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Steel Panther's Balls Out Delayed: Eight Albums to Rock The Family Jewels While You Wait

​If you're one of the Steel Panther fans anxiously awaiting the band's new record, Balls Out, well, you're just going to have to wait a little longer. The band announced on its website yesterday that the record has been pushed from its original release date of October 18 to October 31. Practi ... More >>

John Galliano, Alleged Anti-Semitic Fashion Designer, Checking into Arizona Rehab Center, According to USA Today's Rumor Department

www.hecklerspray.comJohn Galliano apparently hearts Adolph Hitler.​Unlike Charlie Sheen, fashion designer John Galliano -- the other pseudo-celebrity to apparently go off the deep end this week -- isn't "winning!" He is, however, heading to rehab -- and per-usual when a celebrity needs to kick one ... More >>

Enrique Iglesias Disses Anna Kournikova in "I Like It"

​It doesn't matter how hot Spanish singer Enrique Iglesias is--in his song "I Like It," he proves he's also a douche.His girlfriend Anna Kournikova better watch out, because he starts the song singing, "Girl, please excuse me if I'm coming on too strong, but tonight is the night we can really let ... More >>

Phil Mickelson Already Out Of Contention At British Open

americansportsblog.com Phil Mickelson​Yesterday we wrote about the scenarios in which Phil Mickelson could overtake Tiger Woods for the top spot in golf. Well, less than 24 hours later, we can throw all of that out the window. After battling heavy wind and chilly temperatures for two days, ... More >>

Phil Mickelson With Another Chance To Pass Tiger Woods As Top-Ranked Golfer

americansportsblog.comPhil Mickelson​The British Open teed off this morning at the Old Course at St. Andrews, one of the most historic courses in all of golf. Over 150 golfers will take their hacks to try and win the third major this golf season. But the tournament also means it's yet another ch ... More >>

Phil Mickelson Misses Cut In Scotland; Still Can't Grasp Top World Ranking

americansportsblog.com Phil Mickelson​Oh, Phil Mickelson -- you've done it again. With yet another chance to claim the No. 1 spot in the world, Lefty faltered again. This time it was at the Scottish Open, where Phil imploded and missed the cut.

Morning Poll: Will ASU Alum Phil Mickelson EVER Become Number One Golfer in the World?

www.pendeltonpanther.com "Lefty"​ASU alum Phil Mickelson has a shot -- yet again -- to become the number one golfer in the world this weekend depending on how well he does at the U.S. Open in Pebble Beach, California. In addition to Phil playing well, Tiger Woods needs to suck in order for ... More >>

Arizona State Alum Phil Mickelson Has (Another) Chance to Grab Number One World Ranking at U.S. Open This Weekend

http://pendletonpanther.files.wordpress.com Phil Mickelson​There will be storylines aplenty when U.S. Open tees off tomorrow in Pebble Beach, California. Can Tiger Woods add another major title in his quest to break Jack Nicklaus' all-time record? Will a no-name player surprise the golf wo ... More >>

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Phil Mickelson Has Chance to be No. 1 in Golf -- Assuming He Doesn't Choke, Of Course

www.ingolfwetrust.com Can "Lefty" steady his hand long enough to become No. 1? ​Phil Mickelson, the pride and joy of the Arizona State University golf program, has a chance to blow an opportunity he's never blown before: "Lefty" could become the number-one player in golf.By sinking a 15-foo ... More >>

Phil Mickelson Wins Masters; Puts Focus Back on Tiger Woods' Sex Scandal

www.thebarclas.com "Lefty"​The pride and joy of the golf program at Arizona State University, and choke-artist extraordinaire, Phil Mickelson, defied the odds and beat sex legend Tiger Woods at the Masters over the weekend and put the media's attention back where it belongs -- on ... More >>

Jesse James Checks Out of Arizona Sex Rehab After One Week -- Then Checks Right Back In

www.motorcycle.com​Jesse James, the bad-boy biker husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock, checked into a rehab facility in Tucson last week to start battling his addiction to sex. Today, it's reported that James left the facility but quickly checked back in to continue trying to "sav ... More >>

Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino "Un-Sexiest Men of the Year"

www.fancast.com"The Situation"​The results are in: Sex great Tiger Woods and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of The Jersey Shore are named as the two un-sexiest men of 2009, according to an opinion survey conducted by The Boston Phoenix.Tiger, who just finished a stint at an Arizona rehab center, ... More >>

Tiger Woods' CBS Interview Denied by Network Because it Wanted More Than Five Minute Interview

​CBS has declined an opportunity to speak with beleaguered sex great Tiger Woods because Tiger would only allow a five-minute interview.Really? Turning down one of the most sought after interviews in the world right now over a time requirement? Someone should tell CBS it takes a lot less than five ... More >>

March 22 In Blogs: Barack Obama, Queens of the Stone Age, Il Vanaio, and Mike Tyson

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Barack Obama's Bald-Faced Hypocrisy on Immigration, and the Puente Crew Protests Eric Ho ... More >>

Tiger Woods Announces Return to Golf; No Word on Return to Sex

www.upnextinsports.com​Congratulations sports fans, you can start watching golf again without dozing off. After a sexless four months away from the sport he helped re-invent, Tiger Woods announced he will be returning to the world of professional golf in less than a month. Tiger released a ... More >>

Tiger Woods' Arizona Family Vacation Apparently Wasn't Enough to Patch Up His Marriage

www.bettorsedge.com As the saying goes, no matter how hot a woman may be, somewhere, somehow, there's a guy who's tired of sleeping with her.​A little sunshine and some cacti wasn't enough to patch things up between sex star Tiger Woods and his wife. Reports claim that after a week in Arizo ... More >>

Tiger Woods Reportedly in Arizona -- Again -- for More Treatment

  ​ Tiger Woods is back in Arizona, but not for the Waste Management Phoenix Open. The blogosphere is buzzing with news that Woods' private plane landed in Mesa, (or maybe Scottsdale), and that the golfing great and his wife may be headed to an addiction treatment facility in Wicke ... More >>

Tiger Woods Flew to Scottsdale After Friday's Mea Culpa, Gossip Rag Claims

www.yourfunnystuff.com​During Tiger Woods' robotic apology Friday, he claimed he was heading back to rehab to try and kick his poon addiction. If "sources close to the situation" -- who spill their guts to a gossip Web site -- are correct, Tiger may be doing so in Scottsdale.According to the celeb ... More >>

Tiger Woods is Sorry for Being a Horn-Dog But it Doesn't Look Like We'll be Seeing Him at the Waste Management Open

Ray Stern​For anyone who missed it, Tiger Woods made his apology to the world this morning. He's sorry, he hurt his family, he let down his fans, blah, blah, blah. More importantly to Valley golf fans, it doesn't appear that Tiger will be making an appearance at the trashiest golf tourney on the P ... More >>

Tiger Woods Announced He's Sorry and The Onion Announced His "Return to Sex;" Hilarious

​On the same day that Tiger Woods announced how sorry he was for bonin' cocktail waitresses and porn stars, the satirical newspaper The Onion made an announcement of its own: Tiger Woods will be making his triumphant return to the world of sex -- obviously satirizing his probable announcement ... More >>

Tiger Woods' Latest Tale Involves Two Phoenix Women, a Camera, and Some Hush Money

www.tigerwoods.com​Just because Tiger Woods is (ahem) no longer a sex addict, it doesn't mean the rumors of his now-famous philandering will be coming to an end anytime soon. That being said, the latest tale of Tiger's legendary libido includes two Phoenix women, a possible sex tape, an ... More >>

Tiger Woods Planning Return to Golf at Tucson Tournament, Reports Claim

www.babble.com​After only a few short weeks of "recovery" at a sexual addiction rehabilitation center in Mississippi, it appears as though Tiger Woods may be cured of his desire to -- as the saying goes -- nail everything that moves and is ready to return to the links in about two weeks.That, like ... More >>

February 3 In Blogs: Polysics, James Garcia, Cupcakes, and Tiger Woods

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Catch James Garcia's Dream Act Play for Free, One Night Only, Guaranteed to Make Nativist ... More >>

Caught by His Tail; Tiger Spotted Outside Sex-Rehab Center -- Sorry Wickenburg, He's in Mississippi

​Tiger Woods, whose location has been more elusive than Osama Bin Laden's since his Thanksgiving car wreck, was spotted outside a sex-addiction-rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Another loss for the Arizona economy, as hopeful businesses in Wickenburg planned for hi ... More >>

Tiger Reportedly in Sex Rehab Center in Mississippi; Wait, So "Rumors" That He Was in Wickenburg Weren't True?

​If the latest heap churned from the rumor mill is true, the Phoenix Open -- or as it is now less-glamorously known, the Waste Management Open -- isn't the only thing Tiger Woods won't be coming to Arizona to participate in. The latest report from Radaronline claims that Tiger ... More >>

Former NHL Coach Chimes in on Tiger Woods Phoenix Tooth-Gate Story

​A former NHL coach is saying he can verify claims that Tiger Woods came to Phoenix to have his teeth fixed after being hit in the face with a nine iron by his wife on Thanksgiving. Former NHL coach Pat Burns, who stood behind the bench for teams like the Montreal Canadians, the Toronto maple ... More >>

January 6 In Blogs: Cold War Kids, Butter, Tiger Woods, and Pizza

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Joe Arpaio Sends His BFF E.J. Montini a Pizza, Per Their Little "Tradition" Up on the Su ... More >>

Tiger Rumors Continue to Whirl; "Sources" Say He's Already in Arizona Rehab Center

The Meadows, the rehab center Tiger is said to be attending, has hosted other celebs like David Duchovny and Eric Benet​Gossip rags from Pebble Beach to St. Andrews are reporting today that golf's greatest gigolo is already in an Arizona rehab center and being treated for sex addiction.According t ... More >>

Respected Former Sportswriter Claims Tiger Woods Flew to Phoenix for Plastic Surgery After Wife Attacked Him With Nine Iron Thanksgiving Night

Famed sportswriter Furman Bisher​As Tiger-gate continues to unravel, Arizona seems to more and more be the epicenter for rumor-junkies. The latest claim, however, actually comes from a fairly reliable source: An award-winning former sportswriter for the Atlanta Journal Constitution.Long ... More >>

December 29 In Blogs: Linda Ronstadt, Vic Chestnutt, Eddie V's, and Tiger Woods

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Linda Ronstadt Calls Joe Arpaio "a Sadistic Man," Will Participate in Anti-Arpaio Human R ... More >>

December 22 In Blogs: Mary Rose Wilcox, Dos Gringos, and Tiger Woods

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries: Feathered Bastard: Joe Arpaio's Longtime Foe Mary Rose Wilcox Earns Supporters' Prayers Up on the Sun: Anyo ... More >>

Rumors of Tiger Woods Going to Wickenburg for Sex Rehab Could Boost Business

​If Tiger Woods winds up in Wickenburg for rehab over his apparent sexual compulsion and pill addiction, local businesses are ready. As the rumor mill seems to suggest, Tiger would be checking into the Meadows Rehabilitation Center in Wickenburg just after New Year's, and despite be ... More >>

Tiger Woods Reportedly Coming to Arizona Rehab Center For Sex Addiction

www.insidesocal.com​The rumor mill is turning and it sounds like the Tiger Woods shame-train might be rolling through the Grand Canyon State sometime after Christmas.The Daily Mail is reporting that Tiger, in wake of his now super-public philandering, is "planning to go into rehab in Arizona in th ... More >>

Former "Phoenix Open" Golf Tournament Now to Be Called "Waste Management Open;" Way to Keep it Classy, Scottsdale

​Scottsdale's premiere PGA golf tournament has a new name, and it won't do much to help the tournament's unsavory image among golf's elite.The Phoenix Open -- or the FBR Open, as it's been known since 2004 -- is often criticized by the PGA's most pompous linisters. Many, including the philand ... More >>

Hot Links: Canyon Rescue, Shootings, and Joan Rivers Day

National Park Service officials at the Grand Canyon rescued a Colorado man after he fell on his head during a hike. A helicopter airlifted the man to Flagstaff Medical Center, but NPS officials declined to say what the man's condition was...A Phoenix mother accidentally shot her 12-year-old daug ... More >>

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The Greatest No-Show on Grass

For Tiger Woods, the desert’s always greener in Dubai

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Blood Stained Love Story
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Addicted to PSP

Tabb finds several more things to glue him to the screen

Green Party

PBR, er, FBR Open tees off

Red Bull Run

P-town's Pleasure Squad squeezes into Scottsdale's swank Six Lounge for a Satanic Red Sunday.

Ladies' Tee Time

LPGA tourney puts spotlight on Sorenstam

Par Tee On!

The Phoenix Open is the world's biggest and rowdiest golf tournament. Have the Open and its notorious Bird's Nest party tent killed the game of golf, or just given it some life?

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