The Arizona Cardinals completely, totally, and definitely suck.After losing eight games in a row, the Cardinals just keep getting worse. The team lost by 58 points -- 58 to nothing -- to the Seattle Seahawks at CenturyLink Field in Seattle yesterday.See also:-Arizona Cardinals Stink Like Old Socks, ... More >>
Peter Pocklington, former owner of the hockey's Houston Oilers, has been accused by Arizona officials of scamming investors out of millions with bogus claims about a gold mine in La Paz County.This one has echoes of a ripoff we wrote about last week from the late '80s called the Pannos Mine. One of ... More >>
The Arizona Cardinals and Ken Whisenhunt delivered the news on Friday, saying free-agent quarterback Peyton Manning is "no longer an option for us."Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb got his $7 million roster bonus, and Manning's still shopping around for a team to play for.According to the sports rum ... More >>
UPDATE: The Arizona Cardinals released a statement from coach Ken Whisenhunt saying Manning "is no longer an option for us."You can throw that Arizona Cardinals Peyton Manning jersey you prematurely ordered straight in the garbage -- the Cardinals won't be landing Manning, and Cards quarterback K ... More >>
Jonathan McNamaraJeff NormanThe Tender: Jeff Norman
The Bar: Jack Daniel Distillery, makers of Jack Daniel's Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey and other liquors, Lynchburg, Tennessee
The Pedigree: Norman isn't actually a bartender at all, though he does work extensively with liquor -- whiskey, to be sp ... More >>
Rookie QB Max Hall.Props to Arizona Cardinals rookie quarterback Max Hall.As we told you yesterday, Hall was one of five nominees in the running for the NFL's Rookie of the Week honors. Today, we found out Hall won.The award comes after Hall's mediocre-at-best performance against the Super Bowl c ... More >>
Rookie QB Max Hall.Despite not throwing a touchdown, despite not handing the ball off to someone who scored a touchdown, and despite throwing an interception in the first drive of his first game as an NFL starter, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Max Hall has been nominated to be the NFL's rookie of ... More >>
The Arizona Cardinals will be heading to the playoffs again this season thanks to a 31-24 win over the Detroit Lions yesterday in the dreary Motor City.
Unfortunately, that's about the only good news coming out of Sunday's narrow victory.
For the second week in a row -- and despite winning t ... More >>
If you're a Cardinals fan, you're probably still trying to figure out what the hell happened on Monday night, when the Cards got lit up against the San Francisco 49ers.
Here's what happened: The Cardinals beat themselves. When a team turns the ball over seven times, the opposi ... More >>
Matt LeinartAfter the Cardinals 20-17 loss to the Tennessee Titans Sunday, Matt Leinart is officially worthless. Frankly, he's worth even less than that -- Matt Leinart is worth a negative $50 million dollars over six years.
Leinart got a chance to step out from behind the clipboard Sunday ... More >>
Vince YoungDespite suffering a concussion against the Rams last week in St. Louis, it seems as though Kurt Warner will make his 42nd consecutive start this Sunday against the Titans in Tennessee.
Matt LeinartConsidering the Cardinals dismal road performance last season, did you ever think you'd hear these words: The Arizona Cardinals are now 5-0 on the road.
For the first time since 1948, back when the team was the Chicago Cardinals, the nomadic franchise has managed to w ... More >>
It's slippery, slashing Rams RB Steven Jackson vs. Arizona's nutty road-field advantage on Sunday in St. Louis.
Talk about a daft stat.
If the Arizona Cardinals get back to the Super Bowl in 2010, it'll likely be thanks to their nutty road-field advantage. Sitting pretty with a road recor ... More >>
Seattle QB Matt Hasselbeck may be bald and married, but he's not a wimp.
On par with the ascension of the Denver Broncos and the complete collapse of the Tennessee Titans is the threatening-on-complete-resurgence of the Seattle Seahawks.
Now, how is that possible, considering that the NFC Wes ... More >>
If Beanie can hold on to the ball, expect a breakout day for the rookie RB against the Texans.
Three years ago, Suns fans considered Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers their personal bitches.
Two years ago, D-Backers openly lampooned the hapless, pre-Joe Torre L.A. Dodgers.
Last year, Arizon ... More >>
Look out, dork: We may see you again in the playoffs.
The difference in the Arizona Cardinals 37-29 loss to the New York Giants on Sunday was special teams. The Giants' played better.
Take kick returner Dominik Hixon, who had run-backs of 83 and 68 yards to set up two Giants' scores. These m ... More >>
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