TV Stars

Seven Depressing Things About Scary Movie V That Have Almost Nothing to Do with the Movie Itself

Earth to Shatner

Cook's Tour

For Sale: Script For Roadhouse Remake Starring Guy Fieri

The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to "Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don't Hurt," a remake of the 80's cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri because... We'll admit, we haven't exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such a ... More >>

Medium Rare

Gossip Girl

Larry King's Corpse: Alcor Life Extensions Won't Say Whether Former CNN Host Has Plans to Freeze Dead Body

www.newsfunnier.comLarry King: not dead.​Contrary to popular belief, former CNN talk show host Larry King isn't a cryogenically frozen corpse...yet.In a recent CNN special, King says that when he finally does kick the bucket he wants his body to be frozen, which -- with the help of Scottsdale-base ... More >>

I Don't Know How She Does It: Sarah Jessica Parker Proves Working Moms Can Have It All

Guy Fieri The Road Show -- It's Happening Tomorrow

Guy Fieri ​Just in case you've been living under a rock or need a friendly reminder, the spiky-haired Food Network star Guy Fieri will be on stage at Mesa Arts Center tomorrow at 7:30 p.m.. The National Pork Board (what's a "pork board"?) sponsored event promises to bring "the best elements of a l ... More >>

Rock Biters

Charlie Sheen's Collaboration with Snoop Dogg, "Winning," Drops Today

Wikimedia CommonsCharlie Sheen is "Winning."​If you still can't get enough of that drug called Charlie Sheen, here's a new fix: a musical collaboration between Sheen and Snoop Dogg called "Winning." Sheen debuted the video for the song in Detroit on his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour last month ... More >>

Sheen on the Screen

Over the Edge

Charlie Sheen Polls Higher Among Independent Voters Than Sarah Palin. It's Called "Winning...Duh"

www.greencelebrity.netCharlie Sheen's "winning" is getting political.​Charlie Sheen's "winning" knows no bounds, which is why it should come as no surprise to learn that when pegged against former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a race for president, Sheen's "winning" among independent ... More >>

An Exclusive Soundtrack to Charlie Sheen's "Bi-Winning" Lifestyle

www.perezhilton.comCharlie Sheen's got hos in different area codes.​​As we all know by now, our all-American main man Charlie Sheen is "bi-winning." He's attempting to leave drug use behind, although he's still down to get crazy with porn starts. Who can blame him? Has the country's classier, o ... More >>

MasterChef, the American Idol of Cooking, Premieres This Tuesday -- Prepare for Stomach for "Funeral Potatoes"

This Tuesday on Fox, Mr. needs-a-nap chef Gordon Ramsay brings the world's biggest cooking competition to America with MasterChef. Featuring home cooks competing for $250,000 and the chance to publish their own cookbook, this American Idol of cooking shows doses out more drama than the wildly pop ... More >>

The Hills Paved the Way for Lady Gaga, The Script, and More

Lady Gaga on 'The Hills' with Lauren Conrad​ Call it vapid, call it superficial, call it genius: whatever you think of MTV "reality" show The Hills, the program's managed to make its mark on the music scene. Thanks to star Audrina Patridge's cushy "job" at Epic Records, as well as castmates ... More >>

Miley Cyrus' Vajayjay Can't Tame Perez Hilton

​Everyone breathe a collective sigh of relief: Perez Hilton isn't going anywhere. Or maybe you want to bash your head in a wall. Regardless, the pink-loving celebrity blogger got himself in quite the predicament this week after he posted a picture of the new Britney Spears, aka Miley Cyrus, ... More >>

Nik Richie, Stooge Behind TheDirty.com, Marries Reality TV Star 24 Hours After Meeting Her

Nik Richie​Remember when Michael Jackson awkwardly kissed his then-wife, Lisa Marie Presley, at the 1994 MTV Music Video Awards and then turned to the crowd and infamously said, "And just think, nobody thought this would last"? We all know how that turned out, and in seemingly related news, ... More >>

Ball Hogs

Stars shoot the rock at US Airways Center

Queen G

Self-deprecating comic takes the stage at Dodge

Joel McHale Goes Beyond 'The Soup' at Dodge Theatre

A man of many talents​If you've never seen The Soup or have no grasp on what's going on with celebs and reality television stars in Hollywood, you probably were a little lost at the Joel McHale show at Dodge Theatre last night. The E! host started off his New Year's Eve stand-up act with an ... More >>

Body Shots

They are women, see them roar

Cool Kat

Tattoo artist/TV star inks her new body-art tome

Under the Big Top With Leslie Jordan

Crawford

Curtains: A Christmas Carol at Arizona Broadway Theatre in Peoria

  We laughed, we cried, we fashion policed: Edward Prostak (Scrooge) and David Errigo Jr. (Christmas Past). Photo by Scott Samplin © 2008 I've brushed off my black trousers and Ugly Christmas Sweater one last time to review a production at a Broadway-style dinner theater (yes, that's an oxym ... More >>

Kathy Griffin Through the Eyes of a Straight

Barack the Vote

Local creative types back the “cool” candidate

Muhammad Ali Maize Maze

Almost Infamous

For a guy you’ve never heard of, this comic’s pretty booked

Ricky Gervais sees dead people in Ghost Town

American Pie’s Thomas Ian Nicholas joins the rock club

Master of the Whedonverse

Firefly geeks keep the faith

Roast Master General Jeff Ross comes to Tempe Improv

Baby Mama succeeds in reuniting Fey and Poehler but not much else

Floyd "Money" Mayweather Presents: "Dancing With the Stars"

Gettin’ Diddy with It

Lust in Space

You nerds just can't get enough? Boldly go to AMC.

Her One Little Secret

One for the Girls

Badly tailored, but stylish

To Die For

Lights, camera and action for Out Far! Film Festival

The Boss

In David Brent's The Office, it's better to be popular than competent

Fallon Fast

Saturday Night Live's prime player is rapidly outgrowing television's small screen

Learned Hand

TV-mom icon Michael Learned brings her stage skills to Sedona Shakespeare

boringsomething

'Til There Was You is looking for love in all the wrong places

Washington Press Corpse

Hokey Shadow Conspiracy doesn't hold up in light of day

THE PARENT TRIPE