Courting Disaster

10 Things You Should Never Say After Sex

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5. "Bingo wings!"

There was sex followed by a moment of silence followed by him reaching over, shaking my right arm and yelling "bingo wings!."

I said nothing. Headed to the shower. Questioned every major life decision I had made up to that point.

4. "I am not ready to be a father."

Well I'm glad we agree. Not everyone is a baby-crazed psycho who wears her biological clock like Flavor Flav.

3. "High five!"

This came from the same person that said "Bingo wings!" so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised. Nonetheless, there are better ways to congratulate someone on a job well done, without making them feel like a kid or the member of your JV basketball team.

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