Lindsay Lohan

Seven Depressing Things About Scary Movie V That Have Almost Nothing to Do with the Movie Itself

Ask a Mexican on Voting and Lindsay Lohan

By Gustavo Arellano

Justin Timberlake's "Suit and Tie" Reminds Us Why We've Missed Him So Much

Six years is a long time for a musician to be absent from the field. Unless you've reach "legendary" status, making a comeback after such a long period of dormancy is nearly impossible. With that said, Justin Timberlake's last album, FutureSex/ LoveSounds, is one of the greatest R&B albums of the ... More >>

Star Stories

Are You a Cute Blonde Lady? Now is a Good Time to be in a Music Video

Last week, a couple of so-called indie bands released music videos that featured quirky blonde actresses. Michelle Williams traveled to Niagara Falls Wild Nothing's "Paradise" and The Girl Next Door Elisha Cuthbert imagines herself in a movie in The Gaslight Anthem's video for "Here Comes My Man." B ... More >>

High School Fidelity

Gossip Girl

Lindsay Lohan (We Mean Rachel Alexander) Thumbing Nose At Panel Through Blog Won't Help "Cause"

We watched the morning news a bit ago as onetime Disney superstar turned train wreck Lindsay Lohan slipped in the back door of the Los Angeles County morgue to do ghoulish penance for whatever it was that got her on probation.Rachel Alexander's testimony yesterday was the proverbial train wreck.​L ... More >>

Cig Break

Double Visions

Helpful Hints for Boozing it Up on New Year's Eve

There are two days in every year that it is acceptable to get drunker then Li-Lo at a va-jay-jay flashing contest and wake up with the worst hangover known to man: St. Patty's Day, and New Year's Eve. Those of us who happen to call the bar our second home refer to these days as amateur nights, when ... More >>

Neo-Nazi Arizona: Upcoming White Supremacist Wing-Dings in Sand Land

You guys call this a mosh? I've seen old ladies do betterSand Land continues to serve as the spot to be for neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and plain ol' racist nativists to party down. Just check out the above video for the 2009 Oi Fest, held yearly in Tonopah, Arizona, and sponsored by the loc ... More >>

Machete: When It's Not LOL Funny, Robert Rodriguez's Latest Is Downright Dull

From Print: Blogs Teased in Our 7/15 Issue

​This week, New Times ran a list in our print publication highlighting some of the most interesting posts published at Up On The Sun over the past week. Here are links to those posts. Who was the real star of the show at Saturday night's Kings of Leon concert? What will Lindsay Lohan's best car ... More >>

Lindsay Lohan Warned By Female Prison Inmates

Century Regional Detention Facility: Is this what Lohan's new home looks like?​According to PopEater and British tabloid The Sun, (don't you just love gossip first thing in the morning?) California prison inmates are warning Lohan that her time in the pen may be tougher than she expects. The Sun r ... More >>

July 15 In Blogs: Russell Pearce, Chris Mars, i-Dosing, Boba Drinks, and James Arthur Ray

​​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Lindsay Lohan's Musical Career: A Retrospective

Inspiration for her next single?​Lindsay Lohan may not be able to take an iPod with her when she starts her 90-day jail sentence, but that doesn't mean she can't use the experience to get inspired for a new album. Lohan, who released only two albums, in 2004 and 2005, could really use a career jum ... More >>

DMX and an Arizona Judge Contribute to Postponement of Celebrity Rehab

www.motivatedphotos.com​The VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab has run into a bit of a production snag that has postponed taping of the upcoming season.While there is certainly no shortage of celebutards fucked up on drugs, there is a shortage of celebs willing to sell their souls to the reality god ... More >>

Yelp Has Buckled to Pressure, But It Ain't Enough

The Chupacabra at Rips Ales & Cocktails

Adriane Goetz"Evil" Jeannie Thein serves drinks with a light heart and a heavy pour.​One of the most crucial tenets of bartending (after knowing how to make drinks and faking interest in customers' sob stories) is to never stop learning, whether it's a new drink recipe or a lesson in human be ... More >>

Beene There, Done That

Renowned fashion designer shows off hip threads

Lindsay Lohan in Steve Nicks’ Life Story?

Lindsay Lohan in Steve Nicks’ Life Story?

Hot Links: Maricopa County Attorney and Board of Supervisors Squabble Over Lawyer Payments; Lindsay Lohan Stalking Suspect Arrested in Scottsdale;

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas to Board of Supervisors: Check. Your move. Scottsdale cops arrest a guy for allegedly stalking waste-case celebrity  Lindsay Lohan. Condos are put on hold in downtown Phoenix CityScape project, taking the "live" out of "live, work and play." West side b ... More >>

Catty Kathy

D-List comic dishes A-list dirt

Lindsay Lohan's blog like, totally rules. Seriously.

American Pie’s Thomas Ian Nicholas joins the rock club

Pharrell Williams puts music ahead of money by going back on tour with N.E.R.D.

Which female celeb should Marilyn Manson boink next? A few ideas

DJ Bacteria and more than a dozen of his peers will gather at AREA Phoenix

Missed Opportunities

Kick yourself for not seeing these ten movies

Pity: Our Greatest Marketing Tool

A look at 2007's most successful train wrecks

Attitude Adjusting

Playing "straight to the middle"

Hilary for President

Well, she's got the teen vote wrapped up

Mechanical Bull

A few more changes would've helped Transformers

Where I'd like to be tonight: Guzzling dollar wells at Homme...

Georgia on Jane's Mind

Fonda discusses her second "comeback," sex, politics, and revolution

La Lohan Fully Loaded

All the Lindsay in the world can't save this one

Hard Luck of the Irish

Low-down, dirty Shane

Letter to an American Idol

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly

Lucky X III

Third time's a charm for fans

Car Trouble

The Love Bug's back, and he bites

Excess Hollywood

In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, '05 may be a pleasant surprise

Monday Night Meatmarket

From the window to the wall, ACME's tight, and the Kreme clique's aiight.

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Teen Spleen

Talking smack wreaks high school havoc in Mean Girls