Jacques Clouseau

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2010

    No-Burn Days Go Unenforced in Maricopa County for Christmas; Zero Warnings and Citations Issued

      Image: Wikimedia Commons‚ÄčNobody can label the folks over at Maricopa County's Air Quality Department a bunch of Scrooges. After a warning last week that no-burn days on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day would be enforced, exactly zero warnings and citations were issued, a c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2007

    Ford Fumblebutt "Former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious." I don't think I've ever been so happy to see an ex-Prez get planted. Despite the nonstop eulogizing that has gone on for the last week, the ceaseless yapping about how Ford was a decent guy, a ... More >>

  • News

    May 11, 2006

    Xtreme Cuisine

    Arizona's cunning culinary wizard Chef Kaz Yamamoto prepares taboo illegal moveable feasts for the elite and über-rich

  • Film

    February 9, 2006

    Kitty Litter

    Steve Martin's remake piddles on its predecessor

  • News

    January 12, 2006

    Rocking the Boat

    GOP bigwigs and their pandering pals in the mainstream press are apoplectic about a state senator and New Times' fight to discover the truth. What're these pols trying to hide?

  • Culture

    June 2, 2005

    Excess Hollywood

    In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, '05 may be a pleasant surprise

  • News

    September 30, 2004

    We Sue the Coward of the County

    Arpaio's ditsy chief flack Lisa Allen MacPherson tells us to take her boss to court, so . . .

  • Film

    January 29, 2004

    Caine Unable

    Catholics are bad, Nazis are bad, and Michael Caine's movie about both is boring

  • Dining

    January 15, 2004

    Couscous Ca-choo!

    A magical mystery tour through the Algerian fare

  • Film

    July 26, 2001

    Idol Dreaming

    Wanting is everything in the celebrity-crazed culture of Everybody's Famous!

  • News

    April 29, 1999
  • News

    March 25, 1999
  • Music

    December 24, 1998

    Critical Mass

    A recap of the releases that made it worthwhile to own a CD player in 1998

  • Music

    November 14, 1996
  • News

    September 21, 1995
  • Dining

    July 21, 1994
  • Film

    March 23, 1994