The hellacious hooter watches Mayor Goober lay a colossal huevo, and wishes a heavenly millstone on the neck of a nativist numskull
The querulous quail decries the deportation of an 18-year-old Hispanic student and sings the praises of good graffiti
The Bird's back, blasting Goddard's defense of tranny toilet rights, effin' with Comrade Goober, and watchin' Joe Arpaio try a little tenderness
The last thing poor New Orleans needs is planning tips from Phoenix
The livid lapwing lambastes LifeLock phonies, J.T. Ready, and pathetic P-town puppy-huggers
The Bird kicks it with Jarrett Maupin, infiltrates Rusty Childress prejudice parties and explains why Don Imus shouldve said "Eff you!"