows "Nothing Will Change," Threatens to Deport Mexicans Himself

Joe tells the feds what they can do with their 287(g) authority... If any pro-immigrant activists or lawyers out there labor under the illusion that ICE's denial of street 287(g) authority to Sheriff Joe Arpaio will put a crimp in his office's persecution of the undocumented in Maric ... More >>

Glenn Beck Lies About Muse, iPhone Only Album, FTC Disclosure and Music Blogs

NME: First iPhone-only album to be released by Kids On DSP - videoElectric Mustache: mp3: Vampire Weekend - "Horchata"Idolator: If Your Mother Says "Here, I Got You Something Autographed By Ian Curtis," Check It OutIdolator: How Will Music Blogs Deal With The FTC's New Disclosure Guidelines?NME: Gl ... More >>

Joe Arpaio on Glenn Beck Re: Mexican Migrants, "They Like to Fight Each Other"; and Al Sharpton Returns the Day of the Sweep

Glenn Beck has some fun at Arpaio's expense on Beck's Fox TV show I normally loathe Glenn Beck and his smarmy posturings, but I may have to reconsider that attitude after watching Beck mercilessly mess with our geriatric top gendarme on his Friday show. At points, Beck openly makes fun of Arpaio, ... More >>

One Mother’s Suffering, Joe Arpaio’s Bigotry, and Stories of Racial Profiling by the MCSO

Glenn Beck has some fun at Arpaio's expense on Beck's Fox TV show I normally loathe Glenn Beck and his smarmy posturings, but I may have to reconsider that attitude after watching Beck mercilessly mess with our geriatric top gendarme on his Friday show. At points, Beck openly makes fun of Arpaio, ... More >>

Joe Arpaio Can Stop You If "You Look Like You Just Came from Mexico," and KTAR Forgets Who Used to Be Guv

God's gift to bloggers: Arpayaso! (FYI, payaso means "clown" in Spanish) Here's the latest walnut of wisdom from Maricopa County's tin-pot tyrant of a sheriff, courtesy of CBS 5/KPHO. It pretty much falls in line with many of the dumb as dirt statements Arpaio's made on Glenn Beck and elsewher ... More >>

J.T. Ready, Sal Reza, and a Horde of Racist Tea Party Tards in Big Noise Films' White Power U.S.A.

I met Big Noise filmmakers Richard Rowley and Jacquie Soohen while they were in town to cover the National Socialist Movement march on the Arizona state Capitol in November. Though the duo live in New York, they fly all over the world, from Afghanistan and Iraq to Mexico and Ecuador producing docume ... More >>

McCain and Napolitano Ranked on Lists of Country's Most Influential Conservatives and Liberals

Janet Napolitano​Arizona Senator John McCain and former Arizona Governor and Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano are ranked as some of the most influential Americans -- within their respective parties -- in the entire country, according to a report in the British newspaper Telegraph.Telegraph ... More >>

On Not Aspiring to Be American, and Having Four ATM Cards

Janet Napolitano​Arizona Senator John McCain and former Arizona Governor and Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano are ranked as some of the most influential Americans -- within their respective parties -- in the entire country, according to a report in the British newspaper Telegraph.Telegraph ... More >>

John McCain Drops Earmark Bomb on J.D. Hayworth in New Ad

www.tpm.com​Senator John McCain is now dubbing his GOP Senate primary opponent, J.D. Hayworth, as "the earmarker" in his latest Web ad attacking Hayworth's Conservative principles.Unfortunately, he lost us with Glenn Beck.McCain's new ad, entitled "Earmarker" begins with a clip from the Glenn Beck ... More >>

Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino "Un-Sexiest Men of the Year"

www.fancast.com"The Situation"​The results are in: Sex great Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of The Jersey Shore are named as the two un-sexiest men of 2009, according to an opinion survey conducted by The Boston Phoenix.Tiger, who just finished a stint at an Arizona rehab center, ... More >>

April 7 In Blogs: Glenn Beck, Insane Clown Posse, Okonomiyaki, and Rodney Glassman

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Glenn Beck Invades Glendale on God Tour, Would Thomas Jefferson Have Approved? David Cav ... More >>

Glenn Beck's Coming to Phoenix and the Tubby Cry-Baby's Just Dying to go to Heart Attack Grill

www.nextnewnetworks.comIn case you couldn't tell, that's Beck on the left.​The weather this weekend may be a little wet. Sure, the sun will be out, but a Glenn Beck tear storm is projected all day Saturday.   Fox News' resident cry-baby will be in Phoenix this weekend as part of his "American ... More >>

April 8 In Blogs: Russell Pearce, Nile Theatre, Gastropubs, and Glenn Beck

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Russell Pearce's State-Funded Vigilante Force, and the Democrats Who Rolled Over for It ... More >>

Don Imus Sticks it to J.D. Hayworth -- Again. This Time, Calls Hayworth "Fat, Undisciplined Maggot"

www.bumpshack.com​ For the second time in a week, Don Imus, the radio host who in 2006 gave J.D. Hayworth what the Hayworth campaign then referred to as an "endorsement," had somenot-so-nice things to say about the Senate hopeful on his Fox Businessshow this morning.Last week, the I-man call ... More >>

Terry Goddard, Arizona's Spineless Attorney General, Betrays His Base of Supporters

www.bumpshack.com​ For the second time in a week, Don Imus, the radio host who in 2006 gave J.D. Hayworth what the Hayworth campaign then referred to as an "endorsement," had somenot-so-nice things to say about the Senate hopeful on his Fox Businessshow this morning.Last week, the I-man call ... More >>

Glenn Beck Says J.D. Hayworth's Campaign is Over

www.44diaries.comGlenn Beck​Glenn Beck took some time off from weeping over the word "America," gushing over the founding fathers, and scaring the ever-loving shit out of his far-right followers with his chalkboard of doom this morning to call Arizona's GOP Senate primary for Senator John McCain n ... More >>

J.D. Hayworth on Infomercial Stardom: "It Was a Mistake." Ya Think?

​In a rare gesture of regret, Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth conceded that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company offering customers "free government money" was "a mistake."In a statement issued moments ago, Hayworth, who dubbed himself "the consistent conservative" early in h ... More >>

Morning Poll: Is J.D. Hayworth's Campaign Over?

The self-proclaimed "consistent conservative."​J.D. Hayworth's campaign is in trouble. Yesterday, Hayworth was forced to admit that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company promising to teach customers how to get their hands on "free government money" was "a mistake."

Glenn Beck Continues to Bash J.D. Hayworth Over "Free Government Money" Infomercial Stardom

www.riverdaughter.com Glenn Beck managed to stop crying long enough to bash J.D. Hayworth on his radio show this morning. ​Conservative crybaby Glenn Beck was at it again today, bashing Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth on his radio program for his appearance as a pitchman for a now-bankrupt com ... More >>

June 28 In Blogs: Jan Brewer, Phoenix Transect Project, Pitchfork, Arnold Palmer, and Glenn Beck

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Ask A Mexican: A Poem for Know-Nothings

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Gold Rush: Soaring Prices, Unscrupulous Precious-Metals Dealers, Right-Wing Paranoia -- We've Been Down This Yellow-Brick Road Before

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Morning Poll: Did J.D. Hayworth Benefit at All From Weekend Debates

​The gloves were off. The debates to end all debates in the GOP Senate primary took place over the weekend and aside from Jim Deakin nearly crying in a Glenn Beck, I-love-America sort of way, and John McCain quoting Bob Dole, there weren't too many standout moments. Check out Saturday's debat ... More >>

Gay Marriage Will Have Majority Support in Arizona by 2015, Statistician Claims

​In terms of gay marriage, Arizona's conservative image is about to take a hit -- that's according to a statistician who claims the trend in public opinion is shifting in favor of allowing gays to wed at a more rapid pace than ever.According to a study conducted by Hank Pellissier, a statistician ... More >>

Cornel West Addresses Hundreds of Pinkos and Hippies at Anti-SB1070 Rally in Phoenix

Elaine MulliganPrinceton professor and lauded lefty author Cornel West brings the funk to North High School on Saturday, October 2.​We're not the only ones to have noticed that progressives, Democrats, and their ilk don't currently have a central charismatic leader whose every utterance is sociopo ... More >>

Trent Franks' Latest: Barack Obama's "Ideological Commitment" to "Weaken America"

The fun comes about 53 seconds in The lefty blog Political Correction is pimping this video of Arizona Congressman Trent "Hoof-in-Gob" Franks on the House floor warning the American public of the "ideological commitment of this administration to weaken America." Thing is, as dumb as that statement ... More >>

Osama Bin Laden's Assassination Evokes Comments From `Friends'

The startling news last night of Osama bin Laden's assassination evoked many responses from friends of ours, including one from an old bud named Corey after he saw this headline graphic on the Fox News affiliate in Sacramento (Fox40):This man was not born in Kenya​"REPORTS: OBAMA BIN LADEN DEAD"Sa ... More >>

Glenn Beck Faux-Barfs When Seeing Meghan McCain's Nude PSA; Cindy McCain to the Rescue Via-Twitter Town

Glenn Beck stomachs looking at that bloated, sobbing face in the mirror everyday. Yet, Meghan McCain makes him want to puke.​Glenn Beck took a break from hysterically sobbing whenever he hears the word Democracy to crack some jokes about a new public service announcement in which Meghan McCain, da ... More >>

Meghan McCain Takes High Road in Glenn Beck Body Image Battle (Sort of)

​Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, is taking the high road after Fox News' biggest blabbermouth, Glenn Beck, went on his radio show earlier this week and pretended to puke into a bucket when he saw McCain in a new skin cancer PSA, in which she appears naked from the shoulders up.On h ... More >>

May 13 In Blogs: Corky Gonzales, Summer Diets, The Love Me Nots, Barrio Cafe, and the ASU Undie Run

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Doug MacEachern Regurgitates Glenn Beck's Leftovers, Ward Churchill Responds

azpbs.orgGlenn Beck-wannabe Doug MacEachernThe Arizona Republic's Doug MacEachern continues to prove himself a shrill, conspiratorial wuss, one so unoriginal, he has to ape Glenn Beck, of all people.In his latest misleading ditty about ethnic studies, MacEachern practically pops a vei ... More >>

May 17 In Blogs: Ethnic Studies, Corey Busboom, Killing Joke, Big Macs, and Ben Quayle

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Washed Out @ Crescent Ballroom

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Anti-Russell Pearce Group Sends LD 18 Mailer, Fails to Register with Secretary of State

With "friends" like these...In what looks like a less-than-smooth move by Democrats attempting to help Republican Jerry Lewis' challenge of state Senate President Russell Pearce in the Legislative District 18 recall, a group incorporated as "Citizens United for Progress" has sent out pro-Lewis, anti ... More >>

The Life of a State: A Timeline of Arizona's History

With "friends" like these...In what looks like a less-than-smooth move by Democrats attempting to help Republican Jerry Lewis' challenge of state Senate President Russell Pearce in the Legislative District 18 recall, a group incorporated as "Citizens United for Progress" has sent out pro-Lewis, anti ... More >>