As human beings, we all have different goals in life: running a marathon, reading 1,000 books, memorizing the dialogue from The Lord of the Rings trilogy, etc.
If, however, one of your life goals is to see your mug bobbling around in the nether regions of a large man in a kilt, your day has come -- courtesy of Four Peaks Brewing Company.
Find out the dirty details after the jump.
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SHOW ME HOW
To oust Elvis and get your own kisser under the kilt on the Four Peaks website, simply submit your photo by liking their Facebook page. Judges will then narrow the entries down to six finalists and votes will be cast by fans to determine the winner.
Oh, and the lucky mug also gets a free year of beer. Not bad considering where his or her face will be.