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The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time


Congratulations Arizona, you are now the 15th state to legalize marijuana for, um, medicinal use. Not only will you now be able to cure your chronic and debilitating pain with some medical-grade cannibus, you also get to stuff your faces with junk food because you totally have the munchies. Before you bust out the bong, make sure your pantry is stocked with the proper stoner provisions.

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time
Jacob Retzlaff

10. Your Favorite Cereal -  and milk. Don't forget the milk. Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms, any cereal will do. Stay away from the Capt'n Crunch which is notorious for tearing the inside of your mouth to shreds. Not cool bro, not cool. 

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time
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9. Pop Tarts - So convenient and so many flavors to chose from. Grab several flavors and be adventurous, strawberry gets boring after about the 4th one.

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time


8. Easy Mac - One of the greatest food innovations ever. Mac & cheese in minutes and no need for pesky extras like milk or butter. (Bud Light optional.)  

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time
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7. Doritos, Funyuns, Cheetos - Make sure to stock up on lots and lots of chips, and dip if possible. There is no better food for doing nothing then a bag of chips.

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time


6. Microwave Brownies -  Making a whole batch of brownies takes way too much time. Good thing Betty Crocker came out with microwave brownies. Single serve chocolate goodness in about 2 minutes.



5. Totino's -  The guilty pleasure of the frozen pizza world. Cost effective yet delicious for reasons we will never know. Whether you go the Party Pizza or the Pizza Roll route(personally, we like the pizza rolls on top of the pizza), these are must have for the freezer. Helpful hint - don't forget to take them out of the oven.

 

   


The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time
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4. Little Debbies - two words - Zebra Cakes. 

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time


3. Nacho Cheese Sauce -  Make sure you have a giant can of cheese sauce and tortilla chips on hand at all times. The last thing you want to do is have to drive to 7-11 when the nacho craving hits. The cheese sauce can be used to make any the other foods on this list better, even zebra cakes.  

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time


2. House Burgers - Take a couple frozen hamburger patties and fry 'em up. Then place the patties on two pieces of white bread and top with every condiment in the fridge(bbq sauce, tartar sauce, mustard, Tabasco, etc.) and if possible, a fried egg. If you really want to make it good, grab two more slices of bread and make them grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum!  

The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time

1. Hot Pockets - or Ramen. It's a toss up. Maybe someone can come up with a hot pocket filled with Ramen.

Stoners are like billy goats and will pretty much eat anything. Tell us what your favorite stoner food is in the comment section below.  


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