The U.S. Supreme Court decision to declare a strip-search of an Arizona student unconstitutional also "announces the safest place to secrete contraband at school," says Justice Clarence Thomas.
Just stick those drugs in your skivvies.
Don't you love when a government official makes things clear for the public? You know, just in case people didn't get the point from the ruling itself.
Thomas' ultra-honest opinion aside, this ruling was a no-brainer. Searching a young girl's panties for Advil
