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    September 18, 2007

    WILD WILD WEST: PHX cop killed Tuesday morning as Mayor Phil Gordon vacays in Hawaii.

    Slain PHX Police Officer Nick Erfle. Like you needed more proof we live in the Wild Wild West: PHX Police Officer Nick Erfle was shot dead Tuesday morning in Central Phoenix, during rush hour, after stopping a man for jaywalking, and attempting to arrest him for priors. This was near 24th St. and T ... More >>

  • News

    April 19, 2007

    Jarrett and Goliath

    The Bird kicks it with Jarrett Maupin, infiltrates Rusty Childress’ prejudice parties and explains why Don Imus should’ve said "Eff you!"

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    April 9, 2007

    Mayor Jarrett Maupin? Hell, yeah...

    Go, Jarrett, go: Whip Phil's flabby white keister... The word's out: The Reverend Jarrett Maupin II will be a contender in the Phoenix 2007 mayoral race in a bid to unseat Mayor Phil "Goober" Gordon. A formal announcement will come sometime this week, but already the prez of the Arizona Chapter of ... More >>

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    March 23, 2007

    PHX Mayor Phil Goober Gordon and Gov. Janet Do Nothing Napolitano still shooting blanks on violent crime. Stick 'em up, pardner: Goober Gordon shootin' air bullets, as usual. As if the murder report on the local nightly news wasn't enough to convince you that you live in one of the most dangerous states in the nation, here comes a new study showing that -- golly, gee -- A ... More >>

  • News

    December 14, 2006

    Murder City

    P-town's scratch-master sharpens his talons over Mayor Goober's crime stats, markers for dead cops and Jarrett Maupin's anti-N-word campaign

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    November 9, 2006

    Raising Arizona

    Okay, Janet, you won. Now what?

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2006

    Criminal Intent

    Mayor Goober and his Crime Czar, Tickle Me Elmo. Remember Mayor Phil "Pipsqueak" Gordon's front-porch bench program -- you know, that lame-ass Mayberry-esque initiative where people were supposed to park their fannies on these stupid benches, eat popsicles, and protect their neighborhoods "f ... More >>

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    October 26, 2006

    The State of Her State

    Few argue that Janet Napolitano has been a good governor. The question is, why isn't she great?