You know you've arrived when your image is made into icy awesomeness.
The "Hoffsicle," a raspberry iced smoothie made in the Hoff's likeness and complete with jacket, flawless physique, and perfect hair, was created by Del Monte, the Sun reports.
The 58-year old and one-time third favorite judge of America's Got Talent is reported as saying, "The new Hoffsicle rocks. Like me, it might take a licking but it keeps on ticking."
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Unfortunately, you'll have to be in the U.K. if you want your very own Hoffsicle. Until then, watch this Hoff-a-rific video after the jump of Hasselhoff hawking his icy likeness and then trying to get British chicks to "lick his lolly" (Brit for popsicle.)