What Is a Juggalo?

Insane Clown Posse's Violent J once asked himself this question, in a song titled, appropriately enough, "What is a Juggalo?" His answer: "Let me think for a second/Oh, he gets butt-naked/And then he walks through the streets/Winking at the freaks/With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks." It goes on from there, describing a lifestyle you'd be hard-pressed to live. If you'd like to just look like a Juggalo – though not one who not meets the exacting standards laid out by Mr. J – this tutorial will get you through.