The Arizona Cardinals will be rolling with rookie quarterback Ryan Lindley this week against the Detroit Lions, because, really, who gives a shit at this point?It's not as if it actually matters who's chucking up the footballs for the Cards, but the spectacle at the quarterback position has been the ... More >>
The Arizona Cardinals have placed porcelain doll quarterback Kevin Kolb on injured reserve, meaning he's done for the season.That move leaves the Cardinals with three options at quarterback for the rest of the suck-fest known as the 2012 season: starter-turned-backup-turned-starter-turned-backup-tur ... More >>
See also: Kevin Kolb Temporarily Replaces Tim Tebow as Football JesusArizona Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb has retained his temporary title of "Football Jesus" for another week, after New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow didn't do much of anything again, and Kolb led the Cards to a win over the Ne ... More >>
From now 'til we publish the 2012 edition of Best of Phoenix, New Times and Chow Bella present 100 Tastemakers -- Valley residents who make the cut in our culinary scene. Some you'll know; for others, it'll be a first introduction (but likely not the last). While you're here, check out our 100 Creat ... More >>
So, I may not be the flag-waving American I should be, but hot damn, there's just something about hearing the national anthem that gives me chills.
Most of the attention in the build up for this weekend's showdown has been placed on dueling quarterbacks Tom Brady and Eli Manning, million dollar co ... More >>
nfl.comThis Sunday's NFL conference championships will determine which two teams will be headed to Super Bowl XVLI in Indianapolis on Sunday, February 5.
Until then, the league's final four teams will be duking it out for a shot at football immortality when the San Francisco 49ers and New Y ... More >>
Lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.comCelebrity look-alikes are always amusing to look at, particularly when an ordinary person looks unbelievably similar to the famous person.It's not hard to find people sporting the Bieber 'do these days, with some celebrities among them. Tom Brady rocked i ... More >>
www.Packers.comTo date, only one sixth-seeded playoff team has won the Super Bowl: the 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers.
This year's Green Bay Packers reminds New Times of that year's Steelers insofar as neither of those teams is an authentic sixth-seed. Rather, both teams are SINOs, Sixth-Seeds In Name ... More >>
www.wikipedia.comIf you plan on killing a blue heron with a golf club, don't do it in front of "bird lovers." That's some advice from a 78-year-old Bullhead City man who was cited last week by the Arizona Game and Fish Department for doing exactly that.
ChopsRockWhen given the option of an exciting wildcat offense and a stud quarterback, or two middle-aged guys in the twilight of their careers, NBC is going with the latter.NBC has decided to show the Arizona Cardinals a little love this season and has opted to move the Cards December 6 gam ... More >>
Good question for the Cards. T-shirt sold through Moe Wampum, Inc .Okay, Kurt Warner's on the open market. He and the Arizona Cardinals, though talking, didn't come to terms on a contract before the free-agency deadline today.
What does this mean? Well, he could go to another team, that' ... More >>
Like we've been saying all along, Cardinals starting quarterback Kurt Warner may be playing elsewhere next season.
A blogger on azcardinals.com., the team's official Web site, reports that Warner and the team are still about $4 million a year apart on a cont ... More >>
Didn't we predict it would come to this?
Yes we did, over and over. We said Kurt Warner would seek the highest salary possible following his improbable Super Bowl run, and that the Arizona Cardinals would resist.
For two reasons: Because the Bidwills who own the franchise are known to be a tigh ... More >>
"Charmed" seems an odd descriptor for the 2008-09 Arizona Cardinals, who lost -- no, were crushed in -- four of their last six regular-season games. Yet here they sit, all warm and snuggly at 9-7, hosting a first-round playoff game at home in the Red Zone.
Meanwhile, a couple of teams they lost to ... More >>