Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry
Nick Offerman: Humanitarian, actor, bacon lover.
Screen Cap: College Humor
Beat poetry about bacon delivered by a man whose mustache is so masculine it might very well count as another, smaller man, strapped to his face.
But now he's trying to give something back. He and a small army of other celebrities have teamed up with CollegeHumor to help eliminate malaria one funny video clip at a time. The catch is that viewing the rest of the videos requires a donation, but with an acceptable donation starting at a dollar, it shouldn't shouldn't really be an insurmountable goal.
Offerman's selection of bacon as his poetic muse should not come as a surprise. His affection for pig is well known.
Also well known is his hatred of all things un-American. For instance, "vegan" bacon. Which, to be fair, is frankly wretched stuff.
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