Punxsutawney Phil

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2012

    Dude, Where's My McRib? (Hint: It's Coming Soon!)

    The Guilty Pleasure: The McRib Where To Get It: McDonald's, scores of locations Valleywide Price: About $2.50 What It Really Costs: Several more days of patience. Some foods transcend being a guilty pleasure, and turn into cult classics. The king of them is McDonald's McRib. Since the sandwich woul ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2010

    10 Things Under $10 This Weekend: Jersey Shore Parties, Pin-up Girls, T-Pain, and More

    www.mtv.comGet a fake bake like Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick at Sandbar's Jersey Shore party tonight.‚ÄčColorful doesn't even begin to describe the eclectic array of inexpensive events on tap for this weekend. There's a candy-themed dance party at Afterlife that's guaranteed to satisfy your sweet to ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 18, 2010

    Spring Fling

    SMoCA kicks-off season with big sound and a pint-sized artist

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Punxsutawney Phil "Tweets" About Seeing His Shadow; For Phoenix That's Probably a Good Thing

    ‚ÄčToday is Groundhog's Day and Pennsylvania's most famous marmot emerged from his hole in Punxsutawney this morning to see his shadow, which, of course, means there will be six more weeks of winter.Normally we would rely on morning shows like Good Morning America to broadcast Phil's findings but th ... More >>

  • News

    July 5, 2007

    Redneck Touchdown

    The belligerent buzzard performs a postmortem on the latest immigration battles, denounces attorney Dennis Wilenchik's hypocrisy, and chases after Mayor Phil "Goober" Gordon

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2006

    Criminal Intent

    Mayor Goober and his Crime Czar, Tickle Me Elmo. Remember Mayor Phil "Pipsqueak" Gordon's front-porch bench program -- you know, that lame-ass Mayberry-esque initiative where people were supposed to park their fannies on these stupid benches, eat popsicles, and protect their neighborhoods "f ... More >>