What would you eat if it were your last night on Earth, and you could have just about anything you wanted? That's the hypothetical dilemma I've... More >>
It's one of the eternal mysteries of dining in the Valley, one I've yet to solve despite many a sleepless night spent contemplating same: Why are... More >>
I'm no urban planner, and Lord knows I have no inclination to be one. But whenever I hear my fellow diehard metropolitans talking up the Holy... More >>
Where's the beef kebab? At Baghdad Restaurant, of course
By Stephen Lemons,
September 02, 2004
I've always wanted to summer in Baghdad, and now at last I can. No, silly, I'm not joining the Army National Guard. I may be the size of John... More >>
Nineteenth-century journalist, poet and author Charles Pierre Monselet once stated that "a true gastronome should always be ready to eat, just as... More >>
One dilemma I face as a restaurant reviewer is how long of a grace period I should allow an infant establishment before writing about its fare.... More >>
"Go on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night, you'll think you've crashed someone else's swell shindig."
By Stephen Lemons,
August 05, 2004
Before I dive into this week's review, I should take a moment to reply to some of the correspondence I receive on a regular basis. To the female... More >>
"All items were edible, but beyond that, completely lacking in any flavor or pizzazz."
By Stephen Lemons,
July 29, 2004
A colleague of mine left me a copy of a certain publication the other day with the attached note, "Well, I guess someone feels threatened." The... More >>
Asian delicacies dominate the menu at Lotus Asian Cafe
By Stephen Lemons,
July 22, 2004
Burgs like Snottsdale and Parasite Valley may get all the kudos when it comes to living arrangements, but were I run out of central Phoenix on a... More >>
Sassi serves up swanky ambience and appetizers, but seems to fall off the (main) course
By Stephen Lemons,
July 15, 2004
Descending from Pinnacle Peak the other day, after a repast at Sassi, the new, resort-like restaurant fashioned to resemble an Italian villa, the... More >>
Those of you old enough to have lived through any part of the Cold War -- or to have suffered through a political conversation with a devout... More >>
I was in Tempe last week, sitting in a cafe and flipping through my recent purchase from a nearby bookshop of a rare copy of Valentine Penrose's... More >>
So I was over at Mikey's the other day, doing bong hits and watching episode after episode of Cartoon Network's Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which... More >>
One of the joys of writing a weekly column for New Times is that I'm pretty much given carte blanche to cut through the ca-ca that other news... More >>
Stephen Lemons sings the praises of Turkish cuisine
By Stephen Lemons,
June 10, 2004
I suppose most folks have their own, somewhat flattering image of themselves, and I am no different in this regard. In my mind's eye, I'm a cross... More >>
Occasionally, I feel like the Ted Bundy of food critics, trawling sundry restaurant rows here in Phoenix, looking for my next victim. It has... More >>
Seafood spectacle: wading through the oceanic buffet at Serrano's
By Stephen Lemons,
May 27, 2004
Last week, I was perusing this book Bizarrism, a compilation of "Strange Lives, Cults and Celebrated Lunacy" by Aussie author Chris Mikul, when I... More >>
Brazeiro's guests will be getting only a watered-down Rio, at best
By Stephen Lemons,
May 20, 2004
I have been very, very spoiled in the past when it comes to churrascaria, or Brazilian barbecue. I didn't realize how spoiled until I visited the... More >>
Los Angeles may have the ocean, a temperate climate, Hollywood starlets and the Lakers, but the Valley cleans La-La Land's proverbial clock when... More >>
Our foodie loves the vibe of Richardson Browne's Rokerij
By Stephen Lemons,
May 06, 2004
I'd been sitting on the fence for the past week about Rokerij, Richardson Browne's classy new chop shop, when I happened to take a look at the... More >>
A Taj Mahal of tasty Indian treats is hidden in the Best Western on Central
By Stephen Lemons,
April 29, 2004
One of the bonuses of dwelling in a real metropolis is having a reputable Indian eatery within reasonable distance of one's digs. When I resided... More >>
For less than $20, even a poor scribe can afford to eat like a Renaissance pope
By Stephen Lemons,
April 15, 2004
Let me share a little secret with you: Journalists love to eat and eat well, but we're also notoriously cheap. In part, this has to do with the... More >>
High hopes for Uptown 713 were dashed by horrid service and mediocre chow
By Stephen Lemons,
April 08, 2004
Allow me to address a theme that runs through a number of missives I've received from my detractors, most of whom have this ass-backwards notion... More >>