According to what appears to be very important research, Arizona-born folks tend to show up in pornographic movies more often than most other states.In fact, according to a 10,000-porn-star sample taken by writer Jon Millward, only six states have produced more porn stars than Arizona.See also:-Back ... More >>
Michael Turley, the alleged director of the terrorist hoax video starring his own nephew as a terrorist, is actually known as "Michael Giannantonio" in the world of professional film-making. If you're into hypnotism and magic, you may also know Turley as "Gianni."Turley was arrested last week after ... More >>
www.imdb.com"No sir it wasn't me, sir -- I swear it wasn't" "No sir it wasn't me, sir -- I swear it wasn't!"That's what Jermaine "Huggy" Hopkins, the fat kid in the film Lean on Me, famously told his prickly principal (played by Morgan Freeman) to get out of a jam in the 1989 classic.The line app ... More >>
www.imdb.comThis kid looks slightly more Aryan than the immigrants Senator John McCain suggested started Arizona wildfires.Arizona, as you probably know, esta en fuego.And John McCain (amongst others) is pretty sure -- based on no known evidence -- illegal immigrants are to blame.Even Cochise Cou ... More >>
www.imdb.comRicky Vaughn -- the pride and joy of the California Penal League.Pitchers and catchers reported for spring training in the Valley last week, but San Francisco Giants closer Brian "The Beard" Wilson didn't spend his weekend working on his fastball -- he spent it partying with Charlie S ... More >>
www.imdb.comA cremationist in Bisbee is a cremationist no more -- the state board that oversees the funeral industry revoked his license to cremate remains after the chilling discovery of two open pits filled with thousands of human bones was found on the property of a cemetery he owns last month ... More >>
www.imdb.com"Somethin' jumped up and bit me!"Burglary's not easy. It can be a real pain in the ass -- especially if that's where the guy whose house you're trying burglarize shoots you after you bust down his door.Yesterday, it seems shotgun justice prevailed after a 19-year-old suspect and one o ... More >>
www.imdb.comFormer Suns big man, and star of the film Kazaam, Shaquille O'Neal.Framing someone for possession of kiddy porn seems like a drastic way to get a little revenge. But former Phoenix Suns big man -- and former member of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "posse" -- Shaquille O'Neal, i ... More >>
www.imdb.comIf you're like us, you made the unfortunate decision to travel west on Interstate 10 on Saturday night without the prior knowledge that there was a massive, 69-car wreck about two miles in front of you.While sitting in traffic, we received an email from the Phoenix Police D ... More >>
www.imdb.comSuper-bully Scut FarkusSince Andrew Thomas quit his gig as Maricopa County attorney to run for attorney general, his sinister smirk hasn't been plastered all over the New Times Web site nearly as often as when he was launching baseless investigations into judges and his -- and Joe Arp ... More >>
www.imdb.comA Coconino County sheriff's deputy busted a cap in the ass of a vicious pit bull near Flagstaff after the dog attacked a stroller being pushed by a neighbor of the dog's owner.According to the Coconino County Sheriff's Office, about 8:40 a.m. yesterday, dispatchers got a ca ... More >>
www.imdb.comJoe Arpaio's adding a new member to the MCSO family and you DON'T want to piss him off.Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced this morning that there will be a new addition to his faction of flunkies and it's one you may not want to "make angry."Lou Ferrigno, the body-building s ... More >>
www.imdb.comArizona lawmakers have been playing hooky at an alarming rate during this year's legislative session, with 21 state legislators missing more than 20 percent of the floor votes in both houses of the Legislature.Eat your heart out, Ferris Bueller.
www.imdb.comThe gaggle of deputized geriatrics that Sheriff Joe Arpaio unleashes on Valley malls during the holiday season sure took an, um, bite out of crime this year -- if you ask the sheriff, anyway.In a news release today, Joe calls this year's Posse Mall Patrol a success, despite more ... More >>
www.imdb.comThere is a brand-new virtual forum for shameless self-promotion, and an Arizona State University sophomore has found himself as the face of the new site.Ryan Maciorski, 19, was recently featured on ABC News for being a "Campus Man" on the latest "fan-building," self-affirm ... More >>
www.imdb.comKramer introduces "The Bro"Anyone familiar with Seinfeld knows about "The Bro," or, as Frank Costanza vehemently campaigned, "The Mansierre.""The Bro," as described on the show, is a supportive undergarment to support and hide a man's breasts -- or, simply put, a bra for men.It seems ... More >>
www.imdb.comLast month, about 10,000 copies of the University of Arizona's student newspaper were stolen from various newsstands across the university. They were found the next day, dumped in various locations on the outskirts of the campus.You may be wondering "why the hell would anyone st ... More >>
www.imdb.comThe Mormon Church's newest spokesman, "Man With Teats."The Mormon Church has an interesting voice in a new television ad being aired in Arizona and Utah -- a seven-foot tall transvestite hooker.Well, he's not an actual transvestite hooker (as far as we know) but he played one on T.V.& ... More >>
www.advocate.com Congressman Jeff Flake www.imdb.com Owen Wilson Congressman Jeff Flake, who looks more and more like Owen Wilson every time you look at him, is doing some damage control over a comment he made to CNN's Wol ... More >>
www.imdb.comLast week, an 18-year-old Gilbert man was found hogtied naked and beaten in the closet of a home in Farrell, Ohio.Why was an 18-year-old Gilbert man in Farrell, Ohio? Lets just say he wasn't doing missionary work.
www.imdb.comApparently allowing any idiot with a permit to bring a gun into a bar wasn't enough to satisfy Arizona's gun lobby.The Arizona Citizens Defense League, a new political action committee recently formed by local gun lobbyists, hopes to pull the strings of state leaders and sway upcoming ... More >>
Orpheline FilesA new study conducted by the Maricopa Medical Center in Phoenix might make it a little harder for kiddies to get their hands on an "official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle, with a compass, and a stock, and this thing which tells time," made fa ... More >>
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