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Ron Swanson

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    September 26, 2012

    Coming Soon: Global Bacon Shortage

    The internet's most beloved meat is imperiled by the droughts that have been sweeping the globe this last year. Britain's pork trade group recently started sounding the alarm stating that a European pork shortage is "unavoidable." See Also: Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry See Also: Everything's ... More >>

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    September 24, 2012

    Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry

    Beat poetry about bacon delivered by a man whose mustache is so masculine it might very well count as another, smaller man, strapped to his face. See Also: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale See Also: Joe Arpaio Re-created in Bacon Nick Offerman plays testosterone-laden ultimate man and minor ... More >>

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    December 1, 2011
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    April 29, 2011

    This Week In Chow Bella

    Another week has come and gone leaving us to ponder the upcoming events that will shape our lives and, more importantly, our dinners out. But before we move on, let's have one last look at the blog posts from this week. The Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger ( ... More >>

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    April 25, 2011

    The Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger (Mustache Optional)

    Jasmin Sun, Eater‚ÄčLike Parks & Recreation? Us, too! Especially Ron Swanson, -- the proud carnivore, outdoorsman, and government employee (who hates the government) played by Nick Offerman. Ron Swanson!‚ÄčIn last week's episode, Ron Swanson, when asked if he's ever had a turkey bur ... More >>

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