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Jack Sparrow

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2012

    Metal Mondays: The Most Metal Way to Paint a Wall

    See also: All Hail Jim Marshall's Black Wall See also: The Ten Hottest Chicks in Metal So, by now most of you have seen the video from the Golden God Awards of Marilyn Manson (unfortunately sounding like shit) performing "Sweet Dreams" with Johnny Depp as a surprise guest. And while Depp is no stra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2011

    Dancing With the Stars' Most Upsetting Covers

    ​I can just picture it now. Thirteen seasons ago, each member of the Dancing With the Stars backing band hopped off a bus in Hollywood with stars in their eyes. Little did they know, they'd have the asses of chubby D-list stars in their peripheral sooner than they'd think. It's another one of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2011

    Keith Richards Gets Brass Balls

    Wikimedia CommonsKeith Richards​Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards will be honored at Spike TV's "Guys Choice" awards on Friday, June 10. And what does he get for playing guitar and surviving rampant drug use for almost 50 years? Brass balls, of course. We imagine Richards is one of those " ... More >>

  • Film

    May 19, 2011

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Proves Captain Jack Won't Die

    Wikimedia CommonsKeith Richards​Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards will be honored at Spike TV's "Guys Choice" awards on Friday, June 10. And what does he get for playing guitar and surviving rampant drug use for almost 50 years? Brass balls, of course. We imagine Richards is one of those " ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2011

    Major League Pitcher Brian Wilson: A Cross Between A Pirate And Bret Michaels?

    DeadspinIs that Captain Jack Sparrow or a washed up 80s rocker?​San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson is coming to town this weekend for a three-game series against the Arizona Diamondbacks. But maybe he'll take time between games to visit The Venue in Scottsdale. Judging by recently released ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2010

    Cheap Thrills Relaunch, Hellbilly Hoedown, Boats 'n' Hoes, and Other Weekend Events

    Benjamin LeathermanJared Alan (left) and Sean Watson of Cheap Thrills"We have been waiting all summer long for this," states the Facebook event page for this weekend's relaunch of Jared Alan and Sean Watson's Cheap Thrills dance party. They ain't kidding, as many fans of the DJ duo have been eager f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2010

    Johnny Depp Keith Richards = New Documentary

    ​You may remember that little trilogy titled Pirates of the Caribbean, which featured Keith Richards playing the part of Captain Teague Sparrow, the father of Jack Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp. Apparently, Depp's friendship and fascination with Richards goes far beyond that of a pretend father/s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2010

    How to Eat a Carrot, and our Favorite Food Shows This Week on TV Dinner

    Looking for the latest in tasty television? Need to know the need-to-watch episodes of your favorite foodie shows? Chow Bella is here to help. We're reviewing the most delectable and dreadful with a handy, must-see schedule so you won't miss a thing. If there's one thing we need to get our hearts ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2010

    Monday Night Martha, Sticky and Sweet

    ​For this Monday Night Martha, we did something decidedly un-Martha. We baked Sticky Toffee Pudding while still wearing our pajamas. Yeah, that's right. We were in our pajamas past noon. It's hard for us to imagine the super-achieving, real Martha cooking in her pajamas. And even if she did, w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 18, 2009

    10 Things Under $10 This Weekend: Pirates, Psychobillies, and Creepy Bunnies

    The Bay Area's Nobunny will terrorize the Trunk Space on Saturday night. There are gonna be two kinds of people in the Valley this weekend: Those who can afford to go to Fall Frenzy, and those who can't. Given the $50-$60 price tag for tickets, its to be expected that a few thrifty types might consi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2009

    Diamondbacks Sink the Pittsburgh Pirates in Weekend Series With Back-to-Back Shutouts

    Max Scherzer showed off his Pirate-killing skills in yesterday's 9-0 blowout.​ Max Scherzer might as well start calling himself Jack Sparrow, since the Diamondbacks pitcher was cutting down Pirates left and right during yesterday's 9-0 shutout over Pittsburgh at Chase Field. Instead of using ye ... More >>

  • News

    November 15, 2007

    Collar-Crazy

    The cracked cockatoo defends the ACLU’s Dan Pochoda, wings by Pruitt’s for the day-laborer donnybrook, and searches for a tranny’s package

  • Culture

    October 25, 2007

    Fear and Fun in Phoenix

    The cracked cockatoo defends the ACLU’s Dan Pochoda, wings by Pruitt’s for the day-laborer donnybrook, and searches for a tranny’s package

  • Culture

    October 18, 2007

    Fear and Fun in Phoenix

    The cracked cockatoo defends the ACLU’s Dan Pochoda, wings by Pruitt’s for the day-laborer donnybrook, and searches for a tranny’s package

  • Film

    October 11, 2007

    Golden Age, Porcelain Throne

    Cate camps it up

  • Music

    August 16, 2007

    Ravers of the Caribbean

    We sail at nine-ish

  • Film

    May 24, 2007

    Pirates . . . At Wit's End

    Time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

  • Home Entertainment

    December 7, 2006

    A Masterpiece on Canvas

    Time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2006

    Imam of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

  • Film

    July 6, 2006

    Treasure Hunt

    The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

  • Culture

    June 1, 2006

    Get Inside!

    Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

  • Calendar

    September 9, 2004

    Booty Call

    Yo ho, the Paper Heart hosts "Mermaids and Martinis"

  • Film

    July 17, 2003

    Pirate Booty

    Lezbosagogo's Angela Pulliam and India wish they could live in Depp's world

  • Film

    July 10, 2003

    Reduced-Salt Dogs

    In the slick and handsome Pirates of the Caribbean, more is somehow less

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