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Top Five Must-See Shows This Weekend in Phoenix

Kelly Clarkson may have slept on his phenomenal Kaleidoscope Dream, but that didn't stop Los Angeles-based crooner Miguel from having one hell of a 2012. He tops our list of must-see shows this weekend in Phoenix, stopping by the historic Celebrity Theatre to showcase sulty jams like "Adorn." We can ... More >>

Who Is Really Playing Coachella This Year?

Historically, the Coachella line up has always been announced in January. That means the official line up should be announced any day now, along with some artists that will hopefully make their way to Phoenix between dates. There have been a number of fake posters circling the net-- some credible a ... More >>

Rebel Disco's Jake Goldsmith and Aaron Francisco on How They Spin Disco and Other Music That's About "Just Flat Out Sex"

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DJ Lujan on Wild Times at Wild Knight, Opening for Avicii, and Why Genres are Pointless

See also: Phlava on Changes to the Scottsdale Nightlife Scene, Spinning in Strip Clubs, and Why Paris Hilton's DJ Set Was Horrible Perk up your ears and listen hard. If the wind is just right, you might be able to hear the sweet-sounding "ca-ching" of a cash register coming from DJ Lujan's Scottsda ... More >>

Mickey Avalon on Death, Sex, and Addiction

Ke$ha To Release New 'Bit¢h' Fragrance on April 31

Sean MeyersDon't let that bit of jizz oozing out of the bottle gross you out; Ke$ha's spokesperson adamantly insisted that this perfume smells like flowery goodness.​Slutwave star Ke$ha is aiming to cash in on the lucrative celebrity fragrance market with the release of a signature fragrance ... More >>

Top 10 Celebrity Cameos in Indie Rock Videos

These days, the lines between indie and mainstream music are difficult to pinpoint. With indie artists featured prominently in mainstream media (I'm looking at you, Twilight soundtrack), it's hard to see what makes indie music, well, indie. When you add celebrities to the mix, it becomes even more d ... More >>

Kendra, Of Hugh-Hefner-Arm-Candy Fame, Made a Sex Tape and her Co-Star Happens to Be a Cage Fighter From Arizona

www.imagesme.com Reality TV star and Playboy playmate Kendra Wilkinson.​ Move over Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and the droves of other celebutards who thought the sex tapes they "privately" made with their one-time significant others would never see the light of day -- there ... More >>

AZ Kaos on Aesthetic Atrophy: "It's Bullshit"

​The latest issue of AZ Kaos has an interesting dissection of my theory on Aesthetic Atrophy which is worth sharing.In case you missed it, "Aesthetic atrophy is the diminished capacity to appreciate new or unfamiliar music or other sensory stimuli. It is typically accompanied by the sufferer's ret ... More >>

Lady Gaga Book a Glowing Look at the Young Star's Life

​Just like back in junior high school, when gobbling up biographies of Hanson and Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the norm, there's a new book all about Lady Gaga on bookstore shelves--Lady Gaga: Behind the Fame.It's definitely unauthorized, and Gaga, or Stefani Germanotta, as she was born, didn't give ... More >>

California Dumping Hundreds of Unwanted Chihuahuas on Arizona Shelters; Thanks For Nothing Paris Hilton

www.kansascity.com​There is an unwanted phenomenon happening in California, and Arizona is being pegged to clean up the mess: Chihuahuas -- lots of them.California is seeing an influx of chihuahuas popping up at animal shelters, and it's becoming too much for the state to handle.Rather than ... More >>

Wonderbooze Makes Valley Debut at Phoenix Fashion Week

Imagine a world where you can drink cocktail after cocktail and never feel it in the morning. Jeff Freiberger said that's just what he was doing with a drinking buddy when he came up with the idea for Rhythm Liquor. After talking to doctors and scientists, Freiberger found the cure for the common ha ... More >>

Arty Girl: Grey Gardens Coloring Books

"They don't weaken, no matter what." from the Grey Gardens Coloring Book, Vol. 1 by David Crotty.​When I discover something I absolutely love, I have this insatiable need to share it with the world. And, long before Drew Barrymore wore a bald cap and Angela Landsbury put on an old lady face, I was ... More >>

The Maine Achieved National Success Thanks to Twitter, MySpace, and Buzznet

The Maine Achieved National Success Thanks to Twitter, MySpace, and Buzznet

For Shwayze, life imitates art imitating reality

Dan Saban outraises Joe in dough, and why Arpaio still hearts Shaquille O'Neal.

Agence France-Presse effs up a très simple stick of type on mean ol' Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

There's no treasure at the end of the terrible Fool's Gold

Joe Arpaio writes another book, goes through a case of crayons in the process.

Where's the party? A quick guide to a dozen hot Super Bowl soirees

Someone, please throw Meet the Spartans into that bottomless pit

Snoop and Diddy headline a cast of stars destined to steal the spotlight from Super Bowl XLII

Kentucky-Fried Joe

The comedic kestrel makes the Joe Show in Sun City West, shares a few Joe jokes of his own, and grills state Representative Russell Pearce about his links to white supremacists

Jokes you won't hear at the Joe Arpaio roast...

Yours Truly battles Darrell Ankarlo on air regarding Sheriff Joe Arpaio

David Hans Schmidt suicide? PHX sex-tape hawker found dead.

David Hans Schmidt, uh, I mean Schmuck: Didn't Momma tell you not to fuck with Scientologists, especially Tom "Dem Psychs Iz Crazy" Cruise?

The Kenny Conspiracy

Mister Rogers' Area 51

Death Sentence

A vengeful court puts an ailing old man behind bars — likely his final resting place

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, June 14, 2007

How to Do a Magic Trick

Transcendental levitation

Joe Strikes Back

This vigilant vulture crafts a Christmas card to Sheriff Joe, as the Pinal County Attorney's Office threatens to seek a felony indictment against New Times

The Elected

Regime change

Harry's Taco

A theme within a theme

Molehill Mountain

Our pervy pelican asks: Where's our sense of humor gone when it comes to office e-mails?

First Time's a Charm

Katie Melua slides under the radar

It Girl

Welcome to the Cult of Katie Rose. Hope your liver can handle it

Nursery's Cool

The caustic canary on geezer power downtown, car dealers scratching a Scottsdale council candidate's back and the dodo RESIST tagger's latest prank

We Be Buggin'

Frog One, Bugz in the Attic's Daz-I-Kue, and the scrumptious Sy Smith tear up the club at Mythos' Symposium

Weighting . . .

Ryan Reynolds recalls his fat years

Th' Legendary Shack Shakers

Th' enjoyable live set

Prints of Pop

Feelin' groovy

Crafter Thought

So I'd like to know where you got the notion

Alienated

Outraged citizens hold Mexicans at gunpoint in a church. Andy Thomas applauds such vigilantism as patriotic -- again

Low-Rent Libertines

P-town's party monsters descend on Jugheads for Sadisco's perved-out Prom Night Massacre

The Beat Goes On

Punk rock George hangs out with a different kind of drummer

Play Room

Algonquin moves into WVAM

Original Soul

This time, it's personal: Our look back at an intimate year in music.

And the Band Plays On

Curt Kirkwood finds harmony in new project