Sarah Palin

Kirk Adams Gets the Nod From Sarah Palin, Which Actually Tends to Be a Good Thing

Former Arizona House Speaker Kirk Adams -- who's facing off against fellow Republican Matt Salmon in Arizona's Fifth Congressional District primary -- got the stamp of approval from former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.A nod from Palin might scare the neighborhood liberals, but if history tells us any ... More >>

Sarah Palin Endorses Jeff Flake; No Word on Flake Seeing Mexico From His Backyard

Former Alaska Governor and Vice President runner-up Sarah Palin says Congressman Jeff Flake should be the next U.S. Senator from Arizona.The gaffe-prone ex-governor -- who briefly wanted to "stand with our North Korean allies" and sparked concerns about the "Department of Law" -- says Flake's the ki ... More >>

Sarah Palin Not Running For President. But What About an Arizona Senate Seat?

​Former Alaska Governor/the best person Governor Jan Brewer could find to write the foreword to her new book, Sarah Palin, isn't going to run for president this year -- but there's a Senate seat in a certain Southwestern haven for far-right-wing-nuts that she's rumored to have been eying for sever ... More >>

Jan Brewer "Couldn't Think of Anyone Better" Than Sarah Palin to Write the Foreword to Her New Book

​As we reported earlier this year, Governor Jan Brewer has written a book. Well, she had someone ghost-write a book on her behalf that's scheduled to be released November 1.As we noted in our previous report, Jan's new book wasn't just written by a ghost-writer, it was written by a Sarah Palin-sym ... More >>

Jan Brewer's Writing a Book -- and a Sarah-Palin-Sympathizing Ghost Writer is Helping Her Do it

James KingJan Brewer's writing a book -- with a Sarah Palin sympathizer.​By now, you've probably heard that Governor Jan Brewer is having someone write writing her memoirs to be released by Harper Collins this fall. What you probably haven't heard is that she's having someone who did "important wo ... More >>

Sarah Palin Leads Potential Pack of Republican Senate Candidates

www.raggedshirts.comF**K​As first reported by New Times, there are rumors that the Tea Party's number one ding-bat, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is considering a run for the Senate seat getting vacated by Senator Jon Kyl -- and according to a recently released poll, if she does run, there's ... More >>

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Not in the Good Graces of Arizona Voters, According to Poll

politisite.com​A poll of 623 Arizona voters released today reflects a couple things -- almost nobody likes Donald Trump, and most people would prefer Sarah Palin not move here. In the poll -- from Public Policy Polling -- opinions are recorded about possible GOP nominees for the 2012 presidential ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Polls Higher Among Independent Voters Than Sarah Palin. It's Called "Winning...Duh"

www.greencelebrity.netCharlie Sheen's "winning" is getting political.​Charlie Sheen's "winning" knows no bounds, which is why it should come as no surprise to learn that when pegged against former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a race for president, Sheen's "winning" among independent ... More >>

Is Sarah Palin Considering a Senate Run...in Arizona?

Arizona Senator Sarah Palin?​Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, we learned earlier this week, is rumored to be planning to base her hypothetical presidential campaign in Scottsdale, but GOP sources tell New Times the one-time darling of the Conservative movement might be coming to the Grand Canyo ... More >>

Bristol Palin House Tour: WTF Is She Doing in Arizona?

We're pretty sure Bristol Palin doesn't even know how she ended up in Maricopa, Arizona.​Bristol Palin, daughter of one-time vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, seems to have settled into her new Maricopa home quite nicely, but the question remains: why the f*** did she move to Maricopa, Ariz ... More >>

Tea Partiers Coming to Phoenix for First Ever National Policy Conference

www.achtungtshirt.com They're coming...​Where better than Phoenix for droves of gun-loving conservatives from across the country to assemble for a conference.The national "Tea Party Patriots" announced this morning that they've selected Phoenix for the group's first-ever national policy sum ... More >>

The Only Words That Should Have Come Out of Sarah Palin's Mouth During Yesterday's Facebook Rant, Compliments of the Interwebs

www.northernsun.com​Sarah Palin, as you may know, posted a video on Facebook yesterday, in which she defends herself against charges that she's in someway responsible for the tragedy that occurred in Tucson over the weekend.Sarah Palin isn't responsible for what happened in Tucson -- mental illnes ... More >>

Bristol Palin at ASU: Rumors of Her Attending Cronkite School (the School's Potential Demise) Greatly Exaggerated, Dean Says

www.punditkitchen.com​Did you hear Bristol Palin, daughter of one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is moving to the Grand Canyon State to attend Arizona State University? So did Chris Callahan, dean of ASU's Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication -- the school Pal ... More >>

John McCain No Longer the Only "Maverick" to Catch Sarah Palin's Eye

The original Mav​U.S. Senator John McCain is probably feeling a little sadsies this morning with the news that there's another "Maverick" in the life of his former running mate, Sarah Palin.Palin spoke at a GOP Victory party in Orlando, Florida, over the weekend and used the term "Mavericky" (it's ... More >>

Sarah Palin's Comin' to Phoenix to Talk About Saving the Environment

www.motivatedphotos.com​Former Alaska governor, vice presidential candidate, and darling of the conservative movement, Sarah Palin, will be in Phoenix later this month, but this time it's not to stump for her former running-mate, John McCain, it's to speak out for the environment.Drill, baby ... More >>

John McCain and Sarah Palin Call for "Peaceful Revolution" to Repeal "Obamacare"

www.puncitkitchen.com​You betchya Sarah Palin was in Arizona today, and the former GOP vice presidential candidate used a campaign event for her former running mate, John McCain, to kick off the "revolution" against the healthcare reform bill signed by President Obama earlier this week. ... More >>

Sarah Palin Unveils Congressional Hit List in Response to Healthcare; Three Arizona Members of Congress in the Cross Hairs

www.politicalmotivation.com​ After the controversial healthcare bill became yesterday morning, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin unveiled her political hit list of the members of Congress she hopes to see voted out of office in November.In the Palin-ator's cross hairs are ... More >>

Sarah Palin Rides the McCain Train All the Way to a Gig at Fox News

​When John McCain tapped Sarah Palin as his running mate for the 2008 presidential election he took a relatively unknown conservative governor and created what some call a monster. If you're one of those people, you might find it interesting to know that the "monster" is teaming up with what many ... More >>

John McCain Says He's Cool With Sarah Palin Visor Flap

​The fallout out from Sarah Palin's latest, um, scandal, isn't nearly as devastating as gossip rags everywhere had probably hoped. Last week, Palin was spotted on a Hawaiian beach wearing a John McCain campaign visor with the senator's name scribbled out with black marker. The incident was ca ... More >>

December 21 In Blogs: Tea Leaf Green, Jell-O Showdown, and John McCain

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Up on the Sun: Tea Leaf Green Plays The Compound on New Year's Eve Incoming: Phoenix at Marquee Theatre Ch ... More >>

The Prints and the Paupers

ASU art clubs find something Sarah Palin’s good for

Sarah Palin @ Costco

"Senator" Janet Napolitano? "President" Sarah Palin? No Thanks, Say Cronkite Poll Respondents

If we're lucky, she'll never come back... Sand Landers want former guv and now-DHS czar Janet Napolitano to keep polishing her chair in D.C. And not as a U.S. Senator. That's what a new Cronkite-Eight poll reveals. In a hypothetical 2010 head-to-head between Nappy and Senator John Mc ... More >>

Sarah Palin Book Tour Schedules Stop in Tempe

www.babble.com​Will Sarah Palin be coming to the Valley to promote her new book? You betchya! On December 1, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., the former GOP vice-presidential candidate will be at the Costco in Tempe to promote her new tell-all, Going Rogue.  Palin began her book tour on Oprah y ... More >>

McCain Camp Fires Back at Palin Over Going Rogue Allegations

www.barrystreetbeacon.com "You Betchya!"​While John McCain has remained tight-lipped over former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin's new tell-all, his campaign staff isn't following suit.

Hot Links: Child Care, Photo Radar, and Free Mercury Tickets

​The Arizona Department of Health Services will increase its fees for close to 2000 child state care facilities. The current licensing fee for child care providers is $150 for three years. With the increase, licenses will cost between $581 and $13,442, depending on the number of children...It's be ... More >>

Hot Links: Home Invasions, Sarah Palin, and Oprah Winfrey

Incoming Arizona Board of Regents president Ernest Calderon is proposing a plan that would cut the cost of four-year degrees. The proposal would allow students to attend community college for three years, and then an Arizona university their final year...A Mesa woman reportedly shot two home inv ... More >>

Hot Links: GM, Strip Mall Shooting, and McCain vs. Letterman

After more than 56 years, GM is closing its Mesa test track, the Desert Proving Ground. Most employees have already moved to a new facility in Yuma. The move is termed "only coincidental" with GM's recent bankruptcy...A Valley street was closed last night after a group of people fired guns ... More >>

Guys and Dolls

Cartoon sculptures shoot down gender stereotypes

Feathered Bastard's Top 5 Posts of 2008

In the future, there will be nothing but lists, lists, and more lists. We will worship lists as the ancient Egyptians once venerated the sun. There's no use in resisting. So take a sedative, a hit of Scotch, a toke or two of the medical-grade shit, and prepare to be listed, Feathered Bastard-style. ... More >>

The Worst Lyrics of 2008: NCAA-Style Showdown

And now it's time for the "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" memorial Worst Lyrics of 2008, March Madness-style tournament, this year a terrifying mélange of appalling oral-sex requests, bargain-bin philosophies, grammatical atrocities, and cringe-inducing pillow talk. To elevate the drama, I p ... More >>

Hot Links: Sarah Palin to Donate Freebies, Wildcats' Olson Retires, No Regrets for Vanessa Hudgens over Nudes.

Barack the Vote

Local creative types back the “cool” candidate

Hot Links: NY Times and Montini Slam Arpaio, Colin Powell Endorses Obama, Mr. Blackwell Croaks, and Sarah Palin's Stripper Clones.

Hot Links: McCain Promises to "Whip" Barack's Butt, Tina Fey Blamed for Palin's Probs, and Cards Upset Cowboys in OT.

McCain Is Slammed for Using Another Unauthorized Song in His Campaign, and We Have Some Song Suggestions for the Republican Party

Portugal. The Man vs. Sarah Palin for Vice President

Hot Links: Polls Say Obama Kicked Butt in Debate, Congressman's Son Hacked Sarah Palin's E-Mail, Nick Nolte Jumps From Window Fleeing Fire.

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, October 2, 2008

More Religious Wackjobbery? The Sarah Palin "Witchcraft" Video.

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sarah Palin's First Male Bimbo Eruption: National Enquirer Exposes McCain Veep's Alleged Affair.

Charlie Gibson Proves It: Sarah Palin Is George W. Bush in Pumps.

Sarah Palin can run on her record, proudly

As a working mom with a child with Down syndrome, Sarah Palin makes me shriek

Janet Napolitano Leaps to Sarah Palin's Defense, and I Think I'm Going to Puke.

Sarah Palin, the Wackjob from Wasilla and Her Crackpot Beliefs

Hot Links: Sarah Palin's pregnant kid, Steve Berman's latest gaffe, Matt Leinart pissed at not starting, and more.