Even with Rushmore's Jason Schwartzman, Slackers swindles its audience
Clumsy's Marc Solomon proves the perfect Replacement
Honey Child walks away with H.O.R.D.E. slot at strangely unrepresentative contest
Just a few splashes of vinegar to cut all the honey in this issue . . .
H.O.R.D.E. mentor Jono Manson goes nationwide with a li'l help from his friends in Blues Traveler