9 Ways The Zombie Apocalypse Will Make Christmas Better

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photo by Jonathan McNamara

Christmas Cards: Dont worry about sending Christmas cards to friends and loved ones. Theyre already dead.

You're constantly on the run from the demonic forces of the undead. You’ve lost most of the people you care about and survival from this nightmare seems like an impossible dream. But hey, it sure beats the hell out of facing the mall crowds at Christmas time.

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