Weddings

Ask A Geto Boy: I'm Actually In Love With A Stripper

Welcome to Ask Willie D, where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! BURNED BY THE RELATIVE I LOANED MONEY Dear Willie D: I loaned my cousin $500 more than six months ago. She promised t ... More >>

Digging Deeper

This Infographic Will Keep You From Getting Screwed At the Table

Finally, a concise infographic to help keep you from getting trapped next to the guy who smells like shoes and only wants to talk about the size of his investments, if you know what he means. Designer Alex Cornell of Firespotter Labs lays out the optimal seating location across a sampling of tables ... More >>

Doggy Style

Posh Spice

Puerto Vallarta is a Beautiful, Safe Place! (And Thanks for the Free Trip, Tourism Board!)

Okay, we didn't really take a press junket to Puerto Vallarta. But we apparently could have, for no more trouble than preparing an assignment letter for the Mexico city's Tourism Board and its PR company, Latititude. Check out the letter to "journalists" below. Sounds like we can expect to soon re ... More >>

Kirsten Dunst Shines as Earth Crumbles in Lars von Trier's Melancholia

​Lars von Trier is not for everyone. You have only to watch von Trier's violently quirky short film Occupations -- featuring von Trier brutally murdering the man talking in the movie theater next to him -- to see that he's wildly passionate about his work, and yeah, a little bit uninhibited. ... More >>

Fagala-Fearing Congressman Trent Franks: Gay Marriage "Literally is a Threat to the Nation's Survival"

Trent Franks thinks letting gay people get married will lead to the end of America.​Forget China, the national debt, the failing economy, terrorism, and various other legitimate threats to the survival of the United States, according to fagala-fearing Congressman Trent Franks, letting gay people t ... More >>

Ask a Mexican on Mexican Rap and a Tricky Proposal

Congressman Trent Franks Wants to Impeach Barack Obama Over Gay Marriage

www.politico.comGay people getting married apparently makes Congressman Trent Franks nervous.​Of all the reasons Republicans think they have to impeach President Barack Obama, doing it because he doesn't necessarily view gay people getting married as the end of the world is one of the stupidest (t ... More >>

Guido Saccone of Cibo Urban Wine Cafe & Pizzeria

Phoenix has crazy love to thank for Chef Guido Saccone's pizza and pasta at Cibo Urban Wine Cafe & Pizzeria. Saccone, who was born just outside of Naples, fell in love with the American girl working in Tuscany for the summer, who just happened to be from Mesa. A love story straight out of a fairy ta ... More >>

Modern Essential Tracks For Your Wedding, Vincent Gallo, This Century, and More in This Week's Issue

Nat King Cole, an "Unforgettable" essential part of your wedding soundtrack.​The times, they are a'changing, and traditional wedding songs just don't cut it for everyone anymore. That's why we've suggested some more modern alternatives to keep your wedding rocking, as well as some selections to st ... More >>

Wedding Music: Getting Hitched? Check Out Matrimony's New Musical Canon

Great Bridal Expo

Kings of Pastry Is the Cream Puff of Docs

East Valley Bridal Show

What's a Little Marriage Fraud Between Amigos?

It's a felony, sure, but in the absence of real immigration reform, some young, assimilated illegal immigrants see it as their best path to citizenship

Bridal Fashion Debut

Nik Richie's "Wife," Shayne Lamas, Admits She's Not In Love With Him; That Kinda Talk Could Get Someone's Mug on The Dirty

Nik Richie's new ball-and-chain, Shayne Lamas​ If the slogan for Las Vegas was changed to "what happens in Vegas could leave you married to Nik Richie," most people would probably think twice before heading to Sin City. Unfortunately for reality TV star Shayne Lamas, there is no such disclai ... More >>

Nik Richie, Stooge Behind TheDirty.com, Marries Reality TV Star 24 Hours After Meeting Her

Nik Richie​Remember when Michael Jackson awkwardly kissed his then-wife, Lisa Marie Presley, at the 1994 MTV Music Video Awards and then turned to the crowd and infamously said, "And just think, nobody thought this would last"? We all know how that turned out, and in seemingly related news, ... More >>

Worst Cooks in America Contestant Kelly (Johnson) LoCascio on Chef Beau, the Show

For the past two Sundays, we've been hooked on Food Network's new show, Worst Cooks in America. Maybe it's because this gem stars local celeb-chef Beau MacMillan. Or the fact there's a contestant from Scottsdale. Or maybe it's just that we all had an Aunt Mildred or Grandpa Joe or hec ... More >>

Films of the Middle East: Wedding in Galilee

Fear Factory

Doc casts new light on an old Warhol mystery

On Making Something of Your Life, plus George Bush Jr.

Basketball Courtship

Get ready for your big day, then watch the Mercury play

Phil Gordon Divorce Update: "We Are Having the Most Amicable Divorce in the History of the World"

  The about-to-be-single mayor in fine formWhen we heard that Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon's wife, Christa Severns, filed for divorce Monday, we were convinced that finally we'd get the gossip motherlode. Surely these two hate each other now, right? Surely everybody's just dying to throw do ... More >>

Anne Hathaway Makes a Compelling Bad Girl in Jonathan Demme’s Rachel Getting Married

Kook's Korner: Betrothed in Gelatine.

It Came From My Cupboard: Flour Power

Bloodfest 2

Dance at their wedding

Freeloader

Dupree overstays its welcome

Always a Bridesmaid

Vince Vaughn, your skirt-chasing emcee

Guns N' Roses

Welcome to the Videos (DVD) (Geffen)

Mötley Crüe
Greatest Video Hits (DVD) (Mötley/Hip-O)

Creep Show

Ghoulies get groovy at Alwun House

ABBA Fab

Mamma Mia! appeals to the ABBA in all of us

Here Come the Grooms

Local poster boys for gay marriage want it all

Gimme Moore's

Bite Me crashes a wacky wedding shindig

Best Place To Pop The Question

El Encanto Mexican Cafe

Best Day Of The Dead Crafts

Museo Chicano

Best Bridal Registry

Crate & Barrel

Best Counter Help In A Copy Shop

Lena Flores

Best Bridal Bouquet

Michelle's Design Company

Bad Day for a White Wedding

If you really like Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey, don't encourage movies like The Wedding Planner

Bride of a Lifetime

Bridal Fashion Debut at Phoenix Civic Plaza

Damsels in This Dress

POLISHED MONOGAMY

WED AND BURIED

UNEQUAL RITESA MORMON WRITER'S FORBIDDEN ACCOUNT OF HER TEMPLE MARRIAGE

THE BIG BANG THEORYWHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BLOW UP CARL RITTER'S CAR?

LOVE FOUND A HOME HERE'S THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER IN AN ALREADY FLAMBOYANT LIFE