Heart Attacks

HAG's Naughty Nurses, Still Stickin' It to the CNA

Liberal Losers

Soft-core Sexy Nurses

A Happy Face Smiled in Hayden Square

Death of Sid Copeland

Jugheads' proprietor will be missed

Smoothest Sounds in Town

Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Bronx Play Rough at Yucca

It wouldn't be hard to argue that The Bronx are on a steady decline. When the band first played Phoenix, they were at the area's biggest club-type venue, the Marquee. Then, last year, they played the much smaller Clubhouse. Last night, they were crammed into the tiny (but wonderful) Yucca Tap Room. ... More >>

Yeast of Eden

Free suds. No, really.

Tee and Sympathy

Well . . . maybe not sympathy

Swine Tasting

Sexy nurses serve up king-size cow patties

The Photo Atlas

Radio, schmadio

Man of Steel

Jon Rauhouse gives his music the ol' iPod shuffle

Grill About Town

Three reasons upscale burgers are still going strong

Strange Fruit

Senator Barry Goldwater's kin try to seal embarrassing letters about them from public view. Way to respect the great man's wishes!

Uni Vision

Roll with it

Heart Failure

A Valley company sets a new low for workplace cruelty

Who Mutilated Dominic Marion?

On the trail of a bizarre hospital crime, New Times finds a cryogenically frozen head, a witch hunt for a wiccan and a stumped detective. And still nobody knows . . .

Tombstone Blues

1,161 rock stars were fatally injured in the making of The Encyclopedia of Rock Obituaries

DEATH OF AN AXMAN

SCREED

You Deserve a Brake Today

Would you like a master cylinder with that?

Underdog: Evolution

Hunters stalk the quivering weak at AZ Dodgeball affair

In Honor of John Hughes

As you may have already heard, John Hughes died of a heart attack today while visiting his family in New York. Hughes directed such films as Pretty In Pink, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club and many more. This one's for you, Mr. Hughes.

A Burger to Die For...Literally

We've heard rumors about crazy high-fat diet plans and free food for obese diners at Chandler's Heart Attack Grill since it originally opened in 2005. We figured we'd pop by for a Bypass (yes, that's what they call their burgers) and shed a little light on their high-calorie fare, even if it means w ... More >>

El Diablo Made Him Do It

Joe Arpaio inks a deal with the Devil in topical seasonal tale

Heavyweight Fight: Heart Attack Grill in Chandler Sues Florida Sports Bar With Similar Theme

A battle of the bulge has broken out between two restaurants that feature sexy "nurses" as waitresses, heart-attack-themed ambiance and towering burgers that would make a vegan vomit. Jon Basso, who launched the Heart Attack Grill in Tempe five years ago, is suing a Florida restaurant with a simila ... More >>

Heart Attack Grill Reaches Settlement With Florida-Based Restaurant With Similar, Cardiac Theme

The Heart Attack GrillHere's taste of The Heart Attack Grill's menu. ​Good news to report out of Chandler: The battle of the bulge -- as we referred to it in a post in February -- has been won, and the Chandler-based Heart Attack Grill came out the victor.You may recall that back in February the c ... More >>

Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger Challenge

The Quadruple Bypass Burger ​​The average person's stomach can hold about a liter of food, or close to two pounds' worth. But who wants to be average? All over town, restaurants are offering up contests of confection, defying brave eaters to ingest more food than they should eat in a week ... More >>

This Week In Chow Bella:

Another week has come and gone leaving us to ponder the upcoming events that will shape our lives and, more importantly, our dinners out. But before we move on, let's have one last look at the blog posts from this week: 6 Dining Tips for ASU Downtown Students Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass ... More >>

Closed for Business: The Grill Next Door

​Two-pound, quadruple decker burgers and scantily clad babes weren't enough to keep Heart Attack Grill on life-support at the corner of 44th Street and Thomas, and apparently that formula didn't work for its watered-down successor, either. The Grill Next Door is now an empty shell, and t ... More >>

Heart Attack Grill's 575-Pound Spokesman Dies -- Shockingly, Not From Heart Attack

heartattackgrill.com Blair River​The nearly 600-pound spokesman of Arizona's own Heart Attack Grill died Tuesday -- not 'cause of what would have been an ironic heart attack for a man whose weight suggests his heart probably resembled a basketball filled with ricotta cheese -- but prob ... More >>

March 4 In Blogs: First Friday, Bad Cactus Brass Band, Great Arizona Beer Festival, and SB 1611

​​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Death of a Heart Attack Grill Salesman: Blame the Man, Not the Burger

sheknows.com ​I met Blair River just one time in 2010. As I was sitting down to attempt my first-ever Quadruple Bypass Burger, he was just leaving Heart Attack Grill, his friend having finished two of the meaty monstrosities while he himself had just downed three of the regular Bypass Burger ... More >>

Heart Attack Grill Being Sued By NYC Deli Reminds Us All to Eat More Salads

Your coronary-inducing creation awaits...somewhere.​In March, Chandler's Heart Attack Grill, the fast food restaurant that serves up such sky-high caloric fare such as Bypass Burgers and fries cooked in pure lard, threatened a trademark infringement case against 2nd Ave. Deli claiming the New York ... More >>

Heart Attack Grill Not Closing: "Taste Worth Dying For" Lives On -- Maybe.

Your coronary-inducing creation awaits, er, maybe.​What the hell is going on with the Heart Attack Grill? Last Wednesday, The Associated Press reported that the fast food restaurant in Chandler, famous for scantily clad "nurses" serving up such sky-high caloric fare as Bypass Burgers and frie ... More >>

Jon Rauhouse @ Crescent Ballroom

Your coronary-inducing creation awaits, er, maybe.​What the hell is going on with the Heart Attack Grill? Last Wednesday, The Associated Press reported that the fast food restaurant in Chandler, famous for scantily clad "nurses" serving up such sky-high caloric fare as Bypass Burgers and frie ... More >>