Sometimes help can come from the unlikeliest of places. You might not think of Ozzy Osbourne as a self-help guru, but you sure as hell can't say the the dude doesn't know how to survive. His years of hard living benefit his new book, Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy, out on bookstore shelves today. In the b ... More >>
www.duelingcuches.comSo far, Jose Canseco's life after baseball has included the following: spilling the beans on the droves of other professional baseball players who used steroids, appearing on several reality TV shows like The Apprentice, The Surreal Life, and Stripper's Ball with porn l ... More >>
www.motivatedphotos.comThe VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab has run into a bit of a production snag that has postponed taping of the upcoming season.While there is certainly no shortage of celebutards fucked up on drugs, there is a shortage of celebs willing to sell their souls to the reality god ... More >>
Democratic Diva's Donna Gratehouse went in search of big companies being represented out at the pro-SB 1070 "buycott" at Tempe's Diablo Stadium this Saturday. Know how many she found? Zip. Zilch. Zero.Well, Tempe's Xtreme Bean Coffee was there. (Hardly a biggie.) But otherwise, it was just vendors s ... More >>
www.wireimage.com Former porn star Jenna Jameson screwed former business partner out of $400,000, according to court documentsIf you can't trust a former porn star, who can you trust?A former business partner of famed porn legend Jenna Jameson is claiming in Maricopa County Court that Jame ... More >>
In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Up on the Sun: Thrice to Play Secret Show at Clubhouse Music Venue on Monday Job For A Cowboy Announce Ruinatio ... More >>
Ionesco. Nietzsche. Sartre. Jenna Jameson. This oughtta be good.
The truculent tweeter tackles Mayor Phil, PHX City Council hypocrisy, and goofball prez wanna-be Fred Thompson
The foul fowl crows over Scottsdale's vote-down of the anti-lap-dance prop, a major slap-down of Mayor Mary Manross
Could Louis Farrakhan's visit to the Navajo Nation have anything to do with tribe Prez Joe Shirley's tight reelection bid? Inquiring tweeters want to know
The Cards sure played like wimps last year, but essentially naming their stadium Pussy Park?!
Signs of the times: The feathered fiend asks the sheriff if he's ever eaten a pink taco and invades the mind of a Grassfire.org bigot
The feathered fiend examines the guv's (cough!) brass balls, conspicuous consumption in Scottsdale and the L. Ron Hubbard House in Phoenix
Not even Hollywood would bite on this one: Loose Change tells what, heh, really happened on 9/11
The plumed one decries discrimination against smokers and Jenna Jameson, and reports on plundering in Phoenix's, um, Chinatown
A cover-up in Scottsdale? Plus: What's on Michael Crow's mind, and a Phoenix city councilman's sudden interest in art
A Nearly Naked profile
The taloned one sucks up to breast-feeding MILFs, observes that Smoke Free Arizona ain't no pot initiative and squawks at union boss Billy Shields
Brrlesque for a new generation
At 54, William Windsor sleeps in a crib, eats in a high chair and does it in his diaper -- by choice. Believe it.
Putt-Her? I hardly know her!
How Rick Schroder cast a Black Cloud over the Valley
Kreme and Jett undress Phoenix fashionistas at "Feel Me," a Holga's art extravaganza
Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003
When girls started going wild, Playboy Video stopped playing mild
Love Is Here (Capitol)
Bruce Campbell knows why bad movies happen to great actors
Local cartoonist Jim Mahfood hits pay dirt with new porn comic book