Right now, the world is the S. S. Turdboat and its fecal-matter hull is slowly dissolving in the piss that is society. By proxy, the United States is at war with Russia, not to mention Iraq again (or did that occupation ever really end?) as the War on Drugs continues to serve as unmitigated aggressi ... More >>
Though one could argue that picnics and grilling are year-round activities for Phoenicians, the urge to grill is strongest in spring and summer. I don't know about you, but outdoor feasting isn't complete for me without a big bowl of chips. I normally circumvent the chip aisle at the grocery store ( ... More >>
A favorite part of winter for me is the appearance of Candy Cane Joe-Joe's chocolate sandwich cookies at Trader Joe's. I know I'm not the only one who hides a few boxes when cold weather wanes. The Joe-Joe obsession has clearly not gone unnoticed by competitors. Since Trader Joe's introduced the sea ... More >>
FoodbeastThere's been some rumors flying around the cookie world lately (I LOVE the cookie world -- it's fun and tastes like baking!) about a possible Triple Double Oreo, an assemblage of three chocolate Oreo wafers with two layers of creme -- classic vanilla and chocolate. Recently the maker ... More >>
It's been many years since I've eaten animal crackers, and now I find myself suddenly obsessed with them. Blame it on the Lilly Pulitzer packaging. Along with all that cute, flowery, retro Lilly Pulitzer stuff they did for Target recently (surely you saw the barrage of everything Lilly, fro ... More >>
Phoenix's gay burlesque troupe's starring at a mega-lesbian-fest beside the ladies' pro golf championship. Could fortune and fame be next?
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Senator John McCain may have turned his back on tobacco, but alcohol still gets a free ride