Jesus Christ

Senator John Kerry, Sander Hicks, and why you should never take troofer propaganda at face value.

Style Counseling

How to get musically postmodern without really trying

FROM THE BIG HOUSE TO GOD'S HOUSE

HE HELPED MASTERMIND A MAJOR GOLD FRAUD IN FLORIDA. SO WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING AT A CHURCH IN GLENDALE

DEVOUT OR DERANGED?

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Getting Down

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

His Master's Voice

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Cultural Intercourse

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Letters

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Let Nothing You Dismay

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Letters

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM. DON'T ASK.

Savior Breath

Despite a rafter-raising lead performance, Robert Duvall's The Apostle hasn't a prayer

Satan Place

How not to party like it's some guy's birthday

Stryper

Long distance, give me Heaven

Crash Romeo

Long distance, give me Heaven

Rock 'n' revival: resurrecting musical artists to save their genres

Long distance, give me Heaven

Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Jobing.com Arena on Sunday, November 23

Sometimes, we do things we don't want to do because the people we love want to do them. Such was the case with me attending the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert last night at Jobing.com Arena in Glendale. I hadn't planned to attend the show, but I couldn't refuse in the face of my girlfriend's unbr ... More >>

Planet Rock

Back to the days of stupid and fun

Virtual Jesus

If you can’t have the real thing, go Hollywood

Where for Art Thou, Crash Romeo?

If you can’t have the real thing, go Hollywood

Trite Christmas

Our design columnist wouldn't have it any other way

The Hunt for Redman October

´90s old-schooler brings his rappin’ forte to Marquee

The Vandals

Sophomoric like a fox

Lords of the New Church

OnePlace gives new meaning to the phrase, "Rock me, Jesus"

Mondo Resolutions . . .

When new Choos aren't enough

Jesus Saves

Unspeakably funny

Dwarves

Don't be fooled

Fahrenheit 2004

Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year

Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Python's Brian returns, bearing cinematic salvation

Jesus Christ Rap Superstar

Phoenix is the unlikely capital of Christian hip-hop – leading to the not-so-immortal question, Who Would Jesus Diss?

God Forbid

Tooth & Nail Records celebrates 10 years of punk fire -- and quiet Christian devotion

Peace-monger

Chuck Carlson and his disciples are taking it to the streets, demanding that pro-life churches practice what they preach and condemn war in Iraq

Creed

Perhaps third concert attempt will be the charm?

Praising Che

José Ángel Toirac pays skillful tribute to Cuba's folk saint

Tijuana Brash

The de la Torre brothers' glass is full of frontera kitsch

Sid & Jesus

Raising hell in the Valley's Christian punk scene

On Nothing Good Coming Out of California, plus Stupid Names

Raising hell in the Valley's Christian punk scene

On Gabachos and Catholic Mass

Raising hell in the Valley's Christian punk scene

Joe Arpaio to be Honored with Award Named for Wing-Nut Paul Weyrich?

This guy would accept an award from Old Scratch, if offered...Like you needed further evidence of Joe Arpaio's involvement with far right extremists, Arpaio recently stated on his Twitter account that his contributions to wing-nuttery will be acknowledged this December 3 in D.C. by the ultra-conserv ... More >>

Team Scream

Fear comes to Phoenix (again)

Screaming Females at Trunk Space Last Night

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Virtual Jesus

If you can’t have the real thing, go Hollywood

It's a Rap

If you can’t have the real thing, go Hollywood

March 3 In Blogs: Jesus, Ace Hotel, Pure Saturdays, Hop Suicide, and Daniel Wayne Cook

​​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

10 Best Sightings of Jesus in Food

​Easter Sunday, the day Christians celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, is right around the corner. Along with the holy hoopla is the grub. And though Captain Miracle's mug may not make an appearance at this year's traditional Easter dinner in a slice of ham, deviled egg, or Peep, he ha ... More >>

10 Anti-Religious Songs That May Be Inappropriate for Easter Dinner

Andres SerranoPiss Christ​Happy Easter, you degenerate rock 'n' roll fans. Most of you listeners of the devil's music probably only know Easter as the one major holiday that does nothing to shorten the workweek. But, there actually is reason for the holy day. In case you didn't know, Easter ... More >>

Bob Dylan Comes to God in an Arizona Hotel Room

Andres SerranoPiss Christ​Happy Easter, you degenerate rock 'n' roll fans. Most of you listeners of the devil's music probably only know Easter as the one major holiday that does nothing to shorten the workweek. But, there actually is reason for the holy day. In case you didn't know, Easter ... More >>

Five Bands That Set Out to Be Creepy, But Ended Up Lame

flickr.com​As a kid, a lot of things creep you out that really shouldn't. Shower drains, primarily, along with cryptic pictures of Jesus Christ and, of course, clowns (John Wayne Gacy, Jr. being the exception.) Certain bands seem to play on that irrational childhood fear, making their music a ... More >>

The Devil Wears Prada at The Marquee Theatre, 11/21/11

Photos by Anthony SandovalThe Devil Wears Prada at the Marquee Theater.​The Devil Wears Prada Marquee Theatre Monday, November 21, 2011 I found myself at The Devil Wears Prada show in large part due to my kid brother. He's been high on openers Enter Shikari for a couple of years now and asked ... More >>

The Gospel Truth

Photos by Anthony SandovalThe Devil Wears Prada at the Marquee Theater.​The Devil Wears Prada Marquee Theatre Monday, November 21, 2011 I found myself at The Devil Wears Prada show in large part due to my kid brother. He's been high on openers Enter Shikari for a couple of years now and asked ... More >>

Catholic Hilt

Photos by Anthony SandovalThe Devil Wears Prada at the Marquee Theater.​The Devil Wears Prada Marquee Theatre Monday, November 21, 2011 I found myself at The Devil Wears Prada show in large part due to my kid brother. He's been high on openers Enter Shikari for a couple of years now and asked ... More >>