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Arizona Produces More Porn Stars Than 43 Other States (Perhaps)

According to what appears to be very important research, Arizona-born folks tend to show up in pornographic movies more often than most other states.In fact, according to a 10,000-porn-star sample taken by writer Jon Millward, only six states have produced more porn stars than Arizona.See also:-Back ... More >>

Ask a Mexican on Taking the "White Man's" Stuff and Catholicism

Michael Turley, Alleged Director of Terrorist Hoax Movie, Makes Actual Movies (and Magic)

Michael Turley, the alleged director of the terrorist hoax video starring his own nephew as a terrorist, is actually known as "Michael Giannantonio" in the world of professional film-making. If you're into hypnotism and magic, you may also know Turley as "Gianni."Turley was arrested last week after ... More >>

2 Days in New York's Julie Delpy Rocks the Big Apple

Julie Delpy Rocks New York

Karina Longworth Looks Ahead to the Most Anticipated Films of 2012

Nine Films to Anticipate in 2012

Jermaine Hopkins, the Fat Kid From Lean on Me, Busted Buying 200 Pounds of Weed From Undercover MCSO Deputy

www.imdb.com"No sir it wasn't me, sir -- I swear it wasn't" ​"No sir it wasn't me, sir -- I swear it wasn't!"That's what Jermaine "Huggy" Hopkins, the fat kid in the film Lean on Me, famously told his prickly principal (played by Morgan Freeman) to get out of a jam in the 1989 classic.The line app ... More >>

Morning Poll: Were Arizona Wildfires Caused by Illegal Immigrants?

www.imdb.comThis kid looks slightly more Aryan than the immigrants Senator John McCain suggested started Arizona wildfires.​Arizona, as you probably know, esta en fuego.And John McCain (amongst others) is pretty sure -- based on no known evidence -- illegal immigrants are to blame.Even Cochise Cou ... More >>

Brian "The Beard" Wilson Leaves Spring Training to Watch Major League With Charlie Sheen

www.imdb.comRicky Vaughn -- the pride and joy of the California Penal League.​Pitchers and catchers reported for spring training in the Valley last week, but San Francisco Giants closer Brian "The Beard" Wilson didn't spend his weekend working on his fastball -- he spent it partying with Charlie S ... More >>

Bisbee Bone Collector Loses Cremationist License After Discovery of Open Bone Pits Behind Cemetery

www.imdb.com​A cremationist in Bisbee is a cremationist no more -- the state board that oversees the funeral industry revoked his license to cremate remains after the chilling discovery of two open pits filled with thousands of human bones was found on the property of a cemetery he owns last month ... More >>

Would-Be Burglar Forrest Gump-ed by Homeowner. Guy Shot Suspect in A** During Attempted Burglary

www.imdb.com"Somethin' jumped up and bit me!"​Burglary's not easy. It can be a real pain in the ass -- especially if that's where the guy whose house you're trying burglarize shoots you after you bust down his door.Yesterday, it seems shotgun justice prevailed after a 19-year-old suspect and one o ... More >>

Shaq Sued by Former Employee for Hacking Into Computer to Destroy Evidence of Affairs -- and Attempting to Frame Employee for Possessing Kiddy Porn

www.imdb.comFormer Suns big man, and star of the film Kazaam, Shaquille O'Neal.​Framing someone for possession of kiddy porn seems like a drastic way to get a little revenge. But former Phoenix Suns big man -- and former member of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "posse" -- Shaquille O'Neal, i ... More >>

Saturday's 69-Car Wreck on I-10 is Perfect Excuse to Re-Introduce "Mr. Highway" Clip

www.imdb.com​If you're like us, you made the unfortunate decision to travel west on Interstate 10 on Saturday night without the prior knowledge that there was a massive, 69-car wreck about two miles in front of you.While sitting in traffic, we received an email from the Phoenix Police D ... More >>

Morning Poll: Does Andrew Thomas Kinda Look Like a Grown-up Version of Super-Bully Scut Farkus?

www.imdb.comSuper-bully Scut Farkus​Since Andrew Thomas quit his gig as Maricopa County attorney to run for attorney general, his sinister smirk hasn't been plastered all over the New Times Web site nearly as often as when he was launching baseless investigations into judges and his -- and Joe Arp ... More >>

Cop Shoots Dog: "Vicious" Pit Bull Shot and Killed by Coconino County Sheriff's Deputy

www.imdb.com​A Coconino County sheriff's deputy busted a cap in the ass of a vicious pit bull near Flagstaff after the dog attacked a stroller being pushed by a neighbor of the dog's owner.According to the Coconino County Sheriff's Office, about 8:40 a.m. yesterday, dispatchers got a ca ... More >>

Incredible Hulk Star Lou Ferrigno to be Honorary MCSO Deputy; Don't Make Him Angry -- You Don't Want to See Him When He's Angry

www.imdb.comJoe Arpaio's adding a new member to the MCSO family and you DON'T want to piss him off.​Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced this morning that there will be a new addition to his faction of flunkies and it's one you may not want to "make angry."Lou Ferrigno, the body-building s ... More >>

Report: 21 of Arizona's State Lawmakers Skipped More Than 20 Percent of This Year's Votes

www.imdb.com​Arizona lawmakers have been playing hooky at an alarming rate during this year's legislative session, with 21 state legislators missing more than 20 percent of the floor votes in both houses of the Legislature.Eat your heart out, Ferris Bueller.

More Than 2,200 Man-Hours Yield 10 Arrests; Arpaio Calls Posse's Mall Patrol Success

www.imdb.com​The gaggle of deputized geriatrics that Sheriff Joe Arpaio unleashes on Valley malls during the holiday season sure took an, um, bite out of crime this year -- if you ask the sheriff, anyway.In a news release today, Joe calls this year's Posse Mall Patrol a success, despite more ... More >>

ASU Student/Aspiring Male Underwear Model Featured on ABC News to Promote New "Self-Promotion" Web site

www.imdb.com​There is a brand-new virtual forum for shameless self-promotion, and an Arizona State University sophomore has found himself as the face of the new site.Ryan Maciorski, 19,  was recently featured on ABC News for being a "Campus Man" on the latest "fan-building," self-affirm ... More >>

Got Man-Boobs? Not to Worry, a Phoenix Department Store Debuts a Bra For Men

www.imdb.comKramer introduces "The Bro"​Anyone familiar with Seinfeld knows about "The Bro," or, as Frank Costanza vehemently campaigned, "The Mansierre.""The Bro," as described on the show, is a supportive undergarment to support and hide a man's breasts -- or, simply put, a bra for men.It seems ... More >>

Fraternity Steals 10,000 Free Newspapers to Keep People From Reading Date-Rape Drug Story, UA Student Newspaper Alleges

www.imdb.com​Last month, about 10,000 copies of the University of Arizona's student newspaper were stolen from various newsstands across the university. They were found the next day, dumped in various locations on the outskirts of the campus.You may be wondering "why the hell would anyone st ... More >>

Mormon Church Uses T.V. Drag Queen in New Arizona Promotional Ad

www.imdb.comThe Mormon Church's newest spokesman, "Man With Teats."​The Mormon Church has an interesting voice in a new television ad being aired in Arizona and Utah -- a seven-foot tall transvestite hooker.Well, he's not an actual transvestite hooker (as far as we know) but he played one on T.V.& ... More >>

Congressman Flake Apologizes for Saying "Pansy" to Wolf Blitzer Yesterday

www.advocate.com Congressman Jeff Flake​ www.imdb.com Owen Wilson ​                 Congressman Jeff Flake, who looks more and more like Owen Wilson every time you look at him, is doing some damage control over a comment he made to CNN's Wol ... More >>

Three Pennsylvania Men Charged in the Assault of a Hogtied, Naked Gilbert Man Who Police Say Stole Their Drugs

www.imdb.com​Last week, an 18-year-old Gilbert man was found hogtied naked and beaten in the closet of a home in Farrell, Ohio.Why was an 18-year-old Gilbert man in Farrell, Ohio? Lets just say he wasn't doing missionary work.

Arizona Gun Lobbyists Form New PAC; Do You Feel Lucky Punk? Do Ya?

www.imdb.com​Apparently allowing any idiot with a permit to bring a gun into a bar wasn't enough to satisfy Arizona's gun lobby.The Arizona Citizens Defense League, a new political action committee recently formed by local gun lobbyists, hopes to pull the strings of state leaders and sway upcoming ... More >>

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid;" New Study Shows Danger of BB Guns

Orpheline Files​A new study conducted by the Maricopa Medical Center in Phoenix might make it a little harder for kiddies to get their hands on an "official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle, with a compass, and a stock, and this thing which tells time," made fa ... More >>

You So Lazy

Martin Lawrence in a crappy kid movie? Whassup with that?

Spiked

Man-juice gets a flavor make-over

The King Is Dense

There's more to Stephen King's Dreamcatcher than will fit in its confusing cinematic adaptation

Menorah-ty Report

Adam Sandler gets a B in music, but a D for animation

Count Down

In this Monte Cristo, revenge is a dish best served reheated

There's Something About Maryvale

Buster Keaton shills for 1960s suburbia in 'lost' John F. Long promo

Pepper Spray

It was 20 years ago this week that Sgt. Pepper dropped a bomb on movie theaters, so where's all the rerelease hoopla?