10 Signs You're a Side Chick

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6. He always wants to go to your place.

For one thing, a side chick might not ever see where her dude ever lives, but if she does, it wasn't his idea. If you feel like you're hosting a lot of "chill" time (which is almost never just "chilling"), you might be a side chick. Sure, some guys are just a little antisocial, but when he never wants to spend time anywhere other than your place, there's a good chance that he's keeping you a secret from someone.

5. He never spends the night.

Maybe he has to work in the morning or maybe he forgot to bring over his lucky boxers that he always sleeps in (trust us, dudes do some weird stuff like that). But if he's leaving in the middle of the night every time he goes over to your place, it's a good sign that he may be going home to someone else. There are some guys out there who just hate spending the night, but even they should be able to give you a night every once in a while. Sharing a bed during a weekend hotel trip doesn't count either, because that seems like a classic cheating move in our book.

4. He's M.I.A. for major holidays.

There's a reason that both February 13 and 15 are known as "National Side Chick Day" by different groups of people. When he's gone for every major holiday (particularly ones usually celebrated with loved ones), it's not all that unlikely that you're just one of the ladies he's got coming off of the bench for him. We're not saying that he's not just spending Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, and the others with his family, but you may want to consider how serious he's really taking you if he's not spending at least a few of those with you. If he's not seeing you on Valentine's Day, you're probably not the only one getting his invitation to make it up to you on Arbor Day.

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Josh Chesler
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