Viagra

Hogjaw, Jack Ripper, and Jackyl at Brickhouse Theatre, Friday, May 9

Shelf Life: Sexist sweets at Cost Plus

Shelf Life: Mystery Tea at Food City

Flashes

Bombs Away

Bombshelter DJs launch a military maneuver on Scottsdale with Pentagon Night

Second Helpings

Bombshelter DJs launch a military maneuver on Scottsdale with Pentagon Night

Olden Opportunity

Ed courted Lorraine, then went to court to prove their marriage was just

Flashes

Ed courted Lorraine, then went to court to prove their marriage was just

The 5 Most Offensive Band Names in Phoenix

Ed courted Lorraine, then went to court to prove their marriage was just

Wine, Oh

Irreverent vintner bottles laughter

D.I.

Irreverent vintner bottles laughter

Graffiti on the Light Rail? Hey, I Told You So...

If these two were around today in P-town, the knuckledraggin' KTAR-types'd shoot 'em on sight: Keith Haring (above) and Jean-Michel Basquiat. Ah, let the provincialism roll like a mighty wave of something brown through our benighted Valley, where every time someone hacks a loogie or lets fly an a ... More >>

Champagne Is for True Romantics – and Nurses

If these two were around today in P-town, the knuckledraggin' KTAR-types'd shoot 'em on sight: Keith Haring (above) and Jean-Michel Basquiat. Ah, let the provincialism roll like a mighty wave of something brown through our benighted Valley, where every time someone hacks a loogie or lets fly an a ... More >>

D.I. Won’t D.I.E.

If these two were around today in P-town, the knuckledraggin' KTAR-types'd shoot 'em on sight: Keith Haring (above) and Jean-Michel Basquiat. Ah, let the provincialism roll like a mighty wave of something brown through our benighted Valley, where every time someone hacks a loogie or lets fly an a ... More >>

Booger and Borat. You Likes?

If these two were around today in P-town, the knuckledraggin' KTAR-types'd shoot 'em on sight: Keith Haring (above) and Jean-Michel Basquiat. Ah, let the provincialism roll like a mighty wave of something brown through our benighted Valley, where every time someone hacks a loogie or lets fly an a ... More >>

The Silos

Come on Like the Fast Lane
(Bloodshot)

Big Eeeewww!

HBO's created a hot-soccer-mom fantasy in which Jeanne Tripplehorn plays the elder wife in a polygamous marriage

Off the Tracks

Clive Owen gets pushed to his limits, right along with the audience

Bong Show

Dave's not here, man

Toby Keith

Still ready for prime time

Legend City

A Hall of Fame is born

Wing Ding

1940s revisited in Mesa

All Keyed Up

Jett and His Royal Kreminess catch the action at Jackson's on Third's Showcase Sunday

Dude, There's My Car

Classic-car buffs pimp their rides in Glendale

Empty Sex

Shallow Waters: A Dirty Shame lacks substance

Naive Gringo Pill Popped Below Border

Earth to Americans like Ray Lindell: Try abiding by Mexican law when buying a whopping amount of tranquilizers at farmacias. Duh!

Sorry, Kermit

Our critic finds a piece of Paris in the Valley

Kings of Beer

A new suds squad seeks to build a roster in Phoenix

Spiked

Bad jokes and corporate canoodling sum up Cinco affair

Bada-Boom, Ka-ching, Ka-ching

Jim Perkins and his Scottsdale team want to translate Hef's world into big bucks

Mr. Green Genes

Meet the creator of edible vaccines

X Man

The guy behind the high octane, glow-in-the-dark energy drink Liquid X is working overtime to create a buzz - in the market, and in your brain.

Nathaniel Merriweather

LOVAGE -- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By (75 Ark)

Gag Reflex

Comics vie to be named "Funniest Person in the Valley"

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

Jerry Seinfeld's slightly rusty return to standup is nothing that can't be fixed

Die Hard

Did former beauty queen CeCe Doane conspire to murder her husband with Viagra? The county attorney is investigating.

Porn to sell

Product placement comes to adult videos...hey, watch where you put that thing!

Cox Suckers

Shedding tiers over IFC

I Stroke, Therefore I Am

Billy Squier gets philosophical and Trashman gets sick

Cute Little Spat Erupts Between Doug McEachern of the Arizona Republic and Blogging Former Lawmaker

Former Greg Patterson thinks longtime editorial writer Doug McEachern writes like a "coasting tweener." McEachern thinks Patterson is a "venal, simpering whiner with a Viagra-induced thing for the news business." Isn't that cute? Greg PattersonImage: www.azpbs.orgDoug McEachern

Scottsdale Man Pleads Guilty to Bringing in Chinese Viagra-Type Drug and Fraud Charges

What a scammer! Timothy Keay Isaac, 47, pleaded guilty today in federal court to a slew of charges related to his illicit company, which brought into the country a Chinese Viagra-like drug without prescriptions. But this is the part that bugs us: In 2006, Isaac applied for disability benefits from ... More >>

Hot Links: Kaibab Fires, GoDaddy MMA, and Viagra Coffee

The Scottsdale city council voted to terminate the contract of City Attorney Deborah Robberson, effective Friday. Robberson became City Attorney in 2005, after serving as the city's deputy attorney for five years...Two wildfires are burning in the Kaibab National Forest in northern Arizona, but fire ... More >>

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Scottsdale city council voted to terminate the contract of City Attorney Deborah Robberson, effective Friday. Robberson became City Attorney in 2005, after serving as the city's deputy attorney for five years...Two wildfires are burning in the Kaibab National Forest in northern Arizona, but fire ... More >>

Maynard James Keenan Gets Theatrical With Puscifer

The Scottsdale city council voted to terminate the contract of City Attorney Deborah Robberson, effective Friday. Robberson became City Attorney in 2005, after serving as the city's deputy attorney for five years...Two wildfires are burning in the Kaibab National Forest in northern Arizona, but fire ... More >>

Chinese Viagra Sales and Other Offenses Net Five Years in Prison for Scottsdale Weightlifter

Weightlifter Tim Isaac (seen here in a picture from 2000) will be pumping iron in prison for a few years​ Scottsdale weightlifter Tim Isaac was sentenced on Monday to five years in a federal prison for selling a Viagra-type drug without prescriptions, cheating on his taxes, and fraudulently ... More >>

Dancing With the Stars: Why, Kurt Warner? Why?

Kurt Warner​If you're an Arizona Cardinals fan, watching quarterback Derek Anderson try to throw a football on Sunday was hard enough. Watching the man he replaced -- and who many fans wish was still leading the team -- do the hustle on national television is just salt in the wound.The Cards' form ... More >>

Air Supply at Talking Stick Resort Last Weekend

Jonathan McNamaraAir Supply performing at Talking Stick Resort.​Air SupplyTalking Stick ResortSunday, January 16"Are you ready to fall in love tonight?" Air Supply singer-guitarist Graham Russell asked the crowd between songs Sunday night at Talking Stick Resort. It wasn't really a question. It wa ... More >>

Sam Fox Shoots but Doesn't Score with The Arrogant Butcher

Jonathan McNamaraAir Supply performing at Talking Stick Resort.​Air SupplyTalking Stick ResortSunday, January 16"Are you ready to fall in love tonight?" Air Supply singer-guitarist Graham Russell asked the crowd between songs Sunday night at Talking Stick Resort. It wasn't really a question. It wa ... More >>

Cafe: The Arrogant Butcher

​CityScape is a double-edged sword. Sure, we're stoked there's a bit more to do and see and eat downtown, but a lot of these joints aren't exactly destinations worth a drive from Tempe or Scottsdale. Enter Sam Fox's latest eatery The Arrogant Butcher. Is the latest Fox concept restaurant worth ... More >>

Best Reader Caption For Photo of Joe Arpaio's Geriatric Goon Squad?

James KingYour Caption Here.​Last week, we asked our readers to offer suggestions for an appropriate caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Joe Arpaio's aging goon squad for this week's New Times' You Write the Caption contest..We had 80 responses in the comment section of the post, whic ... More >>